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Halloween Contest Question 50




Caption this photo. 2 points from me and 2 points from a judge.
Published by LauraPaImer
3 years ago
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yng-Lesbian_Girl
yng-Lesbian_Girl 3 years ago
These late nights with so little sl eep is leaving h orrendous bags under my eyes
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J4hi
J4hi 3 years ago
OMG I really do need to get a face lift. No wonder they run when they see me.
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J4hi
J4hi 3 years ago
to the-Dyke : You had a rough night there sweetheart
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the-Dyke
the-Dyke 3 years ago
I'm climbing to the bedroom window and it get slammed on my face. I chased them through the house. They slammed my face into every door. I catch up to him in the garage. Just as the getting away. I started climbing into the car. They slammed the car door you my face several times.Now I just need some Tylenol.
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Lady_Suspiriorum
Lady_Suspiriorum 3 years ago
we ain't having sex... you're gonna tell what your fave scary movie is... or else!!!
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DrWhoWhatandWhere
DrWhoWhatandWhere 3 years ago
So lorena Bobbitt of you
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LezzVideoLoveR
LezzVideoLoveR 3 years ago
These night shifts at "scream sushi" are killing me, look at me i cant stop yawning!!
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kellykins2u
kellykins2u 3 years ago
Saw:Circumcision Edition
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montuhotep
montuhotep 3 years ago
Yawwwwwn. Let's see. I need to cut veggies for dinner, have a zoom meeting, and need to get dressed. Not sure in what order I should do all this. One reason to not skip morning coffee. 
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SexySizzler 3 years ago
to DrWhoWhatandWhere : Thx Doc
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DrWhoWhatandWhere
DrWhoWhatandWhere 3 years ago
I am willing to try...
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DrWhoWhatandWhere
DrWhoWhatandWhere 3 years ago
to SexySizzler : Good one
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Jana-chen
Jana-chen 3 years ago
"And now tell me, i`m not very talented with handling the knife, look at my accurate „brazlian“
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wherestbeef
wherestbeef 3 years ago
Spirit Halloween brings you the officially licensed Lorena Bobbitt costume. Cut your way to the front of your Halloween costume contest. In stores now.
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sapholover
sapholover 3 years ago
to Tuesday2 : Huuummm! Another punchy caption. You're definitely in fire, my dear Tuesday!
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sapholover
sapholover 3 years ago
Yes. I’m at daggers drawn with this stupid costume designer. I’ve been waiting for hours for my costume, freezing my ass off! So what?
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DrWhoWhatandWhere
DrWhoWhatandWhere 3 years ago
Anyone guy I hear commenting  about my implants will need to get a penile implant after I am done with them
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cumhereoften
cumhereoften 3 years ago
Dice or slice? Your choice!
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SexySizzler 3 years ago
I came (hard), i 'screamed', and i conquered
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Olive8
Olive8 3 years ago
to Tuesday2 : Same sad story for Olla: "0 points from me and 0 points from a judge." hahahahahahaha!  : O
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Tuesday2
Tuesday2 3 years ago
to sub-lu : i had to have all that explained to me too. what a bunch of rug-munkers xxx
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sub-lu
sub-lu 3 years ago
to Tuesday2 : She couldn't *elf* herself, she was only *monkeying* around
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Olive8
Olive8 3 years ago
to Tuesday2 : Sorry to say I'm missing the reference.  : |
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Tuesday2
Tuesday2 3 years ago
to Olive8 : do you enjoy 'Elf' too?
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Tuesday2
Tuesday2 3 years ago
all this sex & violence is SO BIG a yawn
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Phenix500us
Phenix500us 3 years ago
If you want sex, then let's "cut" right to the chase!
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foundnemo04
foundnemo04 3 years ago
can it be an ounce more?
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sub-lu
sub-lu 3 years ago
Let's play rock paper scissors - if you lose, you lose your head ... if you win, you win a night with me
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southwestwarrior
southwestwarrior 3 years ago
The Shriek got a nice big razor here. Wanna try it out
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Olive8
Olive8 3 years ago
Call me a 'Munch-y' again, go ahead, I dare you...
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