Not Gay!!!
Yo, I just wanted to say:
It's not gay if one man and another man are eyefucking each other's clothes off, lickin them chops like they's hot or somethin. Or even start straight bareback tonsil hockey with full throat contact rules or sum'fin. Damn Major Penalty, 6 months Season's outting for trying to tongue punch his Uvula cuz "u, thought it was a punching bag...and it came atcha, bro"... Or taking one or the others meat upholsteries down to them frisky biscuits, using the Safe word, "mmgglph?mmghls;ahjns#(lfga*0...*gag*...mmfpp?ha8"... Or even moaning with every thrust inside ur manhole covers, yes ur bed sheets.... whats'a mattah, can't keep up with them fam strokes...scratch that last joke...ok well I was gonna be like it might be gay if you moan a lil while he's stuffing you like momma's hot turkey with a stiff supply of je ne se qois..and top it off one of Fudge Packer's desert's topped with a frosty layer of crème of sung-hung g'huy + a cherry.... popped.... right on the.... Top...
All that...
Not gay, bro.
Nope.
's only gay if you pull out ur pudd, too, and start beatin that shit like it ate yo Hallowe'en candy. You know, the ones that Kraft makes, lil square ones with see-thru wrapper, that u had to make a god damn decoy candy bag to pull one over on yo dad's for stealing them all. I'm only sayin, that's not like extremely detailed shit or anything...
Oh, also works if you say, "No Homo" before, not after.... or else that's just straight gay.
And don't bother, its true, saw it on the internet...when I was doing research for a friend of a friend of mine. Trust.
Farewell, and, don't forget, keep ur dick on his vice... I meant stick on the ice, eh.
It's not gay if one man and another man are eyefucking each other's clothes off, lickin them chops like they's hot or somethin. Or even start straight bareback tonsil hockey with full throat contact rules or sum'fin. Damn Major Penalty, 6 months Season's outting for trying to tongue punch his Uvula cuz "u, thought it was a punching bag...and it came atcha, bro"... Or taking one or the others meat upholsteries down to them frisky biscuits, using the Safe word, "mmgglph?mmghls;ahjns#(lfga*0...*gag*...mmfpp?ha8"... Or even moaning with every thrust inside ur manhole covers, yes ur bed sheets.... whats'a mattah, can't keep up with them fam strokes...scratch that last joke...ok well I was gonna be like it might be gay if you moan a lil while he's stuffing you like momma's hot turkey with a stiff supply of je ne se qois..and top it off one of Fudge Packer's desert's topped with a frosty layer of crème of sung-hung g'huy + a cherry.... popped.... right on the.... Top...
All that...
Not gay, bro.
Nope.
's only gay if you pull out ur pudd, too, and start beatin that shit like it ate yo Hallowe'en candy. You know, the ones that Kraft makes, lil square ones with see-thru wrapper, that u had to make a god damn decoy candy bag to pull one over on yo dad's for stealing them all. I'm only sayin, that's not like extremely detailed shit or anything...
Oh, also works if you say, "No Homo" before, not after.... or else that's just straight gay.
And don't bother, its true, saw it on the internet...when I was doing research for a friend of a friend of mine. Trust.
Farewell, and, don't forget, keep ur dick on his vice... I meant stick on the ice, eh.
2 years ago
