So you are a man and want to be friends:
Hey guys, I´m happy to have you here on my profile.
Thank you for your interest!
But let´s start, shall we? As the title says, you are a man and you want to be on my friendslist on here. Let´s see:
As I have said quite often before, I am not into men. I am neither gay, nor bisexual. At all. I am not interested in looking at your dick pics, I am not interested in seeing your ass or your tribute videos, I am not interested in getting comments like "come on face", "jerk off for me", "fuck my ass", "I want to suck you dry", "I want to taste your cum" or anything like that. I don´t care about comments like this and I don´t care about what you want. Period.
I also don´t want to "jerk off together", neither in chat, nor on cam or even in person. I don´t care.
I don´t want to watch your tribute videos. I really don´t.
I don´t enjoy it, this site is for "adult entertainment" and if I am not interested, I won´t watch it.
(Most of those are just 20 to 90 seconds anyway and I don´t cum in that time period. I enjoy taking my time while pleasuring myself.)
"But are you sure?" - Fuck yes, I am sure.
O.k., so let´s say you still want to watch my videos.
I´d be perfectly fine with that. If you enjoy my content then I won´t hold you back. There are actually two videos "open" to be viewed by anyone. Go ahead, watch those.
But you want to see more? ASK ME! And ask nicely.
In a PM, before, I repeat BEFORE
( !.B.E.F.O.R.E.! )
you send me friend request.
Tell me why I should be friends with you.
I want my male friends on here to be "friends" meaning, talking to each other and getting responses when I ask a question (in my blogs, or via PM).
It doesn´t need to be "in the next hour", we all have other things to do, but in let´s say somewhat within a week.
And it would clearly be a bonus if you "bring something else" to the table.
What do I mean with this?
I am putting out content. For free. Content I put quite some time into. Content you are obviously interested in. So bring something interesting in exchange. It doesn´t need to be xHamster content of your own. You are into photography,
let´s talk about that. You play an instrument, let´s talk about that. You are into, I don´t know, cars, finances, whatever. Something that you would talk about with an online friend of yours. Something other than you beeing into penises, because I am not.
Yes, I am asking for something in exchange, because, in reality, nothing is ever "for free" and if you, as a male, want to watch my content for your joy, give me something back that I would enjoy. Your insight into something I am interested in, maybe just sharing stupid porn memes or only a nice, little conversation from time to time for example.
If we found some "common ground" I´m sure I´m up for conversation about my videos as well. Give me some feedback. Not just something like "nice load" or "that´s hot",but feedback. What did you like, what didn´t you like. But don´t ask me to perform for you, or tell me what you want to do with me because I am not into that.
I tried to be clear here, if you don´t understand something, feel free to ask, my PMs are open.
If you are too lazy for that, fine.
I have no problem with that. There are literally millions of other guys jerking off on the internet.
Go watch stuff from one of them. Hey, there even are live-cam sites where you can watch for free. And let´s be honest, my dick is nice but your life won´t end if you can´t watch my videos.
Thank you for your interest!
But let´s start, shall we? As the title says, you are a man and you want to be on my friendslist on here. Let´s see:
As I have said quite often before, I am not into men. I am neither gay, nor bisexual. At all. I am not interested in looking at your dick pics, I am not interested in seeing your ass or your tribute videos, I am not interested in getting comments like "come on face", "jerk off for me", "fuck my ass", "I want to suck you dry", "I want to taste your cum" or anything like that. I don´t care about comments like this and I don´t care about what you want. Period.
I also don´t want to "jerk off together", neither in chat, nor on cam or even in person. I don´t care.
I don´t want to watch your tribute videos. I really don´t.
I don´t enjoy it, this site is for "adult entertainment" and if I am not interested, I won´t watch it.
(Most of those are just 20 to 90 seconds anyway and I don´t cum in that time period. I enjoy taking my time while pleasuring myself.)
"But are you sure?" - Fuck yes, I am sure.
O.k., so let´s say you still want to watch my videos.
I´d be perfectly fine with that. If you enjoy my content then I won´t hold you back. There are actually two videos "open" to be viewed by anyone. Go ahead, watch those.
But you want to see more? ASK ME! And ask nicely.
In a PM, before, I repeat BEFORE
( !.B.E.F.O.R.E.! )
you send me friend request.
Tell me why I should be friends with you.
I want my male friends on here to be "friends" meaning, talking to each other and getting responses when I ask a question (in my blogs, or via PM).
It doesn´t need to be "in the next hour", we all have other things to do, but in let´s say somewhat within a week.
And it would clearly be a bonus if you "bring something else" to the table.
What do I mean with this?
I am putting out content. For free. Content I put quite some time into. Content you are obviously interested in. So bring something interesting in exchange. It doesn´t need to be xHamster content of your own. You are into photography,
let´s talk about that. You play an instrument, let´s talk about that. You are into, I don´t know, cars, finances, whatever. Something that you would talk about with an online friend of yours. Something other than you beeing into penises, because I am not.
Yes, I am asking for something in exchange, because, in reality, nothing is ever "for free" and if you, as a male, want to watch my content for your joy, give me something back that I would enjoy. Your insight into something I am interested in, maybe just sharing stupid porn memes or only a nice, little conversation from time to time for example.
If we found some "common ground" I´m sure I´m up for conversation about my videos as well. Give me some feedback. Not just something like "nice load" or "that´s hot",but feedback. What did you like, what didn´t you like. But don´t ask me to perform for you, or tell me what you want to do with me because I am not into that.
I tried to be clear here, if you don´t understand something, feel free to ask, my PMs are open.
If you are too lazy for that, fine.
I have no problem with that. There are literally millions of other guys jerking off on the internet.
Go watch stuff from one of them. Hey, there even are live-cam sites where you can watch for free. And let´s be honest, my dick is nice but your life won´t end if you can´t watch my videos.
4 years ago