Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas.

Here is my Christmas present to you. Anyone who wants to fuck me over Christmas can do so. Now there have been comments on social media about that lady who wanted to screw 1000 men in a day. I found her online and just told her what I do on every occasion of my parent's religious holiday.

Day one I get gang banged by lots of men.
Day two husband and wife couples.
Day three women only.

I have not heard anything back from her. I reckon my body count is well over 1000 now

xxx.