Sex shop

Went down to the local sex shop with my youngest sister she wanted the biggest dildo they had we were looking around the joint couldn’t fined one the old cunt behind the jump said can I help you told him what she wanted he said they are up on the wall all different colours and sizes so she had a look picked one out went up to the counter to the old cunt he said have you picked one out she said yes the red one the old cunt looked around at her and said you dirty slut that’s the fire extinguisher