IF you want my friendship Please READ This
Call me old fashioned ( Or a bitch ) but I like people who show me some respect for my time. "Hi" ... is not a conversation starter.
I have a full profile. I have pictures on my profile of myself, and my Mistress.
And I have a DICK ... Please don't lead with a dick pic. I'm sure you are quite proud of it. It's your pride and joy and of course everyone will want to fuck you because of your dick... Right? No. Not me. If I want to see it, I will ask to see it.. I am Not impressed by pictures of yours, not matter how big it is.
If you are looking to be connected to us on X Hamster but you have an incognito ( A Letter ) for a profile picture, I will not accept you. I'd sooner see a picture of your face in sunglasses, or a Covid style mask... or hell, even a hoodie pulled so tight your face is completely hidden. Stating your age would help your chances greatly.
Also, if you say you HUMAN, than you truly state the obvious. Oh! And if you are from "EARTH" ( Really? with a statement like that, I would have guessed you were from Uranus!!
Lastly, should you still be interested in getting my attention or any of my very precious time ( I have a full time Mistress, who monitors my time here as well as expects me to comply with her needs and wants, so I do not visit this site every day ) Please, I beg of you, Impress me with your words. Intelligence is sexy. Conversation is a sign of intelligence.
Sorry not sorry -
jasmine
I have a full profile. I have pictures on my profile of myself, and my Mistress.
And I have a DICK ... Please don't lead with a dick pic. I'm sure you are quite proud of it. It's your pride and joy and of course everyone will want to fuck you because of your dick... Right? No. Not me. If I want to see it, I will ask to see it.. I am Not impressed by pictures of yours, not matter how big it is.
If you are looking to be connected to us on X Hamster but you have an incognito ( A Letter ) for a profile picture, I will not accept you. I'd sooner see a picture of your face in sunglasses, or a Covid style mask... or hell, even a hoodie pulled so tight your face is completely hidden. Stating your age would help your chances greatly.
Also, if you say you HUMAN, than you truly state the obvious. Oh! And if you are from "EARTH" ( Really? with a statement like that, I would have guessed you were from Uranus!!
Lastly, should you still be interested in getting my attention or any of my very precious time ( I have a full time Mistress, who monitors my time here as well as expects me to comply with her needs and wants, so I do not visit this site every day ) Please, I beg of you, Impress me with your words. Intelligence is sexy. Conversation is a sign of intelligence.
Sorry not sorry -
jasmine
7 months ago