What to do when wife goes on vactation

my wife loves wasting my money taking fam on vacation. i prefer to stay home now and then and usually have to due to work.

my wife is getting ready to leave for a week; so here is the fun i'll have

1. get the sex doll out and in bed - fuck her regularly while watching porn in bed

2. create the porn shrine and keep it out for whole week; goon with 4+screens for hours

3. borrow wife;s toys and have prostate fun while she's away

4. get asian massage and tip her well

5. take trip to bathhouse with gloryholes and watch others have fun

6. find gooner buddy to watch porn with and bate

7. go to adult video store and buy new fake pussy; go back to preview arcade and enjoy

8. think of more gooner fun for vacation

I'd love to hear suggestions or what youd do while wife was away for weeks vacation