The fifth element: the perfect porn actress
I was reading a page on a specialist Japanese Adult Video (JAV) forum this morning and someone wrote there of the amazingly lovely Umi Yatsugake “I still can't believe she sucked 9 blokes and let all of 'em nut on her pretty face. What a champ!!” I have seen many comments like that one and I have written quite a few like it myself. It got me thinking about what we like most about porn actresses and what makes an actress a special favourite. And so I have studied the materials intensely and am now in a position to reveal the secret formula.
First, the actress must be almost unbearably cute. When a man looks at her, his every instinct must be to protect her from all possible sources of harm, to ensure that her every wish and whim is entirely fulfilled, and that she only ever be completely happy. There is a small exception to this rule and we will come to that. In the cuteness wars, youth wins. So the youngest actresses have the advantage here. Cuteness is preferable to outright beauty in porn. A truly beautiful actress may inspire awe but she does not necessarily provoke the necessary protectiveness that a very cute girl does.
Second, the actress must be apparently sweet and compliant. She should smile unceasingly. Everything about her demeanour should suggest at all times that she has never had a selfish thought, that she devotes all her thoughts and spare time to caring for small creatures and sick infants, and that she has never met a person she did not like. She should be so open and friendly that there is nothing intimidating about her at all. This will encourage even the biggest nerd for whom the thought of even speaking to a woman is otherwise petrifying, to think that he might just be able to open a conversation with her and she just might not immediately dismiss him as unworthy.
Third, she should project innocence. Her manner should have a youthful element. She should not imitate a minor. She should look and speak like an adult. But there should be a discernible element that suggests she retains that measure of youthful innocence and that she still sleeps near a plush toy of some kind. This helps to foster the necessary protectiveness element.
Fourth, she should never say anything rude or vulgar whilst she is clothed. She should carry herself with a high measure of propriety. Nothing she does in public should encourage any kind of vulgarity or suggest that she would welcome or condone any measure of lascivious behaviour. She should be open and tolerant of others. But the impression she should give in interviews, etc should be of someone who is slightly prim and embarrassed by any frank discussion of sex.
Fifth, once she has removed her small, clean panties, she should have no sexual limitations whatsoever. She should happily suck and fuck teams of men, have them bury their faces and their hard cocks in her cunt and in her arsehole. She should grin and appear delighted when they plaster her face with their semen or soak her hair with their piss. She should be a complete slut with no reservations whatsoever. When naked, she should appear to want to shout from the rooftops that she is the world’s biggest slut and that she wants every man’s cock inside her and to take his cum. She should utter the most profane words: "I love it when you fuck my little cunt with your big cock, Daddy” and so on. And yet, there should not be a complete transformation: the most skilful actress will manage simultaneously to combine elements of the first four characteristics with the fifth. When done correctly, the results are extraordinary and utterly compelling.
In the first item above, I mentioned an exception to the rule that a male viewer should only ever want the actress to be happy. That exception is in the sexual sphere and only at the most intense moment. Then, it is possible just to push her ever so slightly beyond what she is comfortable with, to make her slightly unhappy briefly, in order to obtain an even more intense sexual release. Even though the viewer has done nothing to the actress himself, he will nevertheless feel remorse, guilt and a need to atone for the selfishness of his orgasm. And these feelings will be exacerbated by the fact that once the actress puts her panties back on, he is presented only with elements one to four. All of this will then stimulate further his desire to protect the actress, even from himself. The truly gifted actress will fake this. She will let those who have fucked her or who have watched someone else fuck her believe that they have slightly transgressed her boundaries. Of course, the perfect porn actress, in fact, has no boundaries. As a true professional, she understands that all so-called boundaries are actually illusions.
It is the extraordinary contrast between the fifth element and those that go before it, that makes the ultimate revelation of the actress as an unrestrained sexual creature so intensely powerful. In all of porn, the element of “I can’t believe she is letting him/her/both of them/all of them do that to her” is crucial to the success of any sex scene. It is that real confusion that is key. And the confusion is very real. Porn lovers, casual and deeply committed alike, are deeply bewildered by this. They would really benefit from psychotherapy to help them cope with it.
JAV has all of the above formula nailed down. The formula is no secret to JAV actresses. I suspect that the best of them have the list of elements laminated and tacked to their vanity mirrors and that they recite them daily whilst brushing their luxurious dark hair. This is why so many JAV films start with an exterior scene where we see the actress as she presents herself to the world. She may engage in some conversation with the director or an actor. Or we may see her interact with others. She will be demure, unassuming, unfailingly polite. She will be dressed accordingly. This sets the scene for what the viewer knows will surely follow: she is going to be fucked and probably quite hard. But not just yet. The viewer must fall hard for her first. And he must be nearly convinced that she will not actually go through with the forthcoming sex before it happens.
A fine example is STARS-127 with 150 cm tall Ichika Nagano. The first 16:30 (Really! Sixteen and a half minutes!) of the film are devoted to following the young Ichika as she walks through the city, rides in a car, eats a meal, chats with the cameraman, and inquisitively explores a luxury hotel room. She wears a loose short-sleeved navy and white horizontal striped blouse, baggy denim trousers, small silver loafers, and she carries a white jute bag. And then she fucks three middle-aged men in succession in that white room. It is dark outside by the time she is done. The whole of STARS-127 appears below. Although the entire film is worth seeing, if it’s your first time seeing Ichika, go straight to 00:34.
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STARS-256 begins in a very similar fashion: Ichika wanders through the city streets playing with her smartphone. She politely answers questions of an anonymous interviewer. She smiles unfailingly at the camera. She wears black penny loafers, white knee socks, a plaid skirt, a white blouse with a bowtie, and a beige sleeveless cardigan. She carries a bookbag. All 7:30 of this carefully sets the scene for the extraordinary, shocking, debauchery that is to follow. But in STARS-256, Ichika's character is plainly unwilling. And this theme is quite common in JAV. How does that fit? Perfectly, in fact. This allows the combination of elements perfectly to be maintained without the bewildering contradiction. In STARS-256, little Ichika is fucked senseless by several men who treat her like a rag doll. She weeps quietly. What is done to her small body is shocking, shameful, unforgivable and - of course - deeply arousing to the viewer. At the end of it and having witnessed her shame - having participated in it even to the point of his climax - he will love the actress even more because he now pities her. Filled with remorse for her mistreatment, he will rededicate himself to worshipping her in hope of somehow making it right. It is a bond that will tie him even more closely to her than before.
Umi Yatsugake is a master at combining the five elements. She carefully fosters her image in strict compliance with the first four. Her IG account and her YouTube account present an innocent youthful girl applying her make-up, going for a walk in the city, going prawn fishing. Here she is visiting a cat cafe: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4JtIIufyc">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4JtIIufyc</a> But anyone who has seen her JAV work knows: this absolutely beautiful, charming, sweet, young girl is also an unflinching, unreserved whore. She is also the possessor of the single most perfect arsehole of any woman in the world. Now that Yui Nagase has retired this year, the JAV crown rests on Umi’s lovely head just above her prominent ears. She is a goddess and the new Queen of JAV. Long may she reign.
This is an extract from CHN-194 and the only video of Umi's currently on xHamster. It was released in December 2020. The other videos here that pretend to be her, is not the real Umi. Accept no substitutes!
Postscript: On another forum, someone posted recently about Umi that watching her latest video had completely overwhelmed him for the first time ever when watching porn. He wrote that he “just could not get hold of my senses that an incredibly young cute, beautiful girl is doing such nasty things on camera” and added that he disliked the way it made him feel as the feeling “really messes up my mind.” I read this only after writing the blog above. That fan is in the deep grip of the contradiction between the first four elements and the fifth. I was not joking when I said that male porn fans need therapy to help them with this. It is actually very, very difficult for many of us. I am surprised that more is not written about this. That much of porn and most JAV films are constructed to have that effect is almost cruel. But it is endlessly fascinating.
The key is not to fall too hard for the actress. It is enough if one really likes her. But if one starts daydreaming about her then one is falling in love and it is neither pleasant nor wise to watch the subject of that involuntary emotion performing the fifth element. In fact, it is very bad for one’s soul. It is best to pass that actress over for others who one also likes but who one likes just that crucial little bit less. In some ways, things were easier when the loveliest women did not go into porn but reserved themselves to mainstream acting careers. Movie fans have not had to endure seeing Natalie Portman, Daisy Ridley or Emma Watson in the fifth element. They might think they would like to see those women repeatedly penetrated, sucking multiple cocks, and swallowing the semen of other men. But many of them would be wrong about that: they would not enjoy it at all. Note to self: Umi’s videos may not be very good for my soul either.
First, the actress must be almost unbearably cute. When a man looks at her, his every instinct must be to protect her from all possible sources of harm, to ensure that her every wish and whim is entirely fulfilled, and that she only ever be completely happy. There is a small exception to this rule and we will come to that. In the cuteness wars, youth wins. So the youngest actresses have the advantage here. Cuteness is preferable to outright beauty in porn. A truly beautiful actress may inspire awe but she does not necessarily provoke the necessary protectiveness that a very cute girl does.
Second, the actress must be apparently sweet and compliant. She should smile unceasingly. Everything about her demeanour should suggest at all times that she has never had a selfish thought, that she devotes all her thoughts and spare time to caring for small creatures and sick infants, and that she has never met a person she did not like. She should be so open and friendly that there is nothing intimidating about her at all. This will encourage even the biggest nerd for whom the thought of even speaking to a woman is otherwise petrifying, to think that he might just be able to open a conversation with her and she just might not immediately dismiss him as unworthy.
Third, she should project innocence. Her manner should have a youthful element. She should not imitate a minor. She should look and speak like an adult. But there should be a discernible element that suggests she retains that measure of youthful innocence and that she still sleeps near a plush toy of some kind. This helps to foster the necessary protectiveness element.
Fourth, she should never say anything rude or vulgar whilst she is clothed. She should carry herself with a high measure of propriety. Nothing she does in public should encourage any kind of vulgarity or suggest that she would welcome or condone any measure of lascivious behaviour. She should be open and tolerant of others. But the impression she should give in interviews, etc should be of someone who is slightly prim and embarrassed by any frank discussion of sex.
Fifth, once she has removed her small, clean panties, she should have no sexual limitations whatsoever. She should happily suck and fuck teams of men, have them bury their faces and their hard cocks in her cunt and in her arsehole. She should grin and appear delighted when they plaster her face with their semen or soak her hair with their piss. She should be a complete slut with no reservations whatsoever. When naked, she should appear to want to shout from the rooftops that she is the world’s biggest slut and that she wants every man’s cock inside her and to take his cum. She should utter the most profane words: "I love it when you fuck my little cunt with your big cock, Daddy” and so on. And yet, there should not be a complete transformation: the most skilful actress will manage simultaneously to combine elements of the first four characteristics with the fifth. When done correctly, the results are extraordinary and utterly compelling.
In the first item above, I mentioned an exception to the rule that a male viewer should only ever want the actress to be happy. That exception is in the sexual sphere and only at the most intense moment. Then, it is possible just to push her ever so slightly beyond what she is comfortable with, to make her slightly unhappy briefly, in order to obtain an even more intense sexual release. Even though the viewer has done nothing to the actress himself, he will nevertheless feel remorse, guilt and a need to atone for the selfishness of his orgasm. And these feelings will be exacerbated by the fact that once the actress puts her panties back on, he is presented only with elements one to four. All of this will then stimulate further his desire to protect the actress, even from himself. The truly gifted actress will fake this. She will let those who have fucked her or who have watched someone else fuck her believe that they have slightly transgressed her boundaries. Of course, the perfect porn actress, in fact, has no boundaries. As a true professional, she understands that all so-called boundaries are actually illusions.
It is the extraordinary contrast between the fifth element and those that go before it, that makes the ultimate revelation of the actress as an unrestrained sexual creature so intensely powerful. In all of porn, the element of “I can’t believe she is letting him/her/both of them/all of them do that to her” is crucial to the success of any sex scene. It is that real confusion that is key. And the confusion is very real. Porn lovers, casual and deeply committed alike, are deeply bewildered by this. They would really benefit from psychotherapy to help them cope with it.
JAV has all of the above formula nailed down. The formula is no secret to JAV actresses. I suspect that the best of them have the list of elements laminated and tacked to their vanity mirrors and that they recite them daily whilst brushing their luxurious dark hair. This is why so many JAV films start with an exterior scene where we see the actress as she presents herself to the world. She may engage in some conversation with the director or an actor. Or we may see her interact with others. She will be demure, unassuming, unfailingly polite. She will be dressed accordingly. This sets the scene for what the viewer knows will surely follow: she is going to be fucked and probably quite hard. But not just yet. The viewer must fall hard for her first. And he must be nearly convinced that she will not actually go through with the forthcoming sex before it happens.
A fine example is STARS-127 with 150 cm tall Ichika Nagano. The first 16:30 (Really! Sixteen and a half minutes!) of the film are devoted to following the young Ichika as she walks through the city, rides in a car, eats a meal, chats with the cameraman, and inquisitively explores a luxury hotel room. She wears a loose short-sleeved navy and white horizontal striped blouse, baggy denim trousers, small silver loafers, and she carries a white jute bag. And then she fucks three middle-aged men in succession in that white room. It is dark outside by the time she is done. The whole of STARS-127 appears below. Although the entire film is worth seeing, if it’s your first time seeing Ichika, go straight to 00:34.
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STARS-256 begins in a very similar fashion: Ichika wanders through the city streets playing with her smartphone. She politely answers questions of an anonymous interviewer. She smiles unfailingly at the camera. She wears black penny loafers, white knee socks, a plaid skirt, a white blouse with a bowtie, and a beige sleeveless cardigan. She carries a bookbag. All 7:30 of this carefully sets the scene for the extraordinary, shocking, debauchery that is to follow. But in STARS-256, Ichika's character is plainly unwilling. And this theme is quite common in JAV. How does that fit? Perfectly, in fact. This allows the combination of elements perfectly to be maintained without the bewildering contradiction. In STARS-256, little Ichika is fucked senseless by several men who treat her like a rag doll. She weeps quietly. What is done to her small body is shocking, shameful, unforgivable and - of course - deeply arousing to the viewer. At the end of it and having witnessed her shame - having participated in it even to the point of his climax - he will love the actress even more because he now pities her. Filled with remorse for her mistreatment, he will rededicate himself to worshipping her in hope of somehow making it right. It is a bond that will tie him even more closely to her than before.
Umi Yatsugake is a master at combining the five elements. She carefully fosters her image in strict compliance with the first four. Her IG account and her YouTube account present an innocent youthful girl applying her make-up, going for a walk in the city, going prawn fishing. Here she is visiting a cat cafe: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4JtIIufyc">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4JtIIufyc</a> But anyone who has seen her JAV work knows: this absolutely beautiful, charming, sweet, young girl is also an unflinching, unreserved whore. She is also the possessor of the single most perfect arsehole of any woman in the world. Now that Yui Nagase has retired this year, the JAV crown rests on Umi’s lovely head just above her prominent ears. She is a goddess and the new Queen of JAV. Long may she reign.
This is an extract from CHN-194 and the only video of Umi's currently on xHamster. It was released in December 2020. The other videos here that pretend to be her, is not the real Umi. Accept no substitutes!
Postscript: On another forum, someone posted recently about Umi that watching her latest video had completely overwhelmed him for the first time ever when watching porn. He wrote that he “just could not get hold of my senses that an incredibly young cute, beautiful girl is doing such nasty things on camera” and added that he disliked the way it made him feel as the feeling “really messes up my mind.” I read this only after writing the blog above. That fan is in the deep grip of the contradiction between the first four elements and the fifth. I was not joking when I said that male porn fans need therapy to help them with this. It is actually very, very difficult for many of us. I am surprised that more is not written about this. That much of porn and most JAV films are constructed to have that effect is almost cruel. But it is endlessly fascinating.
The key is not to fall too hard for the actress. It is enough if one really likes her. But if one starts daydreaming about her then one is falling in love and it is neither pleasant nor wise to watch the subject of that involuntary emotion performing the fifth element. In fact, it is very bad for one’s soul. It is best to pass that actress over for others who one also likes but who one likes just that crucial little bit less. In some ways, things were easier when the loveliest women did not go into porn but reserved themselves to mainstream acting careers. Movie fans have not had to endure seeing Natalie Portman, Daisy Ridley or Emma Watson in the fifth element. They might think they would like to see those women repeatedly penetrated, sucking multiple cocks, and swallowing the semen of other men. But many of them would be wrong about that: they would not enjoy it at all. Note to self: Umi’s videos may not be very good for my soul either.
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