I Masturbated At A Zoo...

It was just something about the smells in the air, I saw many different animals there, but I am rather fascinated by our ape relatives, including how they're nature's no 1 masturbators (like us.)
And sure enough, after 20 mins or so I saw one masturbating to orgasm like we do, over time I have moved away from myths and become more interested in science.

No fap is nonsense, 99.9% fail no fap....

https://xhamster.com/posts/10564064

https://xhamster.com/posts/10550151

Science explains how we got here, and I got turned on thinking how long us homosapiens have been masturbators.
Yes! We're blessed with orgasm and masturbation, we evolved to masturbate, 99.9% fail no fap for a reason, best to give our smelly monkey penises what they want....

https://xhamster.com/posts/10557244

Anyway, with the smell of animal **** in my nose, I found a secluded area near the ape enclosure, and had one of the best orgasms of my life as my cum splattered the glass nearby, it was very risky, but I don't *think* anyone saw me...
I have been saying recently, that even IF masturbation was sinful, I would still do it, what a blessing and a delight.