Nacho Vidal Cocktail

Make a pitcher of this and assfuck a hot bitch with your fist wrapped around her throat:

ACTIVE TIME

25 minutes

TOTAL TIME

1 hours

The spicy and perfectly tart shrub (flavored drinking vinegar) gives this pitcher-friendly cocktail a refreshing quality.

Ingredients
8 Servings
CHILE-LIME SHRUB
2 limes, halved
¾ cup apple cider vinegar (or gush from your gal's gash)
¾ cup sugar
2 tablespoons honey
1½ teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes

ASSEMBLY
2 cups tequila blanco
1½ cups Campari
¾ cup fresh lemon juice (or golden straight from your pee slit)
¾ cup fresh lime juice
8 lime wedges (for serving)

Preparation
CHILE-LIME SHRUB
Step 1
Bring all ingredients to a boil in a medium saucepan. Reduce heat; simmer until slightly reduced, 8–10 minutes. Let cool, then strain into a jar. Cover and chill.

ASSEMBLY
Step 2
Combine tequila, Campari, lemon juice, lime juice, and shrub in a large pitcher.

Step 3
Place 1½ cups tequila mixture in a cocktail shaker; fill with ice. Shake until frosty, about 30 seconds. Divide between 2 rocks glasses filled with ice; garnish each with a lime wedge. (Repeat 3 more times if it's an orgy)

Step 4
DO AHEAD: Tequila mixture can be made 6 hours ahead. Cover and chill.

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