My BBC fantasy

You may at first be thinking BBC stands for big black cock, but this particular fantasy has nothing to do with that, it's more about the news program thats on the tv. This television program is always on at my mealtimes and so I always notice how hot some of the women presenters are on it while I'm chewing down my food. After many years of watching and getting familiar with their hot looks my mind no longer pays attention to the stuff that comes out of their mouth, and I just look at them now and start fantasying. The main fantasy I have is that I imagine they construct a specially designed sofa with two holes in it, one hole for my face to stick though so the hot women presenters can sit on my face and another hole for my cock to stick through for the male and older women presenters so they can suck my dick to put their mouths to better use than what they do currently. I'm thinking this would also be a better use of the money they waste on male prostitutes as it would allow them to do what they do best while still at work. I would give you a list of names, but they know who they are, anyway, I would also like to provide the hot weather girls with a seat as I've noticed there always standing up and feel sorry for them always being on their feet all day. I would love to believe I could make this into a full-time job but I'm not sure the presenters that would be sucking me off could put their mouths to any good use for any length of time other than talking complete bull shit. If I was to get a job there, I would have to put them through and sissy blow job training program which might actually involve real BBC, but this may have to be down scaled until I've adequately stretched their mouths out a bit. I'm thinking the pretty news presenters would also enjoy this training when they get tired of sitting on my face. I also fantasise about certain hot women presenters letting me take their hot tights(pantyhose) home so I can dream about being man enough to be their boyfriend while I'm jerking off after my long shift of providing them with something comfier to sit on. In this fantasy I can see that everyone would be enjoying themselves and the news program would be far more efficient and popular with people only watching and listening to the pretty women news presenters while me and the rest of the gross male news presenters are busy working hard behind the scenes. I'm sure if I sent this suggestion in the BBC would immediately promote me to a high up manager position where I could shine the hot women's news presenter's heels and boots with my tongue and keep the business running smoothly while I'm talking a nap after all the hard shoe shining. I can really see myself doing this job one day and if they ever read this story they will probably soon be getting in touch. At least in my fantasy anyway lol.