The ultimate strokers guide to enjoying yourself
ANSWERS TO A STROKERS GUIDE:
Are you male or female? Male
At what age did you start masturbating? 8
How many times a week do you masturbate? Normally I masturbate daily, sometimes twice a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Sometimes twice in one session depending how horny I am. The most was four times in one session.
WHERE DO YOU MASTURBATE:
In bed? Often, even with my wife lying sleeping next to me
In the shower? I always play with my dick when I shower
In the bath? Yes, but I seldomly bath, prefer showering gives me more freedom and less noise when masturbating
Outdoors? As often as possible
At work? Definitely, most days of the week. Sometimes even in my office
Every room in the house? Including the garage and garden shed
WHAT DO YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAY:
A significant other? Yes, I sometimes even remove the blankets from my naked wife and masturbate
A friend? I have on occasion yes.
A friend's spouse. Definitely
A stranger? Once or twice
Co-worker? Yes, my Personal Assistant
A member of the same sex? My best friend
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes, to quite a few past lovers and often wonder whether they still like to masturbate as much as I do
WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY IN:
On your back? When in bed yes.
Standing? When in a public toilet yes, or at work in the toilet
Kneeling? On occasion yes
Sitting? In my office at work behind the desk, or in my car whilst driving down the highway.
Lying on tummy? Have tried it a few times but find it hinders my stroking ability
HOW DO YOU PLAY:
With left hand? Yes, although I am right-handed, I mostly prefer my left hand
With right hand? Yes, when my left hand becomes tired
With a toy? Often, I sometimes even use my wife’s vibrator in my arse
With water from bath? Only if there is technical oil in the water
Written erotica? Yes, sometimes I prefer reading erotica to watching porn, depends on the location and the mood.
Pictures? When I was younger and we did not access to the internet, I used to look at semi naked woman and masturbate sometimes even semi naked men.
Movie clips online? definitely
HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED TO:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? I have tried it but it did not seem to work well for me
Exchanged stories or pictures? Most certainly
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, and I am patiently waiting to get caught again but this time by a complete stranger and hopefully in a public place
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes, and loved it
For the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? A selfie
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
DO YOU EVER:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Often
Insert something or play with your ass? Not every time I masturbate but do like it!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes, the dildo I have just used in my arse.
Use pain as a method of playing? I have tried it, sometimes yanking hard on my scrotum or squeezing one of my testicles or pinching one of my nipples.
FINAL QUESTIONS:
Do you taste your cum? Every single time I masturbate, I shoot my load into my hand and eat it. I love the taste
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning before I came to work
Are you wet or hard now? Semi stiff but working on having another session before I leave work.
Are you going to masturbate now? Most certainly before the days end
Are you a masturbation addict? If you consider masturbating daily as an addiction, then I most certainly am. I simply cannot get enough of playing with myself.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? I was alone at home and at the time I still smoked weed. My wife was out on a girls weekend, and I had a porn marathon, I smoked and jerked for the entire weekend and lost count of how many times I came. What I do remember was that some point, although I came, I no longer ejaculated, it seemed more like pre-cum. My dick was also sore and tender after the weekend.
Are you male or female? Male
At what age did you start masturbating? 8
How many times a week do you masturbate? Normally I masturbate daily, sometimes twice a day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Sometimes twice in one session depending how horny I am. The most was four times in one session.
WHERE DO YOU MASTURBATE:
In bed? Often, even with my wife lying sleeping next to me
In the shower? I always play with my dick when I shower
In the bath? Yes, but I seldomly bath, prefer showering gives me more freedom and less noise when masturbating
Outdoors? As often as possible
At work? Definitely, most days of the week. Sometimes even in my office
Every room in the house? Including the garage and garden shed
WHAT DO YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAY:
A significant other? Yes, I sometimes even remove the blankets from my naked wife and masturbate
A friend? I have on occasion yes.
A friend's spouse. Definitely
A stranger? Once or twice
Co-worker? Yes, my Personal Assistant
A member of the same sex? My best friend
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes, to quite a few past lovers and often wonder whether they still like to masturbate as much as I do
WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY IN:
On your back? When in bed yes.
Standing? When in a public toilet yes, or at work in the toilet
Kneeling? On occasion yes
Sitting? In my office at work behind the desk, or in my car whilst driving down the highway.
Lying on tummy? Have tried it a few times but find it hinders my stroking ability
HOW DO YOU PLAY:
With left hand? Yes, although I am right-handed, I mostly prefer my left hand
With right hand? Yes, when my left hand becomes tired
With a toy? Often, I sometimes even use my wife’s vibrator in my arse
With water from bath? Only if there is technical oil in the water
Written erotica? Yes, sometimes I prefer reading erotica to watching porn, depends on the location and the mood.
Pictures? When I was younger and we did not access to the internet, I used to look at semi naked woman and masturbate sometimes even semi naked men.
Movie clips online? definitely
HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED TO:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? I have tried it but it did not seem to work well for me
Exchanged stories or pictures? Most certainly
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, and I am patiently waiting to get caught again but this time by a complete stranger and hopefully in a public place
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes, and loved it
For the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? A selfie
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
DO YOU EVER:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Often
Insert something or play with your ass? Not every time I masturbate but do like it!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes, the dildo I have just used in my arse.
Use pain as a method of playing? I have tried it, sometimes yanking hard on my scrotum or squeezing one of my testicles or pinching one of my nipples.
FINAL QUESTIONS:
Do you taste your cum? Every single time I masturbate, I shoot my load into my hand and eat it. I love the taste
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning before I came to work
Are you wet or hard now? Semi stiff but working on having another session before I leave work.
Are you going to masturbate now? Most certainly before the days end
Are you a masturbation addict? If you consider masturbating daily as an addiction, then I most certainly am. I simply cannot get enough of playing with myself.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? I was alone at home and at the time I still smoked weed. My wife was out on a girls weekend, and I had a porn marathon, I smoked and jerked for the entire weekend and lost count of how many times I came. What I do remember was that some point, although I came, I no longer ejaculated, it seemed more like pre-cum. My dick was also sore and tender after the weekend.
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