Verification?
I will try to keep this short...
So you are a real female on here and you want to be friends and I have asked you to send me some pictures for verification. How dafaq would you do this?
It´s not that hard, I promise!
You will need yourself (and be willing to take two pictures of yours) and three things.
WOW!!! THREE THINGS!!!
"What are these three things, and what should I do with them?"
...fair questions, right?
O.k., so you will need:
1: smartphone or camera
2: piece of paper
3: pen
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Now, I want you to write down the following on said piece of paper:
"Hi DerTribunator, I am YourUsername from xHamster!"
(and I mean, don´t write "YourUsername" I mean write down your actual username. The name of your profile! Your username here on xhamster... ...just wanted to clarify that...)
The paper should now look something like this:
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And AGAIN: put in your actual username!
(no, I don´t think you are stupid, I am just around here long enough that I feel the need to clarify this and make it clear again. ...and again...)
Now you take that paper, hold it in front of your body and take a picture. In this picture I want to see the paper, I want to be able to read what you have written on there and I want to be able to clearly see that you, the person holding the piece of paper, and the person who is present on the pictures on your xHamster-profile are the same.
Meaning, I need to be able to see that you are the same woman as on the pictures in your galleries and/or your avatar.
Got it?
GREAT!
Next I want you to crumble the paper... Yes, crumble that paper... Baaaaad paper! Paper deserves to be crubled!!! Crumble it! Make a paper-ball! Ball that paper! Do it!
(the piece of paper should now NOT look like a "sheet" of paper, but like a "ball" of paper... like this:)
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(...damn that bokeh from my new lens looks amazing... ...even on something simple like a crumbled piece of paper...)
Now take that ball-ish paper and straighten it out again. No need to overdo it, just straighten it out so that it becomes "readable" again. O.k.?
"MAKE THE BALL A SHEET AGAIN!"
(no MAGA-pun, I swear!)
Your formerly-sheet-like-became-a-crumbled-ball-then-got-straightened-out-to-look-like-a-sheet-again-piece-of-paper should now look like this:
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It does look similar to this? Really? NICE!!!
Because we are almost done!
O.k., now I want you to take another picture, with this former-straight-then... (not gonna go there again...) ....
...
Just take another picture with that crumbled-re-straightened paper please. In a similar pose like the first one you have taken so that I can tell it is you who is holding that paper.
What´s with the crumbling you ask?
...well, pre-written text on a crumbled piece of paper is WAY harder to photoshop than just photoshop some text into a picture a female holding up a "perfectly straight" piece of paper. I am not bad with photoshop myself so I am pretty capable of figuring out what is fake and what isn´t, but there are some pretty good photoshoppers out there who are quite decent when it comes to fake-verification pictures. Just look around here on xHamster. There are quite some "verified" profiles on here where I honestly doubt that what is shown on some paper held by a female is what was really written there as the picture was taken.
That´s why I ask for the crumbled paper. Because it´s harder to photoshop. Period.
One more thing...
If you just show pictures of your body on your profile I am fine with "just body" verification pictures.
If you happen to have pictures that include a face (hopefully it´s actually your face) on your profile, I will need to see your face in those verification pictures that you are taking for me as well!
No bullshitting around! If I can see your face on your xhamster profile, you will need to take pictures that show the same face as verification pictures. Your face shown on both of the pictures I have asked you take for me.
Harsh, I know, but as I have said it a thousand times before, I AM DONE WITH FAKES!
Then please send these two pictures to me. Either here on xHamster, in a message or as an email, sent to my email address.
Yay!
Done!!!
Let´s be friends!!!!
So you are a real female on here and you want to be friends and I have asked you to send me some pictures for verification. How dafaq would you do this?
It´s not that hard, I promise!
You will need yourself (and be willing to take two pictures of yours) and three things.
WOW!!! THREE THINGS!!!
"What are these three things, and what should I do with them?"
...fair questions, right?
O.k., so you will need:
1: smartphone or camera
2: piece of paper
3: pen
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Now, I want you to write down the following on said piece of paper:
"Hi DerTribunator, I am YourUsername from xHamster!"
(and I mean, don´t write "YourUsername" I mean write down your actual username. The name of your profile! Your username here on xhamster... ...just wanted to clarify that...)
The paper should now look something like this:
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And AGAIN: put in your actual username!
(no, I don´t think you are stupid, I am just around here long enough that I feel the need to clarify this and make it clear again. ...and again...)
Now you take that paper, hold it in front of your body and take a picture. In this picture I want to see the paper, I want to be able to read what you have written on there and I want to be able to clearly see that you, the person holding the piece of paper, and the person who is present on the pictures on your xHamster-profile are the same.
Meaning, I need to be able to see that you are the same woman as on the pictures in your galleries and/or your avatar.
Got it?
GREAT!
Next I want you to crumble the paper... Yes, crumble that paper... Baaaaad paper! Paper deserves to be crubled!!! Crumble it! Make a paper-ball! Ball that paper! Do it!
(the piece of paper should now NOT look like a "sheet" of paper, but like a "ball" of paper... like this:)
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Now take that ball-ish paper and straighten it out again. No need to overdo it, just straighten it out so that it becomes "readable" again. O.k.?
"MAKE THE BALL A SHEET AGAIN!"
(no MAGA-pun, I swear!)
Your formerly-sheet-like-became-a-crumbled-ball-then-got-straightened-out-to-look-like-a-sheet-again-piece-of-paper should now look like this:
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It does look similar to this? Really? NICE!!!
Because we are almost done!
O.k., now I want you to take another picture, with this former-straight-then... (not gonna go there again...) ....
...
Just take another picture with that crumbled-re-straightened paper please. In a similar pose like the first one you have taken so that I can tell it is you who is holding that paper.
What´s with the crumbling you ask?
...well, pre-written text on a crumbled piece of paper is WAY harder to photoshop than just photoshop some text into a picture a female holding up a "perfectly straight" piece of paper. I am not bad with photoshop myself so I am pretty capable of figuring out what is fake and what isn´t, but there are some pretty good photoshoppers out there who are quite decent when it comes to fake-verification pictures. Just look around here on xHamster. There are quite some "verified" profiles on here where I honestly doubt that what is shown on some paper held by a female is what was really written there as the picture was taken.
That´s why I ask for the crumbled paper. Because it´s harder to photoshop. Period.
One more thing...
If you just show pictures of your body on your profile I am fine with "just body" verification pictures.
If you happen to have pictures that include a face (hopefully it´s actually your face) on your profile, I will need to see your face in those verification pictures that you are taking for me as well!
No bullshitting around! If I can see your face on your xhamster profile, you will need to take pictures that show the same face as verification pictures. Your face shown on both of the pictures I have asked you take for me.
Harsh, I know, but as I have said it a thousand times before, I AM DONE WITH FAKES!
Then please send these two pictures to me. Either here on xHamster, in a message or as an email, sent to my email address.
Yay!
Done!!!
Let´s be friends!!!!
4 years ago