A Kinky Questionnaire (Copied from somewhere else)
1. Have you ever slept naked? : Yes
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Yes
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : I'm a 38 C-cup
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: It was in a neighbor's yard, I was ****d by yet another neighbor
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : Toys!
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : Yes
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : Yes
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : Both
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : To be younger and do all the things I think about now.
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : Nah
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : In a sports stadium
12. Would you have sex there? Only if forced.
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? :I was 15
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: No, not into girls
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : Bananas
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: No
17. What and who turns you on? : I have a serious fetish for black men. There is a long list.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yes
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: Hmm, I'll have to think on that.
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : Into my panties? Yes.
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: Not to my knowledge
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: No
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: My husband.
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: Definitely
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : No, why would I?.
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Sexy
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : 3
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What's your kinky fetish? : Wearing and having sex while wearing satin, or risky sex is also fun. I also have CNC fantasies
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : No
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : Yes. While fertile a lover took his condom and drained it into me while I was tied down.
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : Is sugar a spice?
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: Definitely!
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : No
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: No
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: No
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Yes
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? : Yes
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : At a club.
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? : Public exposure/humiliation/collar & leash
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : TRIED piss-play
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: Nope, I have my favorites!
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? Yes, wearing my mom's clothes while a BF was screwing me.
51. Have you ever caught them?: Yes
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : No
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : No
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : All the time
55. What do you wear to bed? : Satin pajamas or nightie
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Yes!
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : Sure!
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : Always
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : Yes
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes. Had public climax, too!
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : Yes
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: No, not into heights.
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Yes
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : A spoon
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? : No idea
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : Sucking a nd being sucked/licked
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : I was an embezzler and had to pay back!
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 13
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : Never tried it.
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Yes
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : Once
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? Yes
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Yes
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No.
79. How about cherries? : No
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : Not any more, but did twice.
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : I don't even think about it
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : No. I'd hate to fall!
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : Never!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? : Yes, and I do have anonymous sex.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : It can be
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Older men, yes.
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? Without
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? He was a stranger who conquered me with his kiss.
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Snuggle.
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Say I love you and pray for my salvation
91. Which would you rather make out:
[ ]On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
[ ] With your parents in the room?
[ X ] In front of an ex?
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Yes
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? No excuse, just demand to know why they are perving on us!
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Yes. Nothing special.
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Dark
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? No, but I do color my hair
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : No
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
[ ] Something about Mary
[ ] Chasing Amy
[ ] My Girl 2
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[ ] Fatal Attraction (playa)
[ XXX ] Rated X (not for young viewers)
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : Yes
100. Have you ever burped while making out? : Yes
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? I have a lot of friends listed, so sure!
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Yes
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : I'm a 38 C-cup
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: It was in a neighbor's yard, I was ****d by yet another neighbor
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : Toys!
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : Yes
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : Yes
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : Both
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : To be younger and do all the things I think about now.
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : Nah
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : In a sports stadium
12. Would you have sex there? Only if forced.
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? :I was 15
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: No, not into girls
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : Bananas
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: No
17. What and who turns you on? : I have a serious fetish for black men. There is a long list.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yes
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: Hmm, I'll have to think on that.
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : Into my panties? Yes.
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: Not to my knowledge
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: No
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: My husband.
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: Definitely
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : No, why would I?.
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Sexy
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : 3
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What's your kinky fetish? : Wearing and having sex while wearing satin, or risky sex is also fun. I also have CNC fantasies
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : No
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : Yes. While fertile a lover took his condom and drained it into me while I was tied down.
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : Is sugar a spice?
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: Definitely!
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : No
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: No
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: No
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Yes
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? : Yes
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : At a club.
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? : Public exposure/humiliation/collar & leash
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : TRIED piss-play
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: Nope, I have my favorites!
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? Yes, wearing my mom's clothes while a BF was screwing me.
51. Have you ever caught them?: Yes
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : No
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : No
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : All the time
55. What do you wear to bed? : Satin pajamas or nightie
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Yes!
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : Sure!
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : Always
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : Yes
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes. Had public climax, too!
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : Yes
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: No, not into heights.
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Yes
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : A spoon
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? : No idea
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : Sucking a nd being sucked/licked
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : I was an embezzler and had to pay back!
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 13
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : Never tried it.
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Yes
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : Once
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? Yes
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Yes
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No.
79. How about cherries? : No
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : Not any more, but did twice.
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : I don't even think about it
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : No. I'd hate to fall!
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : Never!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? : Yes, and I do have anonymous sex.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : It can be
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Older men, yes.
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? Without
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? He was a stranger who conquered me with his kiss.
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Snuggle.
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Say I love you and pray for my salvation
91. Which would you rather make out:
[ ]On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
[ ] With your parents in the room?
[ X ] In front of an ex?
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Yes
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? No excuse, just demand to know why they are perving on us!
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Yes. Nothing special.
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Dark
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? No, but I do color my hair
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : No
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
[ ] Something about Mary
[ ] Chasing Amy
[ ] My Girl 2
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[ ] Fatal Attraction (playa)
[ XXX ] Rated X (not for young viewers)
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : Yes
100. Have you ever burped while making out? : Yes
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? I have a lot of friends listed, so sure!
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