Some Mondays.....

Some Mondays, you just don't know what to do with yourself..am I right? The weekend is over, but you don't want it to be, so you just drink a little too much. And, when you drink too much, you become just a bit more susceptible to ideas. Lol.

Sorry it has been so long since I have put an updated entry into my blog here. You guys are really good about asking for it all the time. I mean, there have totally been blog worthy things, but for some reason I just kept deciding to keep them as my memories instead. Even when I started writing about one, I ended up erasing it. Sorry guys. Truly! (Yes, I do drink those! Way too many, including Monday, that I am about to tell you about.)

It's a summer Monday, the last one of summer. Nothing planned, just don't want to waste it binge watching something I have already seen. Why not hit the pool? Give the bikini one last run. Well, if you guys have paid any attention, or know anything about me, you know I don't like being alone. Here is a little secret you may not know. When I am alone, I start sending out pics to friends of me, wherever I am, so that when they comment, I feel like they are near. The thing is, if they know you well, then they know what pool you are at when you send the pics. Next thing you know, here come two of my guy friends, with a big ass Yeti full of Truly Poolside Pack (Look it up, soooo yummy! https://trulyhardseltzer.com/flavors/poolside-party-pack) and beer.

I mean, you know I start in drinking, and flirting, and splashing, and struggling to keep my bikini top on. Seriously, what is it about bikinis and my boobs. Are my boobs shaped wrong? Are the naturally slippery? Is it something I do? You know from previous posts that I struggle so hard keeping the tops on. I am on my second tour through the four flavors of Truly and buzzing like crazy and a mom at the pool is totally asking us to leave, like more than once. Fuck it. Ok, let's go before I decide to follow her home and seduce her husband just to really piss her off. Uber it is! No way any of us are driving. Cooler in the trunk and we all three crawl in the back of this silver Toyota that pulls up. Driving along, talking to Isaac (our driver, the only driver I remember the name of from this day, lol), the two guys I am with are being rude and teasing me. Ugh, boys! I'm little, no worries, I can do this. I start wiggling and trying to crawl through to the front seat. Isaac starts getting all concerned about his car and me staying put, and ugh, why so uptight. So I ask him if he has always been this uptight, or if it is just recent. Lol. As I fall into the front passenger seat. Then it hits me, I know exactly what uptight, tense men need. And just like that, Meg's ass is in the window, knees in the seat, and head down in Isaac's lap. Let's just say that Isaac had a HARD time driving, but we made it, and Meg got out of the car with a tummy full of thick, kinda sour, cum.

I loved the look on Isaac's face when he was saying bye and thank you. It makes me smile the way men say thank you go when you totally rock their world. Hehe. The guys are getting the cooler out of the back and don't notice me on my phone, ordering another Uber, because I am drunk and it suddenly sounds like a good idea. Time for the next Truly! So there I am, standing on the sidewalk, bouncing because the cement is hot and I have no idea where my flip flops are, jean shorts over my bikini bottoms, white t-shirt over my bikini top (and sticking to me because I didn't really dry off much). At this point, I am teasing my friends because they don't want to kiss me (yes, I tried) because I had Isaac's cock and cum in my mouth. Oh yeah, I ordered the big ass premium Uber and here comes our black Escalade! Woohoo! I jump up in the passenger seat while they put the Yeti in the back. Off we go, on another ride! Off it goes, another one of my tops flying into the back seat of a vehicle. Why do you guys never say no? I mean, thank you, I am so glad that you don't, but does it ever hit you that you really know nothing about me but you are so willing to stick your dick in me? Oh, wait, hehe, oops, I do the same thing. Never mind, I know why. Next thing you know, we are at our stop. The guys get out, the driver tells me to get in the back seat, I finish my drink, crawl back, and smile as I stick my head out the window, bottoms off, bent over on all fours, tits hanging out too. Mother Fuckin Uber Driver has game. He is bent over, pile driving me on all fours in the back of his Escalade. One of the idiots I am with pulls the cooler up to stand on so he can get his dick high enough for my mouth. Uh uh, not going to work. Meg drank too much, and Uber driver us bouncing me hard, and just as he pushes in a little too far, i push him back and puke all over the cooler. Oh yes. bright colored, runny, liquid puke. Truly and cum, spewed out everywhere. Totally surreal feeling when you are hurling out one end, and hear the guy behind you moaning and shooting off in you!

The cooler is a mess, the guys go inside to get something to clean it with, I sit by the cooler, glad I didn't get any on me, drinking another Truly, because now I have room and..... the guys finally come out to clean the cooler and discover that I am gone. Haha. Another Uber! Four more happy Uber drivers and I make it back to where they are. Guess what? They are drunk, pissed and want to take it out on me. Next thing you know, I wake up in the morning, naked in bed between them, partial visions of what we did running through my head. Then it hits me about the Uber drivers. Oh damn. Six? What the hell, right? Last Monday of summer. I smile and leave my status update on Xhamster while they are passed out next to me.

There you go guys, you have been asking all week what my update meant when I said, "When you wake up in the morning and realize what you did last night..."

Kisses,

Meg