(BFF) - Best (perverted) Friends Forever !!!
I sure would love to have a guy friend who is as much of a pervert as I am.
In a perfect world, he'd be average height/weight with good hygiene and a cut cock somewhere between 5.5 and 7.5 inches in length, with a fat, mushroom cockhead, and a huge set of balls hanging low to go with it.
We would have known each other for a while before he somehow finds out that not only am I as big a pervert as he is, but that we both have a fascination with straight blowjob porn, but for different reasons.
The best part would be when he finds out that while we both wish we could be in the hardcore oral scenes we love so much, I actually wish I could be the slut in the scene doing all the licking, sucking, and swallowing.
When my friend realizes this, he admits that he's always wanted someone to regularly and constantly worship his cock and to have his own sperm-hungry, ball-sucking, cum-addicted, personal blowjob slave.
I'd laugh and tell him that it's too bad that I'm straight, before telling him that I'd be willing to make a bet with him that he didn't know what 2+2 equaled. Before he could answer the simple question, I'd tell him that I was so sure he couldn't get the answer correct that I'd be willing to bet ANYthing, even agreeing to become his sperm-hungry, ball-sucking, cum-addicted, personal blowjobs slave and worship his cock for as long as he wanted... that is, if he could answer the question correctly.
If he answered the question incorrectly, I'd know that he wasn't interested... but if he answered correctly... then both our lives would get a whole lot more interesting, and pleasurable... mostly for him, but I was OK with that. After all, I'm more of a 'pleaser' than anything else.
I'm sure that the first thing my friend would do after getting his balls thoroughly drained would be to purchase a set of soft kneepads for his best friend to wear as part of his knew uniform.
I'm also sure that my friend would now enjoy browsing porn on the internet while having a warm mouth keeping him hard as well as a convenient place to deposit his fresh cum without having to worry about cleanup.
My friend might even cut a small hole in his shower curtain right around waist height that would be just big enough to squeeze his cock and balls through. This would allow for him to fully utilize his precious shower space while still enjoying the mouth giving him a private blowjob.
(Check this video out to see what that might look like)
My friend might want to play a game like 'Guess the number I'm thinking of'. If I guess wrong, it's blowjob time. My friend might get so confident of his potential win that he'd strip nude from the waist down, put a cock ring on, jack himself hard, and have me get on my knees in front of him, all before we even start playing the game. Pretty cocky huh?
I mean come on. How awesome would it be to have a straight, guy friend over that you could say "suck my balls", or "blow me" as an insult, and he would literally do exactly that?
How cool would it be to play a game against a friend like this. I mean you could be in the middle of a ping-pong match, or a Mortal Kombat video game and never have to worry about loosing. If for whatever reason, you started getting a little behind, all you'd have to do is utter the words, "Blow me", or just "blowjob" and your friend would immediately stop what he's doing and start playing his favorite game of sucking you off and swallowing your cum.
How about relaxing on your couch while your friend is on his knees between your thighs and he's giving you a nice and slow handjob while you watch porn. When you're ready to finally cum, your friend grabs a shot glass and you blast off into it. You then have two options, enjoy watching your friend take a cumshot shooter, or have him save the cum in the freezer so you can add more to it later. Once you have a good amount saved up, play with ideas. Have fun with it. Put a stick in it and watch him eat it like a cum-pop-sickle.
Have him thaw it out and eat it like soup.
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Maybe my friend would hide somewhere jerking himself. When he's close to cumming, he'd ambush me. Of course, the moment I saw his naked from approaching me, madly stroking himself, I would immediately trip and fall to my knees and my mouth would be wide open in surprised shock. With the perfect opportunity presented to him, my friend would then give me a surprise oral creampie. In my shocked state, I would automatically start gulping down the big load, not realizing what I was doing. Being finished cumming, my friend might point and laugh at me like this whole thing was a practical joke, like a simple jump scare.
Maybe my friend would be extra kinky. He might buy himself a priest costume and inform me of a new religion he was starting called Phallusism. The religion would be centered around his cock and he would be the prophet. As the only other member of the new religion, he would make me the Head Worshiper, and it would be my responsibility to conduct rituals of oral worship to the prophet's holy cock. One notable and popular religion requires its members to pray 5 times a day. My friend, the prophet, would also make it a requirement that I orally pray to his cock, at least 5 times a day. His holy seed must always be consumed like a sacrament, and the swallower must kiss the prophet's balls in thanks. Perhaps the prophet would require I be baptized with a shower of his holy seed. Perhaps the prophet might masturbate into a shot glass and require I smell it like holy incense. Perhaps I've been edging my own orgasm too long and it's made my imagination go off into a haze of perverted fantasy... ;)
That's all I can think of right now.
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In a perfect world, he'd be average height/weight with good hygiene and a cut cock somewhere between 5.5 and 7.5 inches in length, with a fat, mushroom cockhead, and a huge set of balls hanging low to go with it.
We would have known each other for a while before he somehow finds out that not only am I as big a pervert as he is, but that we both have a fascination with straight blowjob porn, but for different reasons.
The best part would be when he finds out that while we both wish we could be in the hardcore oral scenes we love so much, I actually wish I could be the slut in the scene doing all the licking, sucking, and swallowing.
When my friend realizes this, he admits that he's always wanted someone to regularly and constantly worship his cock and to have his own sperm-hungry, ball-sucking, cum-addicted, personal blowjob slave.
I'd laugh and tell him that it's too bad that I'm straight, before telling him that I'd be willing to make a bet with him that he didn't know what 2+2 equaled. Before he could answer the simple question, I'd tell him that I was so sure he couldn't get the answer correct that I'd be willing to bet ANYthing, even agreeing to become his sperm-hungry, ball-sucking, cum-addicted, personal blowjobs slave and worship his cock for as long as he wanted... that is, if he could answer the question correctly.
If he answered the question incorrectly, I'd know that he wasn't interested... but if he answered correctly... then both our lives would get a whole lot more interesting, and pleasurable... mostly for him, but I was OK with that. After all, I'm more of a 'pleaser' than anything else.
I'm sure that the first thing my friend would do after getting his balls thoroughly drained would be to purchase a set of soft kneepads for his best friend to wear as part of his knew uniform.
I'm also sure that my friend would now enjoy browsing porn on the internet while having a warm mouth keeping him hard as well as a convenient place to deposit his fresh cum without having to worry about cleanup.
My friend might even cut a small hole in his shower curtain right around waist height that would be just big enough to squeeze his cock and balls through. This would allow for him to fully utilize his precious shower space while still enjoying the mouth giving him a private blowjob.
(Check this video out to see what that might look like)
My friend might want to play a game like 'Guess the number I'm thinking of'. If I guess wrong, it's blowjob time. My friend might get so confident of his potential win that he'd strip nude from the waist down, put a cock ring on, jack himself hard, and have me get on my knees in front of him, all before we even start playing the game. Pretty cocky huh?
I mean come on. How awesome would it be to have a straight, guy friend over that you could say "suck my balls", or "blow me" as an insult, and he would literally do exactly that?
How cool would it be to play a game against a friend like this. I mean you could be in the middle of a ping-pong match, or a Mortal Kombat video game and never have to worry about loosing. If for whatever reason, you started getting a little behind, all you'd have to do is utter the words, "Blow me", or just "blowjob" and your friend would immediately stop what he's doing and start playing his favorite game of sucking you off and swallowing your cum.
How about relaxing on your couch while your friend is on his knees between your thighs and he's giving you a nice and slow handjob while you watch porn. When you're ready to finally cum, your friend grabs a shot glass and you blast off into it. You then have two options, enjoy watching your friend take a cumshot shooter, or have him save the cum in the freezer so you can add more to it later. Once you have a good amount saved up, play with ideas. Have fun with it. Put a stick in it and watch him eat it like a cum-pop-sickle.
Have him thaw it out and eat it like soup.
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Maybe my friend would hide somewhere jerking himself. When he's close to cumming, he'd ambush me. Of course, the moment I saw his naked from approaching me, madly stroking himself, I would immediately trip and fall to my knees and my mouth would be wide open in surprised shock. With the perfect opportunity presented to him, my friend would then give me a surprise oral creampie. In my shocked state, I would automatically start gulping down the big load, not realizing what I was doing. Being finished cumming, my friend might point and laugh at me like this whole thing was a practical joke, like a simple jump scare.
Maybe my friend would be extra kinky. He might buy himself a priest costume and inform me of a new religion he was starting called Phallusism. The religion would be centered around his cock and he would be the prophet. As the only other member of the new religion, he would make me the Head Worshiper, and it would be my responsibility to conduct rituals of oral worship to the prophet's holy cock. One notable and popular religion requires its members to pray 5 times a day. My friend, the prophet, would also make it a requirement that I orally pray to his cock, at least 5 times a day. His holy seed must always be consumed like a sacrament, and the swallower must kiss the prophet's balls in thanks. Perhaps the prophet would require I be baptized with a shower of his holy seed. Perhaps the prophet might masturbate into a shot glass and require I smell it like holy incense. Perhaps I've been edging my own orgasm too long and it's made my imagination go off into a haze of perverted fantasy... ;)
That's all I can think of right now.
More to Cum!
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