Warm “Cum” Milkshake
Warm “Cum” Milkshake
Take 2 small scoops vanilla ice cream (about 3 T each) and melt them in microwave safe cup. Then add 5 oz buttermilk and 5 oz unflavored kefir. Heat till body temp, about 60 sec. Use a thick tiki or boba straw to drink. (Or dip a dildo head in it and suck it clean!) A bit sweet, a bit sour, and thick. If you have a squirting dildo, this would probably function well in it, just wash the dong out thoroughly afterwards.
Fantasized about this with Chr*st*n* H*ndr*cks (J**n on Mad Men) ordering a vanilla milkshake to be delivered from the local drugstore. It cost $3 but she tipped $2, so it was always a $5 shake. Except when they guys knew it was for her, they would m*st*rb*t* into the shake cup as a group before making the shake. So when it was delivered, the delivery guy might say it was a six-dollar milkshake or an eight-dollar milkshake. She would sip it, smile, and say, “Wow, it certainly is!”/ Then every month on a Saturday she’d visit the shop herself in person to “thank” all the shake makers. Use your imagination as to how. Better yet, put it in the comments!
Take 2 small scoops vanilla ice cream (about 3 T each) and melt them in microwave safe cup. Then add 5 oz buttermilk and 5 oz unflavored kefir. Heat till body temp, about 60 sec. Use a thick tiki or boba straw to drink. (Or dip a dildo head in it and suck it clean!) A bit sweet, a bit sour, and thick. If you have a squirting dildo, this would probably function well in it, just wash the dong out thoroughly afterwards.
Fantasized about this with Chr*st*n* H*ndr*cks (J**n on Mad Men) ordering a vanilla milkshake to be delivered from the local drugstore. It cost $3 but she tipped $2, so it was always a $5 shake. Except when they guys knew it was for her, they would m*st*rb*t* into the shake cup as a group before making the shake. So when it was delivered, the delivery guy might say it was a six-dollar milkshake or an eight-dollar milkshake. She would sip it, smile, and say, “Wow, it certainly is!”/ Then every month on a Saturday she’d visit the shop herself in person to “thank” all the shake makers. Use your imagination as to how. Better yet, put it in the comments!
1 year ago
