FANTASY FOOTBALL
It was my fantasy football meeting, we were done actually, just drinking and smoking pot. A dozen of us left. MIKE came up to me and said: "Hey, Steve. You like BIG BLACK GUYS?"
I'm straight, married, and so is he. I mean, everyone in the club is straight. It's football, so, NO FAGS! I mean, they just don't get football... Not like I do.
I have the best teams, all real football players. Strapped men, men that oppose their will on others. My middle linebacker, Kendricks is a man, a perfect specimen. 6'2" 250, powerful lower body, broad shoulders, faster, stronger, better than you.
Anyway, I said: "What? No, why?"
"I used your bathroom, and your laptop was open."
My heart pounded in my chest.
"Yeah, and there were all these... BBC pictures. Big Black fucking Cocks! Pretty intense stuff. I get it. That's why I'm asking if you liked them."
"I- I, how much of it- did you see the videos-? "
"Because there's the thickest bull that trains me sometimes. All bodyweight stuff, exhausting, but really tones you. He's a God. He'll turn you inside out your first time. You be brand new in a week!"
"I can explain any videos that might have been open-"
"Ha! I'll give him your code. Tomorrow morning. Your lady's gone for three weeks, you work from home- I'M GIVING HIM YOUR FUCKING CODE, DUDE!"
"Mike, this is secret, right?"
"Ha! No, hotshot, A LOT of my friends train under him. He wore McDaniels OUT his first day. You're gonna- YOU OWE, you cocksucker! I won't forget the day I changed your life!"
"Mike, I'm not a faggot, okay. No matter what you saw on my computer."
McMains and MacDonald were right behind me.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" "What's on your computer?"
NEXT TIME ON FANTASY FOOTBALL:
Steven gets woken up by BUCK, DARK BROWN 6'4" 260, and drop dead gorgeous.
Mike walks in on Steve. on his back, legs spread, his ass full of half of Buck's COAL BLACK COCK!
When, Steve's wife, Kristina comes home, she finds that her husband is different, and he's not going back!
And someone wins field tickets to Sunday's game, including press conference and LOCKER ROOM PASSES
I'm straight, married, and so is he. I mean, everyone in the club is straight. It's football, so, NO FAGS! I mean, they just don't get football... Not like I do.
I have the best teams, all real football players. Strapped men, men that oppose their will on others. My middle linebacker, Kendricks is a man, a perfect specimen. 6'2" 250, powerful lower body, broad shoulders, faster, stronger, better than you.
Anyway, I said: "What? No, why?"
"I used your bathroom, and your laptop was open."
My heart pounded in my chest.
"Yeah, and there were all these... BBC pictures. Big Black fucking Cocks! Pretty intense stuff. I get it. That's why I'm asking if you liked them."
"I- I, how much of it- did you see the videos-? "
"Because there's the thickest bull that trains me sometimes. All bodyweight stuff, exhausting, but really tones you. He's a God. He'll turn you inside out your first time. You be brand new in a week!"
"I can explain any videos that might have been open-"
"Ha! I'll give him your code. Tomorrow morning. Your lady's gone for three weeks, you work from home- I'M GIVING HIM YOUR FUCKING CODE, DUDE!"
"Mike, this is secret, right?"
"Ha! No, hotshot, A LOT of my friends train under him. He wore McDaniels OUT his first day. You're gonna- YOU OWE, you cocksucker! I won't forget the day I changed your life!"
"Mike, I'm not a faggot, okay. No matter what you saw on my computer."
McMains and MacDonald were right behind me.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" "What's on your computer?"
NEXT TIME ON FANTASY FOOTBALL:
Steven gets woken up by BUCK, DARK BROWN 6'4" 260, and drop dead gorgeous.
Mike walks in on Steve. on his back, legs spread, his ass full of half of Buck's COAL BLACK COCK!
When, Steve's wife, Kristina comes home, she finds that her husband is different, and he's not going back!
And someone wins field tickets to Sunday's game, including press conference and LOCKER ROOM PASSES
4 years ago