Naughty Photos Of Your Wife/Partner/Mum/Mom
Naughty Photos Of Your Wife/Partner/Mum/Mom
(Please note that this is purely produced for fun, as a result of research I have undertaken. It is not meant to encourage such behaviour, but may form the basis of some nice fantasies that you and your partner can play along with. Always get your partner's permission.)
(For US readers what we call a mobile or mobile phone is what you call a cell or cell phone).
Well we all want to have pix of our wives or mums or girlfriends as keepsakes don't we? And we'd like sexy shots too in many cases, so we have swimsuit pix on holidays, and so on. But, at the end of the day, we want more. We want nude shots, and, even better, proper nude shots showing intimate parts! Here's a guide I've put together from research and feedback from others on how to get such shots of your loved one – partner, wife, mother...
Of course, you may well be one of the lucky ones. You know, the guys who have wives who are up for being photographed or videoed in the nude, or having sex. The ladies who don't mind opening up for the camera, even happy to have the results uploaded and shared with others. Let's face it, to them we are eternally grateful (though you'll find some uneducated morons calling them bitches, or ho's or slags/sluts etc. Of course, the truth is they're scared of women, are gay, or are incels). They are the lovely ladies who will strip off their sexy underwear, tease us as they do it and finally be prepared to open their legs to display their pussies and anuses for us. Wonderful. Just thinking about them holding themselves open while maybe fingering themselves, inserting vibrators, dildos, panties and other things up their holes, or allowing their partners to fuck them while being filmed, brings on an instant erection. But, for the rest of us, how do we go about obtaining something, anything, that we can lust over later in the form of a photo or a video?
Well here are some ideas, beginning with the easier approaches and graduating to the more difficult subterfuges.
Easy stuff:
Let's start with the opportunities afforded at the beach or the pool. Your subject is happy to wear a swimsuit, maybe a one-piece or maybe a bikini. Happy also for you to take her picture. That's a great start. But go a bit beyond her posing for you, try and catch some unaware shots, maybe as she bends over, a nice shot of bottom cheeks encased in the swimmers, especially nice if she's wearing a thong-style bikini bottom; or maybe a nice cleavage shot as she reaches for a towel, boobs hanging lower as she bends and stretches. And now, in this age of mobile phones with cameras, you can feign looking at your social media while she changes into, or out of, her swimsuit in a towel, or enables you to surreptitiously get nice upshots of her as you lie on your back taking in the sun. She may even ask you to hold her towel for her, not noticing that you are still clutching your mobile phone in your hand, set to video! Watch out especially for instances where she is struggling to get her panties on. Its likely she'll sit down to do this, and she's more likely to point her legs towards you (and your phone) than to the other occupants of the beach. Get videoing! Yes, don't forget the video setting! Once you've got some footage, you can edit it easily to isolate the best bits, or even get stills from it at that crucial point when the towel slips slightly. Or perhaps you accidentally had a foot on the edge of it as she walked off...
Let's stick to the idea of beaches and holidays. Here is an excellent opportunity for you to justifiably have your phone or camera charging in your room. Of course you and I know it isn't really charging at all, it just looks like it is. In fact its sitting there turned on and recording video. You switched it on just before your Mum, wife or partner went into the room to change. She doesn't give it a second glance, she's more concerned with getting that bra off that's been uncomfortable all day, or changing those sweaty knickers for a nice clean pair. Or stripping off completely for a bath or shower. And you've captured it all. You can also get away with this at home if you're careful, but if you normally charge your phone elsewhere you'll need a plausible reason for having it there on the bedside table! (Maybe you start doing it occasionally because you need to check recent erratic charging, then it becomes a usual thing and eventually she stops noticing...)
Still with the holiday scenario, you need to realise that a limitation of the fixed camera/phone capturing her changing means you may not get her fully in the frame, or you'll have to have it on such a wide angle setting, you won't see the required detail. So here's an alternative, which, unfortunately won't work for your Mum, unless she's given to dressing and undressing in front of you (you're a lucky bastard if she does!). This requires you to be, once again, preoccupied with looking at your social media on your phone. You're not of course. What you are actually doing is recording her movements as she strips and dresses. Maybe you are talking about something on the news, not even looking at your phone at all, but apparently just letting it drift idly around in your hand. Actually you are following her every move, you have focused in tightly and getting good detail of her bottom and boobs as she carries on regardless. If you are very lucky she may bend over with her legs apart and her bottom facing you. Let me warn you – this is very unlikely. But if you can get a snatch of snatch – that's a great result!
More difficult:
OK, you've built up a nice collection where she is showing her form in swimwear, or you have candid shots of her naked as she dresses. But neither of these quite hits the spot as far as sexiness is concerned (maybe the posed swimwear does, but you want intimate flesh too...). Nice to see her breasts, bottom and furry triangle, but its not really porn yet is it?
So, how about persuading her to model sexy underwear? Probably not going to work with your Mum, remember. Research tells me that many women are attracted to wearing nice underwear as a change from their everyday cotton Marks and Spencer staples. If she already has such items - under-wired bra, satin panties, suspender belt and stockings, etc - then tell her how wonderful she looks in them. If she doesn't possess any – buy her some! Introduce the subject of her modelling for you subtly, a passing mention or a brief reference to how you like such garments. Choose your time well. Maybe she's been wearing a nice outfit when you went out for a meal. She's had a few drinks and is mellow. Just a suggestion you could do a shot or two. This is a process that is not to be rushed. Start with one or two poses, stick to demure shots, no nudity at that stage; build up trust and enjoyment. Praise her figure, praise her posing, tell her how fabulous she looks, and how much you are enjoying it too. You will need to reassure her that pictures taken will be erased, or undertake to keep them hidden somewhere. This may be easier to achieve with a camera rather than a mobile phone when she may fear the ability for instant uploading. If you achieve agreement then you really are on your way! The shots themselves will be great and a progression from the swimsuit by a long chalk. But further opportunities now present themselves...
Harder stuff:
You have persuaded her to model for you in sexy outfits. You are using a camera ideally, but a phone will do. Don't even mention the idea of a video! This is important! You need her to think that only still pics are being taken. The opportunity comes when she thinks she is not being captured. That you are not taking any shots as she changes into another outfit, or rearranges her poses. This is the chance to get a video of her taking off her panties, removing her bra, adopting an awkward, legs-apart stance as you get her ready for your next set of photos. Maybe she is up for shots without her panties, teasing type shots where she sits sideways to pose, so its clear she is naked from the waist down but still looks demure. All the while you are videoing her. Even better, you have momentarily left your camera (recording) on a table as you take more shots with your phone camera (“its better in low light, my dear”) as you get her to adopt poses that open her up to the second camera! One acquaintance got his wife to adopt a pose used in a famous French old master painting where a young woman lies on a sofa, on her front, legs splayed and clearly naked, but painted from the front and side, so that although she would be showing everything to someone behind her, the painting shows nothing. Well (you are ahead of me now aren't you?) he talked her into doing the same pose but had a second camera behind her, capturing her vagina and anus, widely open and glistening, in great detail. It worked a treat – I know, he showed me the results!
There's a good chance that by now you have some proper soft-porn style shots. Now you want hard-core. This presents more challenges. First off, your wife may only want to have sex beneath the sheets. If she's a missionary-only girl this is a problem. Try to persuade her to go on top. Maybe she likes you doing oral on her. Maybe she is up for giving you a blow-job. All these will need the sheets off. An advantage is that you know where the action will take place, so you can set up your camera or phone in pretend-charging mode in advance, and be focused well onto the action. Licking her out is a good example. Get her positioned at the side of the bed, so you can kneel on the floor – its more comfortable for you... She is on her back with legs up, back and apart. If you play your cards right she is still wearing stockings and suspenders since you've just finished your glamour shoot! Your camera is on the bedside table focused on her crotch. Pull her lips apart slowly and gently, making sure your hands and your head are not in the way. Get an uninterrupted view of her secret places for as long as you can before you administer tongue. Enjoy, and get lots of saliva on her so you get lovely wet shots as you move away. Better still, hold her open and get on the bed to lick her from above. Then you can get great clear shots as you hold her pussy apart. Ideally lift her buttocks a little so her anus is nicely on show. Result! Of course now you can slip up her and get video of you shafting her. Then get her on top, back to the camera, pull her towards you and pull her bum-cheeks widely apart as you go up her puss. Try putting a finger in her anus while you do it. Lovely.
You'll need the bedroom light on! (If that's not possible, some romantic side-lights may be enough. Once again, being on holiday is a great opportunity for a sexy time, and the light may be better for longer too.)
That's it! I hope this has been a useful guide for you. Remember to always seek your partner's permission.
PS I haven't included any discussion of using disguised cameras or spy cameras. These may be disguised as pens, clocks, ornaments, but as they require extra expenditure and may be difficult to explain their presence in an ongoing relationship, so I have left them out of this essay.
PPS Late news. I have been informed that an alternative to the “charging” camera or mobile is the open laptop. These have a built-in camera that takes videos and you can minimise the video software to the task bar so its not obvious that it is recording. May be of help if capturing your Mum...
Finally. If you have enjoyed this, please let me have any further ideas or your own experiences, in your comments. Many thanks.
(Please note that this is purely produced for fun, as a result of research I have undertaken. It is not meant to encourage such behaviour, but may form the basis of some nice fantasies that you and your partner can play along with. Always get your partner's permission.)
(For US readers what we call a mobile or mobile phone is what you call a cell or cell phone).
Well we all want to have pix of our wives or mums or girlfriends as keepsakes don't we? And we'd like sexy shots too in many cases, so we have swimsuit pix on holidays, and so on. But, at the end of the day, we want more. We want nude shots, and, even better, proper nude shots showing intimate parts! Here's a guide I've put together from research and feedback from others on how to get such shots of your loved one – partner, wife, mother...
Of course, you may well be one of the lucky ones. You know, the guys who have wives who are up for being photographed or videoed in the nude, or having sex. The ladies who don't mind opening up for the camera, even happy to have the results uploaded and shared with others. Let's face it, to them we are eternally grateful (though you'll find some uneducated morons calling them bitches, or ho's or slags/sluts etc. Of course, the truth is they're scared of women, are gay, or are incels). They are the lovely ladies who will strip off their sexy underwear, tease us as they do it and finally be prepared to open their legs to display their pussies and anuses for us. Wonderful. Just thinking about them holding themselves open while maybe fingering themselves, inserting vibrators, dildos, panties and other things up their holes, or allowing their partners to fuck them while being filmed, brings on an instant erection. But, for the rest of us, how do we go about obtaining something, anything, that we can lust over later in the form of a photo or a video?
Well here are some ideas, beginning with the easier approaches and graduating to the more difficult subterfuges.
Easy stuff:
Let's start with the opportunities afforded at the beach or the pool. Your subject is happy to wear a swimsuit, maybe a one-piece or maybe a bikini. Happy also for you to take her picture. That's a great start. But go a bit beyond her posing for you, try and catch some unaware shots, maybe as she bends over, a nice shot of bottom cheeks encased in the swimmers, especially nice if she's wearing a thong-style bikini bottom; or maybe a nice cleavage shot as she reaches for a towel, boobs hanging lower as she bends and stretches. And now, in this age of mobile phones with cameras, you can feign looking at your social media while she changes into, or out of, her swimsuit in a towel, or enables you to surreptitiously get nice upshots of her as you lie on your back taking in the sun. She may even ask you to hold her towel for her, not noticing that you are still clutching your mobile phone in your hand, set to video! Watch out especially for instances where she is struggling to get her panties on. Its likely she'll sit down to do this, and she's more likely to point her legs towards you (and your phone) than to the other occupants of the beach. Get videoing! Yes, don't forget the video setting! Once you've got some footage, you can edit it easily to isolate the best bits, or even get stills from it at that crucial point when the towel slips slightly. Or perhaps you accidentally had a foot on the edge of it as she walked off...
Let's stick to the idea of beaches and holidays. Here is an excellent opportunity for you to justifiably have your phone or camera charging in your room. Of course you and I know it isn't really charging at all, it just looks like it is. In fact its sitting there turned on and recording video. You switched it on just before your Mum, wife or partner went into the room to change. She doesn't give it a second glance, she's more concerned with getting that bra off that's been uncomfortable all day, or changing those sweaty knickers for a nice clean pair. Or stripping off completely for a bath or shower. And you've captured it all. You can also get away with this at home if you're careful, but if you normally charge your phone elsewhere you'll need a plausible reason for having it there on the bedside table! (Maybe you start doing it occasionally because you need to check recent erratic charging, then it becomes a usual thing and eventually she stops noticing...)
Still with the holiday scenario, you need to realise that a limitation of the fixed camera/phone capturing her changing means you may not get her fully in the frame, or you'll have to have it on such a wide angle setting, you won't see the required detail. So here's an alternative, which, unfortunately won't work for your Mum, unless she's given to dressing and undressing in front of you (you're a lucky bastard if she does!). This requires you to be, once again, preoccupied with looking at your social media on your phone. You're not of course. What you are actually doing is recording her movements as she strips and dresses. Maybe you are talking about something on the news, not even looking at your phone at all, but apparently just letting it drift idly around in your hand. Actually you are following her every move, you have focused in tightly and getting good detail of her bottom and boobs as she carries on regardless. If you are very lucky she may bend over with her legs apart and her bottom facing you. Let me warn you – this is very unlikely. But if you can get a snatch of snatch – that's a great result!
More difficult:
OK, you've built up a nice collection where she is showing her form in swimwear, or you have candid shots of her naked as she dresses. But neither of these quite hits the spot as far as sexiness is concerned (maybe the posed swimwear does, but you want intimate flesh too...). Nice to see her breasts, bottom and furry triangle, but its not really porn yet is it?
So, how about persuading her to model sexy underwear? Probably not going to work with your Mum, remember. Research tells me that many women are attracted to wearing nice underwear as a change from their everyday cotton Marks and Spencer staples. If she already has such items - under-wired bra, satin panties, suspender belt and stockings, etc - then tell her how wonderful she looks in them. If she doesn't possess any – buy her some! Introduce the subject of her modelling for you subtly, a passing mention or a brief reference to how you like such garments. Choose your time well. Maybe she's been wearing a nice outfit when you went out for a meal. She's had a few drinks and is mellow. Just a suggestion you could do a shot or two. This is a process that is not to be rushed. Start with one or two poses, stick to demure shots, no nudity at that stage; build up trust and enjoyment. Praise her figure, praise her posing, tell her how fabulous she looks, and how much you are enjoying it too. You will need to reassure her that pictures taken will be erased, or undertake to keep them hidden somewhere. This may be easier to achieve with a camera rather than a mobile phone when she may fear the ability for instant uploading. If you achieve agreement then you really are on your way! The shots themselves will be great and a progression from the swimsuit by a long chalk. But further opportunities now present themselves...
Harder stuff:
You have persuaded her to model for you in sexy outfits. You are using a camera ideally, but a phone will do. Don't even mention the idea of a video! This is important! You need her to think that only still pics are being taken. The opportunity comes when she thinks she is not being captured. That you are not taking any shots as she changes into another outfit, or rearranges her poses. This is the chance to get a video of her taking off her panties, removing her bra, adopting an awkward, legs-apart stance as you get her ready for your next set of photos. Maybe she is up for shots without her panties, teasing type shots where she sits sideways to pose, so its clear she is naked from the waist down but still looks demure. All the while you are videoing her. Even better, you have momentarily left your camera (recording) on a table as you take more shots with your phone camera (“its better in low light, my dear”) as you get her to adopt poses that open her up to the second camera! One acquaintance got his wife to adopt a pose used in a famous French old master painting where a young woman lies on a sofa, on her front, legs splayed and clearly naked, but painted from the front and side, so that although she would be showing everything to someone behind her, the painting shows nothing. Well (you are ahead of me now aren't you?) he talked her into doing the same pose but had a second camera behind her, capturing her vagina and anus, widely open and glistening, in great detail. It worked a treat – I know, he showed me the results!
There's a good chance that by now you have some proper soft-porn style shots. Now you want hard-core. This presents more challenges. First off, your wife may only want to have sex beneath the sheets. If she's a missionary-only girl this is a problem. Try to persuade her to go on top. Maybe she likes you doing oral on her. Maybe she is up for giving you a blow-job. All these will need the sheets off. An advantage is that you know where the action will take place, so you can set up your camera or phone in pretend-charging mode in advance, and be focused well onto the action. Licking her out is a good example. Get her positioned at the side of the bed, so you can kneel on the floor – its more comfortable for you... She is on her back with legs up, back and apart. If you play your cards right she is still wearing stockings and suspenders since you've just finished your glamour shoot! Your camera is on the bedside table focused on her crotch. Pull her lips apart slowly and gently, making sure your hands and your head are not in the way. Get an uninterrupted view of her secret places for as long as you can before you administer tongue. Enjoy, and get lots of saliva on her so you get lovely wet shots as you move away. Better still, hold her open and get on the bed to lick her from above. Then you can get great clear shots as you hold her pussy apart. Ideally lift her buttocks a little so her anus is nicely on show. Result! Of course now you can slip up her and get video of you shafting her. Then get her on top, back to the camera, pull her towards you and pull her bum-cheeks widely apart as you go up her puss. Try putting a finger in her anus while you do it. Lovely.
You'll need the bedroom light on! (If that's not possible, some romantic side-lights may be enough. Once again, being on holiday is a great opportunity for a sexy time, and the light may be better for longer too.)
That's it! I hope this has been a useful guide for you. Remember to always seek your partner's permission.
PS I haven't included any discussion of using disguised cameras or spy cameras. These may be disguised as pens, clocks, ornaments, but as they require extra expenditure and may be difficult to explain their presence in an ongoing relationship, so I have left them out of this essay.
PPS Late news. I have been informed that an alternative to the “charging” camera or mobile is the open laptop. These have a built-in camera that takes videos and you can minimise the video software to the task bar so its not obvious that it is recording. May be of help if capturing your Mum...
Finally. If you have enjoyed this, please let me have any further ideas or your own experiences, in your comments. Many thanks.
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