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A melon instead of a vagina

A melon instead of a vagina
Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. But melons are not only a possible stimulant for the eyes and hormones, a melon can also be a fun and effective accessory if you want to have some solo fun. A melon is soft and moist – like the inside of a vagina. The only downside is the inside temperature, which is not the same as the inside of a warm vagina. But we will deal with this problem as well – but one step at a time.
How to prepare a melon for masturbation?
First, you have to cut a hole into the melon that will be appropriate for your cock with a knife. The right hole should be a bit smaller then the circumference of your penis. Take some of the insides out, but not all of it. Leave most of it in. The toy is almost ready. If you really want to feel “at home”, you must only warm it up. You do this simply by putting it into the oven for a few minutes.
Before sticking your penis inside, make sure about the inside temperature. You can do this with your finger, but this is not the most reliable method. If you want to be truly sure, take the temperature with a thermometer. The appropriate temperature should be the same as the vagina’s during the time it is aroused. At those moments, the temperature is a degree or two above the average body temperature.
And the vagina is ready for...
All that is left is to squeeze some lubricant or baby oil into the melon and enjoy the vagina you have created.
Published by farmbitchone
6 years ago
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redirvine
redirvine 1 year ago
Thank you for this...i tried and it was nice..i cum inside and then i eated it...
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wanktocunt
What a bizarre post for a woman to write. Unless you're not a woman, lol.
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redchemist14 4 years ago
LOL!!!
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sawyer58
sawyer58 5 years ago
Fantastic idea, great sensation. Add me as a friend, please, so I can send more pics and ideas your way
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ingbtc 5 years ago
to farmbitchone : I will try. Water melon or normal melon. Add me as friend so that we can talk more.
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farmbitchone Publisher 5 years ago
to ingbtc : oh honey try it 
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ingbtc 5 years ago
This can't work.  A melon is too soft for a hard cock.  After pumping a few times will get lose a lot. Then rather fuck the air in the room then the melon ???
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goofytguy678
goofytguy678 5 years ago
Do you want to help me with this?
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Flufflover 5 years ago
Definitely stimulating, but use a seedless watermelon, I don't like spewing withy seeds in my cumhole;-)
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Fantomas1962 5 years ago
Thx for your ""recipe""". It makes me laugh to think about it. Lol.. 
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boppizza 5 years ago
done this...but what if you need to be the melon?
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ocdilf
ocdilf 5 years ago
I need to try this. What melon works best? Cantaloupe, honey dew, etc?
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JJ822016 5 years ago
I like mine in the field under the warm sunshine....
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mobster99
mobster99 5 years ago
Great!
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kiky1_4u84
to easye0385 : YUP...feels fantastic
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kiky1_4u84
to lovetoesinhose58 : DONE that...works well
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easye0385
easye0385 5 years ago
The inside of a banana peel
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windinpines
windinpines 5 years ago
I've done that w/ a melon, except I cut a window opposite the "fuck hole" so I could watch my jizz squirt out!  I like your writing!  Keep writing, and check out my stories.
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longtimedead33
longtimedead33 5 years ago
Hell Yes. Rather have Real xx:-)
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farmbitchone Publisher 5 years ago
to Toetapper : Cuckolding relationships are sexy as fuck, loving, creative, bonding, trusting, and rare. I may not be able to reach women with this blog but at least I can speak to the truth about what cuckolding relationships are all about and that’s something that I think many people could benefit from.
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Toetapper
Toetapper 5 years ago
I never found the need to warm a melon; the temperature difference was rather stimulating.  Found that it is helpful to put a small hole near the main channel to allow for pressure equalization.  Otherwise, the suction becomes too great to allow the freedom of movement for real stimulation. Not one to waste food; my GF and I enjoyed that melon.  My advice applies to other items (e.g. cucumbers) as well
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itsnotcut
to farmbitchone : I don't like melon, so I'd have explain what its for :)
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farmbitchone Publisher 5 years ago
let see it honey
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farmbitchone Publisher 5 years ago
to itsnotcut : Do it then
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farmbitchone Publisher 5 years ago
to funpics70 : do it then
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lovetoesinhose58 5 years ago
 you should try using a banana peel
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funpics70
funpics70 5 years ago
sounds great fun
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itsnotcut
sounds like a good idea!
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hersey9
hersey9 6 years ago
Damn, when you can't get some raw pussy, its safe.
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kking375
kking375 6 years ago
Nice
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