The beauty of a dildo when compared with a man!

1 A dildo won't roll off you, fart and go to sleep before you are satisfied.
2 A dildo won't wipe itself on the tablecloth.
3 A dildo won't leave it's dirty pants and socks on the floor for you to pickup
4 A dildo won't suddenly turn soft when you are starting to enjoy proeedings
5 A dildo won't tell you that you are putting on wright
6 A dildo won't tell you it has had a busy day and is too tired
7 A dildo won't criticise your cooking.
8 A dildo won't snore

Do we really jeed any more comparisons?????????

Published by clitorissa

1 year ago

Comments

_CheshireCat_ 8 months ago

Very true, I enjoyed reading this but men and dildos both have their pros and cons 1 You have to satisfy yourself (or get someone else to) with a dildo and vibrators need batteries. 2 You have to clean a dildo afterwards, a man can shower himself 3 A good man will clean up after himself, you have to clean up after a dildo yourself 4 There is no frill of knowing you are getting a dildo off you get no response from it 5 A man can stay in shape and you might find his body nice to look at and warm to the touch 6 Getting your partner in the mood is fun and encourages creativity, there is no frill of the chase with a dildo 7 A dildo won't cook for you 8 A dildo won't keep you warm at night or make you laugh when you are sad

Bobsmall10 1 year ago

Lol no more comparisons

Macaense211 1 year ago

vrdd

hardgamma 1 year ago

This all seems pretty true .....