Tattoos

I spoke with your physical education teacher, Coach Butch, today. She has informed me that while supervising in the locker room she noticed several young ladies with the same tattoo located near their pelvic area. They were tattoos of a heart along with the initials B.B.C. Now I must admit, I'm also a fan of the British Broadcasting Corporation. I enjoy watching reruns of Monty Python's Flying Circus and Mr. Bean as much as the next guy, but's no reason to have it tattooed on your body, young lady. If you would have just come to me, I would have allowed you to organize a BBC club here at the school. I will let you off with a warning this time, but any more tattoos will be met with swift punishment in the form of a paddling.