Stupid moments in Porn

We all can have a laugh at how downright stupid porn can be at times. Here's a fine example. I am sure this gets someone off somewhere, and more power to ya, but still, it's fucking hilarious. Imagine two porn producers in a brainstorming session, and they kept gluing on more fetishes thinking it would be "the ultimate porno"





prod1 - "it should be interracial"
prod2 - "yeah man!, and it should be a biker movie with leathers and a motorcycle!"
prod1 - "hell yeah! And she should be a dominatrix!"
prod2 - "oh fuck yes, a dominatrix in leather....dude, fucking hot!"
prod1 - "what else...."
prod2 - "well....she should wear a strap-on and fuck the big black biker guy I guess?"
prod1 - "yessssssss. Hot! Damn we're good at this!"
prod2 - "we are, aren't we?"
prod1 - "the best."
prod2 - "WAIT!"
prod1 - "whatcha got? Lay it on me!"
prod2 - "she is lactating!!!"
prod1 - "oh fuck me YES! that's perfect!"
prod2 - "I know, right?"
prod1 - "perfect."
prod2 - "perfect."
prod1 - "WAIT!"
prod2 - "oh man, this can't get better."
prod1 - "it can, and it does."
prod2 - "how can it get better?"
prod1 - "there's a full length antique mirror she stands in front of and shoots milk all-over it while he fucks her."
prod2 - "nahhhh. That's just stupid."
prod1 - "what do you mean?
prod2 - "an antique mirror-loving biker dominatrix?"
prod1 - "yeah. Okay. You're right. It's stupid."
prod2 - "But....."
prod1 - "say it...roll-on my brother."
prod2 - "what if she squirts the mirror, then he bends her over the motorcycle?"
prod1 - "oh fuck yes! That's it!"
prod2 - "it is bad-ass, right?"
prod1 - "the best!"
prod2 - "we just came up with the ultimate porno."
prod1 - "there's still something missing...."
prod2 - "what could possibly make this better man?"
prod1 - "a chainmail head dress."
prod2 - "oh my god, yes!"
prod1 - "fuck we're good at this."
prod2 - "we are the best at this!"