'The Strapon'

Am I the only person to think that strapons are hilarious and silly!
Women are naturally beautiful and sexy; we don't need to pretend to be men to enjoy sex!
Somebody sent me a vid recently that featured a lady walking around masturbating her strapon! Completely pointless!






Usually, of course, It is guys who are pretending to be women who message me saying what they want to do to me with their 'strapon'. Then they start calling it their cock, then they start sending me photos of their cock, which turns out to be a real cock, not a strapon.
Now I tell them as soon as they mention strapon that I don't like strapons and that seems to kill the conversation straight away, despite them having started the chat saying how into licking and fingering they are......

Of course, I understand that there are women out there suffering from penis envy, who are hoping the strapon might help salve their fragile ego, but these are rare and probably in need of psychotherapy, before they take the drastic step of having one sewn on made out of flesh from their ass cheeks, not the hordes of strapon enthusiasts I encounter every day here*.

And a little reminder guys, as I tell you all when you chat with me and say how much you want to suck cock and fuck shemales, all the time protesting that having desires like that definitely doesn't make you gay**, if you spend too much time pretending to be a woman on here, guess how you are going to end up:







Love you all, sisters



Stephaniexxxxxxxxxxxxx



*Of course we should spare a thought for the guys who have lost their own manhood, after getting too amorous with the hoover/car exhaust or some such, for whom the strapon is now their only option (sorry guys, I can almost hear the sound of men crossing their legs as they read this the world over, lol).

**methinks the sissy doth protest too much