Alexa on Friend Requests

Before you jump into sending that friend request, please take a second to ask yourself the following-

1, Is my profile picture still just a massive capital letter ?

2, Is my profile picture a cartoon ?

3, Is my profile picture just a dick ?

Should you answer "YES" to any of the above, please don't send a friend request.
Should you answer "NO" to all the above, consider the next part.

1. Is it me in my profile pic (if it's not, thats fine so long as you answer "NO" to the next bit)

2. Is my profile devoid of photos, videos, posts, stories, favorites ?

If so, please don't send a friend request.

And finally.

If your idea of a message consists of "hey" or "hi sexy", with or without the accompanying cock pic, DO NOT SEND A FRIEND REQUEST.

yours sluttily, alexa xoxo