Statistics

I estimate since I started jerking off 52 years ago, at an average 3 times daily, that I have cum nearly 56,000 times. At 14.8 ml per ejaculation (about a table spoon), that comes out to 829 litres or 218 gallons of cum.

I should have been selling my spunk to a sperm bank. Call it a missed opportunity!

Published by twitchums

3 years ago

Comments

wannabecucked69 2 years ago

to twitchums : well I wish you'd share it with me in a kiss then!

Reply Original comment

twitchums Publisher 2 years ago

to wannabecucked69 : It isn't wasted. I always eat my cum!

Reply Original comment

wannabecucked69 2 years ago

Such a waste I wish id be there to swallow it all!

chaneltrv 2 years ago

wow 3 times a day is quite a good average, you must have such a strong sex drive. people like us are made by nature with sex so deeply rooted in our souls that we never have enough of it, it is such a constant craving. sperm is so addictive, i could hardly imagine 218 gallons for me to enjoy ;)

Bam2308 2 years ago

Mmmmmm

twitchums Publisher 2 years ago

to tryingharder2 : Yes, it is. Good thing I'm addicted to cum!

Reply Original comment

tryingharder2 2 years ago

wow thats a lot of cum...

twitchums Publisher 2 years ago

it wasn't wasted. I always eat my cum!

twitchums Publisher 3 years ago

to _Rick_Smith_ : :D

Reply Original comment

_Rick_Smith_ 3 years ago

to -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : drinks on ME

Reply Original comment

redclay56 3 years ago

I made a similar calculation a few years ago, but it was based on how much time I had spent in self-gratification. The results were...disturbing.

smallfurrycreature 3 years ago

I'm 75 and while I no longer jerk off three times a day, I assume my statistics are similar to yours...amazing how much cum we can produce eh.

-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- 3 years ago

Donors earn $100 for each donation at the bank that's $5,600,000 if you sold every single one of them, spare just one per day and you are still a millionaire

emmersonsprite 3 years ago

to twitchums : all day long if need be

Reply Original comment

twitchums Publisher 3 years ago

to emmersonsprite : one can never jerk off enough heheh

Reply Original comment

emmersonsprite 3 years ago

Enough to populate a LARGE country //