CARP
I announce the launch of Ca.R.P. The Campaign for Real Penises! (It would have been campaign for real cock, but I couldn't make a catchy acronym out of that.
After yet another 'girl' on here telling me that she wants to bend me over and shove her 12" strapon as hard and fast (and as far) as she can up my little a-hole, I am getting a little tired of telling 'girls' that I don't want massive lumps of plastic ruining my orifices, I get no kick out of it, it does not turn me on.
What do they think will happen; that I will be overcome with wave after wave of ecstasy and declare my undying love for them?
Yes, I know there are videos on here of girls shoving oversized coke bottles, traffic cones and all manner of huge objects up their vjayjay and a-hole, but these are acts, by girls who have a very particular set of skills (they will look for you, they will find you, and they will cum on you), like circus entertainment for pervs, not girls having real sex. In reality guys (oops, sorry I mean 'girls') the sort of assault on my a-hole with foreign objects that is proposed every day on here would rupture my sphincter, tear my colon and leave my anus prolapsed! I would never be able to sit down comfortably again and be reliant on a colostomy bag for the rest of my life. Thanks!
What's wrong with traditional lesbian stuff, if they are indeed real girls, like kissing, touching, licking. and if they are indeed lesbians, presumably because they dislike penises, why do they want to put on fake penises and strut about like effete versions of men!
I understand that some women suffer with penis envy and for those few, perhaps this is part of their psychosis, but if you like getting fucked, then surely the real thing, the touch of flesh on flesh, the excitement as it grows and the satisfaction of making it cum for you, must beat getting violated with a phallus!
So ladies, will you join me on the picket line? Let's hear it; 'What do we want (Cock)! When do we want it (Now)!'
After yet another 'girl' on here telling me that she wants to bend me over and shove her 12" strapon as hard and fast (and as far) as she can up my little a-hole, I am getting a little tired of telling 'girls' that I don't want massive lumps of plastic ruining my orifices, I get no kick out of it, it does not turn me on.
What do they think will happen; that I will be overcome with wave after wave of ecstasy and declare my undying love for them?
Yes, I know there are videos on here of girls shoving oversized coke bottles, traffic cones and all manner of huge objects up their vjayjay and a-hole, but these are acts, by girls who have a very particular set of skills (they will look for you, they will find you, and they will cum on you), like circus entertainment for pervs, not girls having real sex. In reality guys (oops, sorry I mean 'girls') the sort of assault on my a-hole with foreign objects that is proposed every day on here would rupture my sphincter, tear my colon and leave my anus prolapsed! I would never be able to sit down comfortably again and be reliant on a colostomy bag for the rest of my life. Thanks!
What's wrong with traditional lesbian stuff, if they are indeed real girls, like kissing, touching, licking. and if they are indeed lesbians, presumably because they dislike penises, why do they want to put on fake penises and strut about like effete versions of men!
I understand that some women suffer with penis envy and for those few, perhaps this is part of their psychosis, but if you like getting fucked, then surely the real thing, the touch of flesh on flesh, the excitement as it grows and the satisfaction of making it cum for you, must beat getting violated with a phallus!
So ladies, will you join me on the picket line? Let's hear it; 'What do we want (Cock)! When do we want it (Now)!'
2 years ago
