Dirty slutty road trip idea :P

i have this dirty slutty idea of getting myself a cheap old van and putting a mattress in the back and going a road trip around australia leaving off with barely enough fuel and money get the next city/town and then offering my body to any men for a coin each (anywhere from 5c - $2) and having do that everywhere i go my way the next place and see how long it takes travel around aus then see if i want go for another round trip ;P