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Dumb Assed things I do for Shit & Giggles...

I'll keep this updated from time to time, but a couple of recent GUY-cidents...

Was up at Kaiser on Geary to get my flu shot Monday, and when I walked into the atrium entrance, they asked me to show my membership card and ID. Next thing I know, a babe dressed in Klingon gear approached me with a laser-type weapon and said she needed to take my temperature- pointing at my forehead. Just grunted, turned around and dropped my jeans, bent over and spread my cheeks, telling her I'd rather have my temperature took the way my Daddy did it.. UP MY ASS! Security guard sitting in a chair out front of the nearby pharmacy was laughing his ass off!

Gal pal sent me down to the Safeway on Sunday saying she needed some feminine hygiene products and as usual, another "Honey Do" project before we fuck. Got in the checkout line sorta red-faced, and when the checker rang me up, the damn register rejected my Club Card. Well, it was worth an $8 discount and I wasn't gonna walk out giving the Safeway my money. Drove my shopping cart up and knocked on the door and a purple and green-haired bitch came out and I flashed my Club Card at her and pointed to the shit in my shopping cart. Bitch grabbed the collar of my t-<a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=shirt" target="_blank">shirt</a> and before I knew it, she locked the door and had her ass situated in her <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=office" target="_blank">office</a> chair with her Safeway apron raised, exposing her shaved pussy and fingering her asshole. After at least half an hour gorging on those holes, she squirted a little and I got up and blew a load down her apron on to her boobs and she opened the door- waving to the guard at the door letting him know I was "comped" with my basked of goods. Got back to my gal's joint and she asked what took me so long. Just winked and told her I had to give some system advice to the management.

...stay tuned for more adventures!
Published by DadGuyMaddix
4 years ago
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