Burners; What they are and why they're import
+++++DISCLAIMER++++
None if this is %100 safe but then again, is anything? It is A LOT safer than whatever it is you have going on right now, anyway.
First thing first: do not even mention K I K to me. It fucking sucks. It never shows when I have messages and the ads are irritating as fuck. Grow up and get a goddamn burner number and email.
So, it has come to my attention that some of yall do not have a burner email and/or phone number.
This is dumb. Like so, so dumb.
First, let me tell you what a "burner" is. No it's not the rich, boojie nerds that get together once a year in the desert to do a lot of drugs and light shit on fire under the guise of "roughing it" and becoming "enlightened" or whatever. A burner email/number is a disposable account you make for the specific reason of it being just that, totally disposable.
"Why would I need to do that?" you may find yourself either stupidly or naively asking.
Well for one, why would you want to use your real personal email/phone number to sign up for sex/hookup sites? Why would you want to give horny strangers the same email/phone number you use to frustratingly communicate with your 98-year-old peepaw? Why would you give a horny Internet stranger/scammer/total fucking crazy person your number when all they have to do is plug it into a reverse number lookup and pay $5 to get your real name in personal information. Good job bro, you just ***** yourself!
This is where burners come in.
Where do you get a burner email and phone number?
Google.
You can get both from google for free. Now, while there are other burners you can pay for, start out with google. If you are looking for a paid burner I would recommend "hushed" (google it), its got a lot of great options, especially if you are running a business ?
There are paid options for google voice that have more features you can access but you just want the basics for calling, texting, and sending pics and vids.
Google voice does have a separate app that you call and text from so your texts don't get mixed in with the texts from your actual number so it's kiiiind of like kik in that aspect.
Now when you save someone's number to your account it does save in your phone's phone book section but when you make and receive calls it does so from your google number so if you're worried about people's names showing up in your phone's phone book because you don't want your s/o to know you're a cheating piece of shit, well too bad and I hope you get caught and they leave your ass but I digress; your google number is also what shows up on the caller id tho; you can make it show "unavailable" if you choose and that option is free.
Oh, another great thing about having a burner google address? You can now have a totally separate browser window/account for all your degenerate stuff, too. That way when you're logged into your "vanilla" browser, you don't have to worry about AFF popping up when you're just trying to get to www.aardvarks.com because you're trying to prove someone wrong (do not ask me how I know). No more sweating when someone gets too close to you're computer!
Anyway here is how to do it all...
Sign up for a new email address from google. This is the email address that you will now use for all your internet horny tomfoolery. Keep it to this address and this address only, that way you have it all isolated to one account, that way if shit goes sideways you only have one killswitch to activate. alternatively, you can have one burner email you ONLY use to sign up for sites and apps and a separate burner email you use to communicate with people, that way if you do have to hit the killswitch because of a crazy person you don't have to change all the email addresses to your dirty sites before you do hit it. It is up to you with how intricate you want to get.
Get a Google Voice number. Now, I cannot emphasize how important this next part is... REGISTER THE NEW GOOGLE NUMBER USING THE BURNER EMAIL ADDRESS YOU JUST CREATED.
Give out your new burner email and number when you want to correspond off-site. It is that easy.
If someone goes crazy you now feel safe knowing all you have to do is either block them or, if they're super crazy just choose the nuclear option and dump the number or email and just get another one.
Fields: burned
Earth: salted
Another great thing? Now that you have a burner number and address you can now sign up for Telegram and Whats App and not worry about having your real number show up.
The sex world is now a little bit more your oyster. Well it's a little safer, anyway.
Now you're on to greener pastures and less crazy encounters.
Oh and a tip about savings names: make sure you save both the name they gave you, as well as their XHam name. That way you have a name to put to the boobs in the case where you forget whom you're talking to.
None if this is %100 safe but then again, is anything? It is A LOT safer than whatever it is you have going on right now, anyway.
First thing first: do not even mention K I K to me. It fucking sucks. It never shows when I have messages and the ads are irritating as fuck. Grow up and get a goddamn burner number and email.
So, it has come to my attention that some of yall do not have a burner email and/or phone number.
This is dumb. Like so, so dumb.
First, let me tell you what a "burner" is. No it's not the rich, boojie nerds that get together once a year in the desert to do a lot of drugs and light shit on fire under the guise of "roughing it" and becoming "enlightened" or whatever. A burner email/number is a disposable account you make for the specific reason of it being just that, totally disposable.
"Why would I need to do that?" you may find yourself either stupidly or naively asking.
Well for one, why would you want to use your real personal email/phone number to sign up for sex/hookup sites? Why would you want to give horny strangers the same email/phone number you use to frustratingly communicate with your 98-year-old peepaw? Why would you give a horny Internet stranger/scammer/total fucking crazy person your number when all they have to do is plug it into a reverse number lookup and pay $5 to get your real name in personal information. Good job bro, you just ***** yourself!
This is where burners come in.
Where do you get a burner email and phone number?
Google.
You can get both from google for free. Now, while there are other burners you can pay for, start out with google. If you are looking for a paid burner I would recommend "hushed" (google it), its got a lot of great options, especially if you are running a business ?
There are paid options for google voice that have more features you can access but you just want the basics for calling, texting, and sending pics and vids.
Google voice does have a separate app that you call and text from so your texts don't get mixed in with the texts from your actual number so it's kiiiind of like kik in that aspect.
Now when you save someone's number to your account it does save in your phone's phone book section but when you make and receive calls it does so from your google number so if you're worried about people's names showing up in your phone's phone book because you don't want your s/o to know you're a cheating piece of shit, well too bad and I hope you get caught and they leave your ass but I digress; your google number is also what shows up on the caller id tho; you can make it show "unavailable" if you choose and that option is free.
Oh, another great thing about having a burner google address? You can now have a totally separate browser window/account for all your degenerate stuff, too. That way when you're logged into your "vanilla" browser, you don't have to worry about AFF popping up when you're just trying to get to www.aardvarks.com because you're trying to prove someone wrong (do not ask me how I know). No more sweating when someone gets too close to you're computer!
Anyway here is how to do it all...
Sign up for a new email address from google. This is the email address that you will now use for all your internet horny tomfoolery. Keep it to this address and this address only, that way you have it all isolated to one account, that way if shit goes sideways you only have one killswitch to activate. alternatively, you can have one burner email you ONLY use to sign up for sites and apps and a separate burner email you use to communicate with people, that way if you do have to hit the killswitch because of a crazy person you don't have to change all the email addresses to your dirty sites before you do hit it. It is up to you with how intricate you want to get.
Get a Google Voice number. Now, I cannot emphasize how important this next part is... REGISTER THE NEW GOOGLE NUMBER USING THE BURNER EMAIL ADDRESS YOU JUST CREATED.
Give out your new burner email and number when you want to correspond off-site. It is that easy.
If someone goes crazy you now feel safe knowing all you have to do is either block them or, if they're super crazy just choose the nuclear option and dump the number or email and just get another one.
Fields: burned
Earth: salted
Another great thing? Now that you have a burner number and address you can now sign up for Telegram and Whats App and not worry about having your real number show up.
The sex world is now a little bit more your oyster. Well it's a little safer, anyway.
Now you're on to greener pastures and less crazy encounters.
Oh and a tip about savings names: make sure you save both the name they gave you, as well as their XHam name. That way you have a name to put to the boobs in the case where you forget whom you're talking to.
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