Being Horny is NOT an Achievement.
When someone you've never (or barely) spoken to before asks how you're doing - on any type of site - saying "I'm horny" like it's some amazing accomplishment makes you sound like an idiot. Especially when you're on a site like this one.
This is a friggin' porn site; why the fuck are you still horny? Take care of it!
I mean, what do you think is going to happen? That I am going to be sooooooo stunned at the miracle of you being hard, it's going to make me all horny and want to appease your horniness?
Again, you're on a friggin' porn site. Take care of it.
You announcing that you're horny on any site - but especially this one - is like a toddler at a beach proudly showing off their handful of sand. Wooooooooooooowwww... that's SO impressive. *eye roll*
My point? Knock it off. I'm not impressed, and your "achievement" is not impressive.
And no, that's not a hint to see your ugly-ass dick (they're all ugly; you're no different).
This is a friggin' porn site; why the fuck are you still horny? Take care of it!
I mean, what do you think is going to happen? That I am going to be sooooooo stunned at the miracle of you being hard, it's going to make me all horny and want to appease your horniness?
Again, you're on a friggin' porn site. Take care of it.
You announcing that you're horny on any site - but especially this one - is like a toddler at a beach proudly showing off their handful of sand. Wooooooooooooowwww... that's SO impressive. *eye roll*
My point? Knock it off. I'm not impressed, and your "achievement" is not impressive.
And no, that's not a hint to see your ugly-ass dick (they're all ugly; you're no different).
4 years ago