My News 9.14.2023
“Good Afternoon Class”
“Good Afternoon Ms. Moreau”
“So, Todays Topic should be right up Your Alleys”
“And I can’t wait for all of Your !@#$%^&* to begin”
“The Topic will be, People's Attraction to Adult Entertainment”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“Why are You attracted to it ?”
“Because, I like to waste My time”
“Ms. Moreau”
“That’s one Whopper of a Lie”
“Maybe Yes or Maybe No”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“What do You call useless skin on a Penis ?”
“Pray tell”
“A Man”
In My head
“Motherfucker, it’s only the 2nd Day of this endless Year”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“What does a Perverted Frog say ?”
“What”
“Rubbit”
“And that is what You do all by Yourself constantly, That I am for Sure”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“Why is Sex like math ?”
“I can’t wait for the answer”
“Because, You Add a Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs, and Pray there’s no Multiplying”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Daisy”
“Why are Men like diapers ?”
“Why ?”
“They’re usually full of Shit, but thankfully Disposable”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Ploughman”
“Why is Masturbation just like Procrastination ?”
“I’ll bite”
“Because It’s all good until You realize You’re only screwing Yourself”
“Okay, I guess it is the Old Teachers turn”
“A Poor man meets a Rich Man around Christmas”
“The Poor Man asks the Rich Man”
“What are You getting Your Wife this Christmas?"
“The Rich Man replies”
“Diamond earrings and a Mercedes"
“The Poor Man asks”
“Why are you getting Her two gifts?"
“The Rich Man says”
"Well, if She doesn't like the Earrings, then She can drive to the store and exchange them"
“The Poor Man nods”
“Then the Rich Man asks Him”
"So, what are You getting Your Wife this Year?"
“The Poor Man thinks about it for a second and replies”
"A Pair of Slippers and a Dildo"
“The Rich Man asks”
"Why those two things?"
“The Poor Man astutely reponds”
"This way, if She doesn't like the Slippers, She can go Fuck Herself"
Class Howls
“Okay now that We have wasted a third of Our Class time”
“On to My Instruction for Today”
“People's Attraction to Adult Entertainment”
"Sex without Love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best, said Woody Allen”
“Before We can answer the question of why People use Porn”
“We need to ask what Porn is, and who its Users are”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“All of Us”
“Certainly not a new Revelation to Me”
“A study conducted way back, in 2011, indicated that around Four percent of Data Packets flowing through the World Wide Web, from the most popular websites, are for Pornography”
“It claimed that about 13 percent of all searches on the Web were for Erotic material”
“Although Lawyers, Feminists, Priests, and Scientists all have tried to describe it”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“You forgot to say they also have used it !!”
Class giggles
“Most likely”
“So, a satisfactory definition of Porn does not exist”
“Some make strict distinctions between Erotica and Porn”
“With Porn portraying unequal power in Sexual relations, or showing activities that are judged to be Immoral by some”
“The Dictionaries define Pornography more instrumentally, through one of its presumed functions, as,”
"The depiction of Erotic behavior intended to cause Sexual Excitement"
“Porn or not, representations of Sexual behavior have existed through the Centuries and across Cultures”
“It has been said that Pornography documents Man's archetypical concern with Sexuality”
“But does this mean that the reasons for its existence, or the functions of Porn, have remained the same over time?”
“The answer is No”
“The famous Kama Sutra, an Ancient Indian Sanskrit text, with its Sexual Illustrations, is known as Erotic literature”
“But it was mainly used as an Educational device, an Instruction Manual”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Pecker”
“Do You need a Manual ?”
“Hell No, unlike You !!”
“So, lets Forge ahead”
“In the Brothels of Pompeii, Explicit paintings of Sexual positions on the walls served as a Menu”
“So, a Shy customer could point to an image to indicate what He wanted”
“Etymologically, the word Pornography comes from writings about Prostitutes"
“The word Pornography comes from the Hellenistic Greek adjective, πορνογράϕος, Pornographos”
“Derived from the Greek Porni, Prostitute, and Graphein, to Write”
“Literally meaning, relating to writing, about Prostitutes”
“In Modern use, Pornographie, appears in an 1800 French Treatise on Prostitution”
“And this French usage may be the basis for Our use of it in English Today”
“In Athens, You could find Phallic statues of Priapus on street corners, at which Women would kneel and pray for Fertility”
“As opposed to the Modern Western World, which has removed explicit Sexual depictions from everyday life”
“Although Allusions to Sex are Omnipresent”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
”Like Your Presence ?”
“Hopefully so”
“Nowadays the term, Porn, is reserved for a more R*stricted Category of Sexual Representations”
“One with a narrower function, consistent with Webster's definition”
“Namely”
“To cause Sexual Excitement”
“So, who uses Porn ?”
“Porn as We know it, is used Predominantly by Men”
“That is not to say that Women do not use it”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Poke”
“Do You use it and Act in it ?”
“What the !@#$ do You think ?”
“And on We shall go”
“But it is simply that Men are the main consumers of this, Pleasure Technology”
“Why Men ?”
“It may not come as a surprise, but Research suggests that most Men are more interested in Sex than most Women are”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“So, You are more Man than Woman ?”
“Nope, just an Outlier”
“More Men than Women Masturbate, and they do so more frequently”
“Correct, Rod, Willy, Dick, Mr. Johnson, and all of the rest of You”
“More Men experience Orgasms, and do so more consistently”
“So, What determines its use in the first place”
“Some Scientists believe that these differences have a Biological basis”
“Evolutionary Psychologists argue that Ancestral Men, to spread their genes”
“Had much to gain from having Sex with as many Women as possible”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“So, what’s Your excuse ?”
“I do it to serve all of Humanity, of course.......Not !!”
“Now in contrast, given the Biological limitations on the number of Offspring Women could have and raise”
“They would benefit from being selective and choosing Mates with the best genes"
”Thus, Men evolved a Sexual Psychology that makes Sex, with new Women exciting both to Imagine and to Engage in”
“And this made Men especially responsive to visual signals of Sex”
“Porn, a largely visual medium, parades many Y*uthful or Attractive Partners, in front of them”
“And provides Physical Gratification without Commitment or encumbering Relationships”
“There are other Social-historical explanations for the Gender discrepancy”
“However, including the fact that, until recently, Porn has not been created with the intention of appealing to Women”
“Does this mean that Women are unresponsive to Porn?”
“Not exactly”
“Or, better, it depends”
“In His landmark interview studies in the 1940s and '50s, conducted with nearly 17,000 Men and Women”
“Alfred Kinsey and his colleagues found that 54 percent of Men and only 12 percent of Women”
“Reported being Erotically aroused by seeing Photographs, Drawings, or Paintings of Nude People”
“Kinsey also found that during Masturbation, Men tend to Fantasize Visually”
“While Women generally don't do so”
“This does not mean, however, that Porn does not elicit Sexual arousal in Women”
“Laboratory studies have shown that Women almost invariantly show Physical signs of Sexual Excitement to Porn movies”
“As indicated by increased Vaginal bl*od flow”
“Interestingly, this can happen even when Women don't like the movies or when they experience negative emotions such as disgust or anger”
“And studies have also shown that women show stronger physical sexual responses to Porn than to more Romantic Erotic Stimuli”
“So, in conclusion”
“In the end it seems that it is not one's bodily reactions, but one's emotional Liking or Disliking of Porn that will determine whether or not, one wants to use it”
“Although it is possible that Emotional responses to Porn are influenced by Biology too”
“Social and Cultural factors clearly also play a role”
“After all, Society poses greater restrictions on Women's Sexuality and doesn't encourage Women, to the same degree as Men, to explore their Sexuality”
Ms. Moreau”
“Yes John”
“Doesn’t seem to be the Case with You”
“Uh Huh”
“ And now that class is about to End”
“I will leave You with this Thought”
“One day, 3 fleas were looking for shelter”
“They see a very beautiful Woman walk by them, so they hop on and decide to sleep on Her for the Night”
“One slept on Her head, another slept under Her arm pit, and another in Her Vagina”
“The next day, They hopped off of Her, and bounced onto Her D*g, where they talked about their rest on the Woman”
“The one who slept on Her head said”
"Man, I slept on a cold mountain top"
"It smelled nice though, but it was way too cold"
“The other Flea who slept in Her arm pit said”
"I slept in a suffocating fold, that smelled really bad, and would begin to have water pour from all over the walls!”
“It was horrible !!"
“Then the last Flea who slept in Her Vagina said”
"Man, I slept in a really nice Cave”
“It had an odd smell, but I loved it”
“The only thing I hated about it, was this Fucking Bald Asshole who kept coming in and out”
“Pounding Me against the walls and spitting in My damn face!"
BRNNG, BRNNG, BRNNG
“Class Dismissed”
“And I will see half of You in Detention, later”
In My head
“!@#$%^&* Monsters”
“At least I have a Thermos of Vodka to Drink during Detention”
“And some Ibuprofen”
“Most likely the Outcome in the End will be"
"Men will come with an Amélie sized Butterfly Net and take Me off to the Looney Bin”
“Where I will spend My Days making Wallets and Baskets !!”
“Good Afternoon Ms. Moreau”
“So, Todays Topic should be right up Your Alleys”
“And I can’t wait for all of Your !@#$%^&* to begin”
“The Topic will be, People's Attraction to Adult Entertainment”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“Why are You attracted to it ?”
“Because, I like to waste My time”
“Ms. Moreau”
“That’s one Whopper of a Lie”
“Maybe Yes or Maybe No”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“What do You call useless skin on a Penis ?”
“Pray tell”
“A Man”
In My head
“Motherfucker, it’s only the 2nd Day of this endless Year”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“What does a Perverted Frog say ?”
“What”
“Rubbit”
“And that is what You do all by Yourself constantly, That I am for Sure”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“Why is Sex like math ?”
“I can’t wait for the answer”
“Because, You Add a Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs, and Pray there’s no Multiplying”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Daisy”
“Why are Men like diapers ?”
“Why ?”
“They’re usually full of Shit, but thankfully Disposable”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Ploughman”
“Why is Masturbation just like Procrastination ?”
“I’ll bite”
“Because It’s all good until You realize You’re only screwing Yourself”
“Okay, I guess it is the Old Teachers turn”
“A Poor man meets a Rich Man around Christmas”
“The Poor Man asks the Rich Man”
“What are You getting Your Wife this Christmas?"
“The Rich Man replies”
“Diamond earrings and a Mercedes"
“The Poor Man asks”
“Why are you getting Her two gifts?"
“The Rich Man says”
"Well, if She doesn't like the Earrings, then She can drive to the store and exchange them"
“The Poor Man nods”
“Then the Rich Man asks Him”
"So, what are You getting Your Wife this Year?"
“The Poor Man thinks about it for a second and replies”
"A Pair of Slippers and a Dildo"
“The Rich Man asks”
"Why those two things?"
“The Poor Man astutely reponds”
"This way, if She doesn't like the Slippers, She can go Fuck Herself"
Class Howls
“Okay now that We have wasted a third of Our Class time”
“On to My Instruction for Today”
“People's Attraction to Adult Entertainment”
"Sex without Love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best, said Woody Allen”
“Before We can answer the question of why People use Porn”
“We need to ask what Porn is, and who its Users are”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“All of Us”
“Certainly not a new Revelation to Me”
“A study conducted way back, in 2011, indicated that around Four percent of Data Packets flowing through the World Wide Web, from the most popular websites, are for Pornography”
“It claimed that about 13 percent of all searches on the Web were for Erotic material”
“Although Lawyers, Feminists, Priests, and Scientists all have tried to describe it”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“You forgot to say they also have used it !!”
Class giggles
“Most likely”
“So, a satisfactory definition of Porn does not exist”
“Some make strict distinctions between Erotica and Porn”
“With Porn portraying unequal power in Sexual relations, or showing activities that are judged to be Immoral by some”
“The Dictionaries define Pornography more instrumentally, through one of its presumed functions, as,”
"The depiction of Erotic behavior intended to cause Sexual Excitement"
“Porn or not, representations of Sexual behavior have existed through the Centuries and across Cultures”
“It has been said that Pornography documents Man's archetypical concern with Sexuality”
“But does this mean that the reasons for its existence, or the functions of Porn, have remained the same over time?”
“The answer is No”
“The famous Kama Sutra, an Ancient Indian Sanskrit text, with its Sexual Illustrations, is known as Erotic literature”
“But it was mainly used as an Educational device, an Instruction Manual”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Pecker”
“Do You need a Manual ?”
“Hell No, unlike You !!”
“So, lets Forge ahead”
“In the Brothels of Pompeii, Explicit paintings of Sexual positions on the walls served as a Menu”
“So, a Shy customer could point to an image to indicate what He wanted”
“Etymologically, the word Pornography comes from writings about Prostitutes"
“The word Pornography comes from the Hellenistic Greek adjective, πορνογράϕος, Pornographos”
“Derived from the Greek Porni, Prostitute, and Graphein, to Write”
“Literally meaning, relating to writing, about Prostitutes”
“In Modern use, Pornographie, appears in an 1800 French Treatise on Prostitution”
“And this French usage may be the basis for Our use of it in English Today”
“In Athens, You could find Phallic statues of Priapus on street corners, at which Women would kneel and pray for Fertility”
“As opposed to the Modern Western World, which has removed explicit Sexual depictions from everyday life”
“Although Allusions to Sex are Omnipresent”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
”Like Your Presence ?”
“Hopefully so”
“Nowadays the term, Porn, is reserved for a more R*stricted Category of Sexual Representations”
“One with a narrower function, consistent with Webster's definition”
“Namely”
“To cause Sexual Excitement”
“So, who uses Porn ?”
“Porn as We know it, is used Predominantly by Men”
“That is not to say that Women do not use it”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Poke”
“Do You use it and Act in it ?”
“What the !@#$ do You think ?”
“And on We shall go”
“But it is simply that Men are the main consumers of this, Pleasure Technology”
“Why Men ?”
“It may not come as a surprise, but Research suggests that most Men are more interested in Sex than most Women are”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“So, You are more Man than Woman ?”
“Nope, just an Outlier”
“More Men than Women Masturbate, and they do so more frequently”
“Correct, Rod, Willy, Dick, Mr. Johnson, and all of the rest of You”
“More Men experience Orgasms, and do so more consistently”
“So, What determines its use in the first place”
“Some Scientists believe that these differences have a Biological basis”
“Evolutionary Psychologists argue that Ancestral Men, to spread their genes”
“Had much to gain from having Sex with as many Women as possible”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“So, what’s Your excuse ?”
“I do it to serve all of Humanity, of course.......Not !!”
“Now in contrast, given the Biological limitations on the number of Offspring Women could have and raise”
“They would benefit from being selective and choosing Mates with the best genes"
”Thus, Men evolved a Sexual Psychology that makes Sex, with new Women exciting both to Imagine and to Engage in”
“And this made Men especially responsive to visual signals of Sex”
“Porn, a largely visual medium, parades many Y*uthful or Attractive Partners, in front of them”
“And provides Physical Gratification without Commitment or encumbering Relationships”
“There are other Social-historical explanations for the Gender discrepancy”
“However, including the fact that, until recently, Porn has not been created with the intention of appealing to Women”
“Does this mean that Women are unresponsive to Porn?”
“Not exactly”
“Or, better, it depends”
“In His landmark interview studies in the 1940s and '50s, conducted with nearly 17,000 Men and Women”
“Alfred Kinsey and his colleagues found that 54 percent of Men and only 12 percent of Women”
“Reported being Erotically aroused by seeing Photographs, Drawings, or Paintings of Nude People”
“Kinsey also found that during Masturbation, Men tend to Fantasize Visually”
“While Women generally don't do so”
“This does not mean, however, that Porn does not elicit Sexual arousal in Women”
“Laboratory studies have shown that Women almost invariantly show Physical signs of Sexual Excitement to Porn movies”
“As indicated by increased Vaginal bl*od flow”
“Interestingly, this can happen even when Women don't like the movies or when they experience negative emotions such as disgust or anger”
“And studies have also shown that women show stronger physical sexual responses to Porn than to more Romantic Erotic Stimuli”
“So, in conclusion”
“In the end it seems that it is not one's bodily reactions, but one's emotional Liking or Disliking of Porn that will determine whether or not, one wants to use it”
“Although it is possible that Emotional responses to Porn are influenced by Biology too”
“Social and Cultural factors clearly also play a role”
“After all, Society poses greater restrictions on Women's Sexuality and doesn't encourage Women, to the same degree as Men, to explore their Sexuality”
Ms. Moreau”
“Yes John”
“Doesn’t seem to be the Case with You”
“Uh Huh”
“ And now that class is about to End”
“I will leave You with this Thought”
“One day, 3 fleas were looking for shelter”
“They see a very beautiful Woman walk by them, so they hop on and decide to sleep on Her for the Night”
“One slept on Her head, another slept under Her arm pit, and another in Her Vagina”
“The next day, They hopped off of Her, and bounced onto Her D*g, where they talked about their rest on the Woman”
“The one who slept on Her head said”
"Man, I slept on a cold mountain top"
"It smelled nice though, but it was way too cold"
“The other Flea who slept in Her arm pit said”
"I slept in a suffocating fold, that smelled really bad, and would begin to have water pour from all over the walls!”
“It was horrible !!"
“Then the last Flea who slept in Her Vagina said”
"Man, I slept in a really nice Cave”
“It had an odd smell, but I loved it”
“The only thing I hated about it, was this Fucking Bald Asshole who kept coming in and out”
“Pounding Me against the walls and spitting in My damn face!"
BRNNG, BRNNG, BRNNG
“Class Dismissed”
“And I will see half of You in Detention, later”
In My head
“!@#$%^&* Monsters”
“At least I have a Thermos of Vodka to Drink during Detention”
“And some Ibuprofen”
“Most likely the Outcome in the End will be"
"Men will come with an Amélie sized Butterfly Net and take Me off to the Looney Bin”
“Where I will spend My Days making Wallets and Baskets !!”
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