Middle School Career Day

A lawyer visited a school for career day and the following conversation was over heard by the class.


Steven - "What is the difference between Slander and Liable"?

Lawyer - "What kind of stupid question is that Steven"? "Is your chicken sized Adderall riddled brain not formed enough to understand the difference"? "Did you mother drop you on your head before you ate lead paint chips"?

After a moment of silence the lawyer responded

"Now Steven if I had written that down it would be liable."