Dumb Assed things I do for shit & giggles...
I'll keep this blog runnng...
Today, 11/20, got homefrom a light day of work to be greeted by 2 cartons on the front porch...pair of casesof 1.75 Cuervo bottles I ordered from BevMo last Sunday. Went in the house to drop my shorts and make sure my new favorite butt plug was still cozy in my asshole, then went out, did a squat to lift up one of the boxes, and when I hoisted it, that damn butt plug shot outta my turdcutter like a bottle rocket- made it all the way to the curb. Hauled the other box in before jogging down to the street, sucking the gravel off the plug and stuffing it back up my ass before getting on here and doing the daily porn gig. Thought to myself, "Good thing I didn't put nobody's eye out walking the dog down the sidewalk in front of my house!"
Spent Friday running up and down ladders in Pacific Heights and the Presidio- cleaning windows nude with a butt plug up my ass. Was thinking about grilling pizza for supper tonight. Decided I would just kick back looking at some porn. Get my glutes massaged later waiting for a pizza to get delivered. And when I'm loose enough, pin my ankles behind my ears and get my hole I been loosening all day fucked real good and breeded: https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/13785917/376501738
Monday dropped by Kaiser up on Geary to get my flu shot. Had a security desk set up and asked me to show my Kaiser card and driver's lisense, which I politely did. Gal in what looked like a Klingon uniform marched up to me with a fucking ray gun and said she was gonna take my temperature on my forehead before I got in line. Waved her away, dropped my <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=jeans" target="_blank">jeans</a>. Bent over and spread my cheeks. Told her I like getting my temperature took the old-fashioned way, with a thermometer up my rectum. Security guard sitting in front of the pharmacy across the way was laughing his ass off, but at least I got inoculated for the season!
Sunday, my gal pal sent me to the Safeway to pick her up some feminine hygiene products... she knows that puts a burr under my saddle. Loaded up the grocery cart and sure enough, got to the dame cashier rejected my Club Card entitling me to an $8.49 discount. Ended up at the manager's <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=office" target="_blank">office</a>. Blue and red haired bitch let me in, locked the door I spent the next half hour licking her pussy and asshole before bolting a pearl necklace over her Safeway apron. Got back to my gal's joint and when she asked me why I was gone so long, I just put her throat on my dick and asked her when her daughter was gonna be home.
Today, 11/20, got homefrom a light day of work to be greeted by 2 cartons on the front porch...pair of casesof 1.75 Cuervo bottles I ordered from BevMo last Sunday. Went in the house to drop my shorts and make sure my new favorite butt plug was still cozy in my asshole, then went out, did a squat to lift up one of the boxes, and when I hoisted it, that damn butt plug shot outta my turdcutter like a bottle rocket- made it all the way to the curb. Hauled the other box in before jogging down to the street, sucking the gravel off the plug and stuffing it back up my ass before getting on here and doing the daily porn gig. Thought to myself, "Good thing I didn't put nobody's eye out walking the dog down the sidewalk in front of my house!"
Spent Friday running up and down ladders in Pacific Heights and the Presidio- cleaning windows nude with a butt plug up my ass. Was thinking about grilling pizza for supper tonight. Decided I would just kick back looking at some porn. Get my glutes massaged later waiting for a pizza to get delivered. And when I'm loose enough, pin my ankles behind my ears and get my hole I been loosening all day fucked real good and breeded: https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/13785917/376501738
Monday dropped by Kaiser up on Geary to get my flu shot. Had a security desk set up and asked me to show my Kaiser card and driver's lisense, which I politely did. Gal in what looked like a Klingon uniform marched up to me with a fucking ray gun and said she was gonna take my temperature on my forehead before I got in line. Waved her away, dropped my <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=jeans" target="_blank">jeans</a>. Bent over and spread my cheeks. Told her I like getting my temperature took the old-fashioned way, with a thermometer up my rectum. Security guard sitting in front of the pharmacy across the way was laughing his ass off, but at least I got inoculated for the season!
Sunday, my gal pal sent me to the Safeway to pick her up some feminine hygiene products... she knows that puts a burr under my saddle. Loaded up the grocery cart and sure enough, got to the dame cashier rejected my Club Card entitling me to an $8.49 discount. Ended up at the manager's <a href="https://image-seeker.com/s/?q=office" target="_blank">office</a>. Blue and red haired bitch let me in, locked the door I spent the next half hour licking her pussy and asshole before bolting a pearl necklace over her Safeway apron. Got back to my gal's joint and when she asked me why I was gone so long, I just put her throat on my dick and asked her when her daughter was gonna be home.
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