Tariffs….the gift that keeps on giving. Yayyyyyy!!
Listen guys/friends/creditors…but shhhhhhhh too….
Hey, I’m now in charge of these wonnnnnderful things called ‘tariffs’. See! I raise them. On their way down, we all sell our shares (souls). Hee hee!
Get this, though: I tip you off and we buy them back. Then, guess what! I lower these fabulous tariffs. Watch what happens. WE ALL GET RICHER! Yayyyyyy. And! We have the profits in our jolly old pockets from the sale.
Why then, we can sell them again!!
Then! I look at those darling tariffs again. And. Yeah, you got it!
This message is only for my buddies, and SOME folks who voted me in.
Ooooooooooo!! Money!! I’m in love!
Hey, I’m now in charge of these wonnnnnderful things called ‘tariffs’. See! I raise them. On their way down, we all sell our shares (souls). Hee hee!
Get this, though: I tip you off and we buy them back. Then, guess what! I lower these fabulous tariffs. Watch what happens. WE ALL GET RICHER! Yayyyyyy. And! We have the profits in our jolly old pockets from the sale.
Why then, we can sell them again!!
Then! I look at those darling tariffs again. And. Yeah, you got it!
This message is only for my buddies, and SOME folks who voted me in.
Ooooooooooo!! Money!! I’m in love!
3 months ago