Porn Pet Peeves

Here are a small group of pet peeves that I have involving amateur porn.
1. If you can't handle a camera, don't operate one. I'm here to blow a load, not get seasick.
2. Maybe clean up a little before you fuck on camera. At least put sheets on the bed.
3. If the lighting sucks, get more lighting. While not professional, lamps work.
4. Have a plan ("We're going to do this, then move to this") that way there's never any stoppage of play.
5. Replace the battery in your smoke detector. It likely takes a 9 volt.
6. Stop naming your files "slut, bitch, whore, skank, pig, etc." unless it is a BDSM fetish video where the "object" wants to be demeaned and treated like garbage.
7. Don't say "fat" for girls, use BBW (big beautiful woman) or BHM (big handsome man) when describing those who are large. We know that we're fat, we don't need someone pointing it for us. If you don't like fat people fucking, move along.
8. Don't spell the word "masturbate" with an "e" and spell it "masterbate". Masterbate isn't a word.
9. Stop referring to MMF threesome as "cuckold" events. A cuckold is a man who enjoys being demeaned by watching his wife fuck a guy, usually a stranger with a cock bigger than that of the cuckold. A wife is generally never a cuckold, but she obviously participates. A cuckold likes sloppy seconds and may choose to bang his wife/girlfriend after the bull or stud leaves a creamy load, typically in her pussy. Cuckolding can go further to involve more bi activities including (but not limited to) warming up the bull (blowjob or handjob for bull to prepare for wife/girlfriend's sex and/or fucking or eating out wife/girlfriend and getting sloppy seconds. In some particularly extreme bisexual cuckold events the cuckold may take a facial or may finish-off the bull himself and will typically swallow the cum. A cuckold could just be forced to watch and not participate in any bisexual activity, however these videos appear more rare.
10. Mature starts when a girl or guy turns 50 and not a day sooner. Those of us in our 40's are middle aged. Elderly begins at 70-75 (depending upon health and appearance).
11. Some of you are wearing panties that are entirely too tight on you. If you want to be respected as a CD, don't stretch out your wife or girlfriend's panties and bras - buy your own.
That's all for now - more later I'm sure!