What A Friend We Have In Porn

What A Friend We Have In Porn
( Prayer = Edging )

What a friend we have in Porn
All our edges and leaks to bear
And what a privilege to carry
Everything to Porn in Prayer

Oh, what peace we often forfeit
Oh, what needless pain we bear
All because we do not carry
Everything to Porn in Prayer

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged
Take it to Porn in Prayer

Can we find a friend so perfect
Who will all our perving share?
Porn knows our every weakness
Take it to Porn in Prayer!

Published by ZanaZina

4 years ago

Comments

joystk 2 years ago

Amen brother

Ultraviolet69 2 years ago

to cfrpilot : Give everything to porn.

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cfrpilot 3 years ago

Beautiful and appropriate... Porn is my religion, my wife, my life... My everything!

jdey456 3 years ago

It’s cool to see how passionate you are about this addiction.

ZanaZina Publisher 3 years ago

to vintageporngooner : Thank you! Abandoning one religion and embracing another; devotion and spiritual worship of Porn is so important to me!!

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repurposing a hymn to make it about porn worship?? I love it.

kink2kink 4 years ago

Porn addicted beta gooner

ZanaZina Publisher 4 years ago

to jnj69 : All of Porn is my church. Masturbation is my prayer. Edging is my soul-felt worship and plea to Goddess Porn!

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jnj69 4 years ago

Porn is as important to me as religion is to others. Long live the goddess porn.

guynky12 4 years ago

I worship Porn. It is the ultimate religion/god.

wow so sensual. words to live by

ZanaZina Publisher 4 years ago

to pr0nhunta01 : Amen! Porn gives us so much to be grateful for!

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pr0nhunta01 4 years ago

Amen! Gooners worship at the Church of Porn

Sissylia420 4 years ago

Amen

ferdyparis03 4 years ago

Porn is a religion! Let’s pray/edge!!

pantalofiu 4 years ago

Amen :)