8# The Lady in the Toilet
So I am in the pub with a few friends and I need a piss, so I go to the gents.
I am having a piss and the door is thrown open and this woman rushes in and says "the ladies bog is facked , you dont mind do you?" in such a posh voice that I think it is the Princess of Wales speaking.
"Feel free" I say as I am putting my dick away, as I turn to approach the sink I notice that the woman hasn't even bothered to close the door, she is half stooping and I see her hairy minge and hear the sound of piss gushing out.
As I am washing my hand she says "Oh Fack, there is no facking bog roll in here, would you mind getting me some?"
I nip into the next cubicle and grab a wad of paper and take it in to her.
"Would you mind wiping me, I don't want to risk breaking a facking nail" she then said.
I pushed the wad between her legs and wiped her dry. "Where is the facking bidet?" she asked.
"No bidet in here madam" I answered.
"Well would you mind licking me clean?" she asked
At this point I took a good look at my companion, she was a hot looking milf in her 40s with blonde hair passed her shoulders, and I could tell it was natural by looking at her pussy hair, she had a fair sized pair of tits on her and a nice pair of legs that currently had a black lace thong wrapped around her knees in fact she was very lickable, and I now decided fuckable if I got the chance.
"Turn around" I told her as I fell to my knees ready to taste her milf pussy.
She did as I instructed and opened her legs a little to allow me to get my head between them, I pushed her lips apart and ran my tongue along her slit, she winced a little and the sighed, I licked again, this time making the juices inside her pussy start to run, and then I took a big lick from clit to anus which made her sigh even louder "that is facking lovely" she sighed, by now I had the thumb of my left hand on her clit and the middle finger of my right hand teasing her tight little anus.
"Oh fack push it in me pleeeeease" she squealed with delight, as my finger entered her tight little anus.
"I facking love that, dont stop" she breathed as I pushed my finger up and down in her atsehole.
She bent over further and asked me to fack her wet little passy..
I stood and pulled out my already hard dick, rubbed it against her entrance to lube it up and then slipped it into her welcoming hole.
"Oh yes fack me" she cried "fack my wet little passy".
I started to fuck her hard and fast, her head was banging against the wall and the she came " FAAAAAAAAAAAACK YES I LAV IT, FACK MY FACKING WET CANT AS HARD AS YOU CAN"
At this point I am thinking that she is going to have a massive headache when I have finished, because her head is banging the was like a metronome.
She reached behind and grabbed my dick and pushed it into her arsehole and said "go easy tiger" so I became stationary and let her move up and down my dick.
"Oh fuck, I am going to cum " I shouted at which point she speeded up and shouted "Cum in my facking arsehole you cant" which took me over the edge and I shot my load inside her.
When I had finished cumming she turned around and took my dick in her mouth to lick me clean.
She then pulled up her panties with my cum inside her, she pointed to her pussy and said " now I have a pressy for my habby when I get home"
I then asked her a question......................
"I just had my dick in your pussy and then in your arse, I pulled it out covered in spunk and you had no issue putting it in your mouth and sucking me clean, but you wont sit on a public toilet seat, why is that?"
"Are you crazy?" she said "You could catch anything off a public toilet seat"
I am having a piss and the door is thrown open and this woman rushes in and says "the ladies bog is facked , you dont mind do you?" in such a posh voice that I think it is the Princess of Wales speaking.
"Feel free" I say as I am putting my dick away, as I turn to approach the sink I notice that the woman hasn't even bothered to close the door, she is half stooping and I see her hairy minge and hear the sound of piss gushing out.
As I am washing my hand she says "Oh Fack, there is no facking bog roll in here, would you mind getting me some?"
I nip into the next cubicle and grab a wad of paper and take it in to her.
"Would you mind wiping me, I don't want to risk breaking a facking nail" she then said.
I pushed the wad between her legs and wiped her dry. "Where is the facking bidet?" she asked.
"No bidet in here madam" I answered.
"Well would you mind licking me clean?" she asked
At this point I took a good look at my companion, she was a hot looking milf in her 40s with blonde hair passed her shoulders, and I could tell it was natural by looking at her pussy hair, she had a fair sized pair of tits on her and a nice pair of legs that currently had a black lace thong wrapped around her knees in fact she was very lickable, and I now decided fuckable if I got the chance.
"Turn around" I told her as I fell to my knees ready to taste her milf pussy.
She did as I instructed and opened her legs a little to allow me to get my head between them, I pushed her lips apart and ran my tongue along her slit, she winced a little and the sighed, I licked again, this time making the juices inside her pussy start to run, and then I took a big lick from clit to anus which made her sigh even louder "that is facking lovely" she sighed, by now I had the thumb of my left hand on her clit and the middle finger of my right hand teasing her tight little anus.
"Oh fack push it in me pleeeeease" she squealed with delight, as my finger entered her tight little anus.
"I facking love that, dont stop" she breathed as I pushed my finger up and down in her atsehole.
She bent over further and asked me to fack her wet little passy..
I stood and pulled out my already hard dick, rubbed it against her entrance to lube it up and then slipped it into her welcoming hole.
"Oh yes fack me" she cried "fack my wet little passy".
I started to fuck her hard and fast, her head was banging against the wall and the she came " FAAAAAAAAAAAACK YES I LAV IT, FACK MY FACKING WET CANT AS HARD AS YOU CAN"
At this point I am thinking that she is going to have a massive headache when I have finished, because her head is banging the was like a metronome.
She reached behind and grabbed my dick and pushed it into her arsehole and said "go easy tiger" so I became stationary and let her move up and down my dick.
"Oh fuck, I am going to cum " I shouted at which point she speeded up and shouted "Cum in my facking arsehole you cant" which took me over the edge and I shot my load inside her.
When I had finished cumming she turned around and took my dick in her mouth to lick me clean.
She then pulled up her panties with my cum inside her, she pointed to her pussy and said " now I have a pressy for my habby when I get home"
I then asked her a question......................
"I just had my dick in your pussy and then in your arse, I pulled it out covered in spunk and you had no issue putting it in your mouth and sucking me clean, but you wont sit on a public toilet seat, why is that?"
"Are you crazy?" she said "You could catch anything off a public toilet seat"
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