Everyday Things That Make Me Wet

So, not everything that turns me on is something kinky. Sometimes, I just get wet by the every day things that guys do, and I bet these are some of the things that you do too!

You know the deal; keep track, leave a comment with your tally!

Simple Things That Make Me Wet

You shower with dove soap? - I've got the slickness.

You've got an Irish accent? - There's a pool between my thighs and I think you need to take a dip.

You've got an English accent? - Oh, I think someone spilled tea on my crotch.

You've got an Aussie accent? - I need some kisses down under.

You've got a Danish accent? - My thighs conceal your next meal.

You've got a Scottish accent? - I think I just came a little...

Your breath smells like spear mint? - Let me feel that tingling down south.

Do you have an amazing sense of humour? - Let's laugh our way out of these clothes and into my bed.

You wear nice LIGHTLY SCENTED cologne or aftershave? - Let's replace it with Eau de MY VAGINA.

Does your tummy have a slight trail of hair running from navel to your crotch? - Shove your fingers in my goddamn panties.

Can you cook me a simple meal? - Dessert is ready! :D

DONE

I think you get the point... like I said, I'm a simple woman, and it's easy to turn me on. Lemme know how many you got! :D