How to play 'Bitch Poker'
Bitch Poker was created and designed to be played in prisons, but the game can be played by anyone in any location or setting.
Bitch Poker was designed to be added onto all normal games of poker like '5 card stud', or 'Texas Holdem'.
The mandatory rules of Bitch Poker are this:
1. The minimum number of players to start the game of Bitch Poker is 3.
2. The first player to lose all their playing chips is required to be the Bitch.
3. The Bitch can only be one of the players actually playing the game and the Bitch can not be delegated.
4. Once identified as the Bitch, the former player is required to spend the rest of the game providing oral sex to all of the remaining players for as long as the game continues.
5. The Bitch cannot be re-chosen until the game is over and there is a clear winner
6. The game can be temporarily suspended for hours and even days to let the Bitch rest and recover, but the Bitch will remain the Bitch until the game is finally over.
7. There is no time limit set on how long the game can go on for nor is there any limit on how much cum the players can dump, or squirt if the player is female, into the Bitch's mouth.
8. While the initial, minimum number of players is set at four, there is no upper limit to how many may players may be involved. New players may also be invited to join an existing game already in progress as long as there is a majority vote 'yes' to their addition.
9. Once added into the game, the Bitch is expected and required to service the new players with the same oral skill and enthusiasm enjoyed by the original players.
10. If any player is caught cheating at any point in the game, that player will instantly be the new Bitch and take over for the previous Bitch.
11. The game is not restricted to only men or only women.
Optional Rules that must be established before the start of the game:
1. The Bitch will cross-dress to increase humiliation with the minimum being the use of lipstick and wig for male players, and butch dykes for female players.
2. The Bitch will swallow every drop of cum from the other players.
3. The Bitch will be naked or fully clothed.
4. The Bitch will wear a butt-pug/dildos to increase humiliation.
The suggested strategy for playing this game is to use a limited number of chips at first, in order to find out who the Bitch will be. Additional playing chips are then added to extend how long the game may be played for. The creator of the game, Cletus 'Tuna Can' Beauregard is quoted as saying, "The longer we can milk the game clock, the more loads get milked from our hard cocks." If a player is suspected of sandbagging themselves so they can be the Bitch, the other players are advised to help them along, because it's always nicer to have a willing Bitch. It is also not against the rules for some or all of the players to initially join forces to hurry a targeted player into the Bitch position.
The highest recorded number of players in a game was 63 men to one Bitch.
Jimmy 'The Fish' Johnson holds multiple records; one for being the Bitch the longest at just over 2 years; another was that the poker game that The Fish was the Bitch in was also the longest recorded game at just over 2 years with 31 long-term players and 9 transient players. Brian 'The Cook' Cranston who was doing 15 years for meth distribution and was one of the original players was quoted as saying, "He (the fish) was a real cum hungry cock pig. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy wanted to be the Bitch in the first place." When interviewed, the other members of that game said that they would each get sucked off between 5 and 7 times a day, every day by the Fish. It is estimated that the Fish had consumed close to 200 gallons of cum over the two year period that he was the Bitch. If that isn't a record breaker, then I don't know what is. We later found out that the Fish never gave up his love Bitch Poker despite his zero winning record. In fact, he usually did so poorly that he ended up being the game's Bitch in almost every game that he played during his 10 year prison term. Upon parole, the Fish went to work writing about his time in prison and his love for the game. He successfully adapted the game for both men and women and it can be found on bookshelves in your local adult bookstore nationwide.
(EDIT) 11/13/2016
Some bi or gay men have trouble admitting their desires to be cocksuckers. This is a great game to help those horny fuckers get what they want. This game can be adapted to two person BlackJack. The person interested in getting his cock sucked deals the cards. The potential cocksucker will invariably and intentionally lose his hand. The two can then dispense with the subtlety, the loser gives the winner a toe-curling blowjob. Once every drop of sperm and semen is consumed, another hand is played. Same rules. Rinse and repeat.
(EDIT) 02/012017
Some lesbians have asked me if this game is for them too. Yes, most definitely! Any game that requires the loser to perform a sexual act can be adapted for any combination of genders. This game is great for finding out of your fellow female friend has lesbian tendencies. I recommend starting the game with the loser having to kiss your breasts. Start slowly and work your way into getting her into the more extreme. The end result may suprise you. It could result in ass licking, fisting, or even golden showers.
Unless everyone tests clean, I encourage the use of condoms for males and dental dams for females.
Just remember to be safe and have FUN!
Bitch Poker was designed to be added onto all normal games of poker like '5 card stud', or 'Texas Holdem'.
The mandatory rules of Bitch Poker are this:
1. The minimum number of players to start the game of Bitch Poker is 3.
2. The first player to lose all their playing chips is required to be the Bitch.
3. The Bitch can only be one of the players actually playing the game and the Bitch can not be delegated.
4. Once identified as the Bitch, the former player is required to spend the rest of the game providing oral sex to all of the remaining players for as long as the game continues.
5. The Bitch cannot be re-chosen until the game is over and there is a clear winner
6. The game can be temporarily suspended for hours and even days to let the Bitch rest and recover, but the Bitch will remain the Bitch until the game is finally over.
7. There is no time limit set on how long the game can go on for nor is there any limit on how much cum the players can dump, or squirt if the player is female, into the Bitch's mouth.
8. While the initial, minimum number of players is set at four, there is no upper limit to how many may players may be involved. New players may also be invited to join an existing game already in progress as long as there is a majority vote 'yes' to their addition.
9. Once added into the game, the Bitch is expected and required to service the new players with the same oral skill and enthusiasm enjoyed by the original players.
10. If any player is caught cheating at any point in the game, that player will instantly be the new Bitch and take over for the previous Bitch.
11. The game is not restricted to only men or only women.
Optional Rules that must be established before the start of the game:
1. The Bitch will cross-dress to increase humiliation with the minimum being the use of lipstick and wig for male players, and butch dykes for female players.
2. The Bitch will swallow every drop of cum from the other players.
3. The Bitch will be naked or fully clothed.
4. The Bitch will wear a butt-pug/dildos to increase humiliation.
The suggested strategy for playing this game is to use a limited number of chips at first, in order to find out who the Bitch will be. Additional playing chips are then added to extend how long the game may be played for. The creator of the game, Cletus 'Tuna Can' Beauregard is quoted as saying, "The longer we can milk the game clock, the more loads get milked from our hard cocks." If a player is suspected of sandbagging themselves so they can be the Bitch, the other players are advised to help them along, because it's always nicer to have a willing Bitch. It is also not against the rules for some or all of the players to initially join forces to hurry a targeted player into the Bitch position.
The highest recorded number of players in a game was 63 men to one Bitch.
Jimmy 'The Fish' Johnson holds multiple records; one for being the Bitch the longest at just over 2 years; another was that the poker game that The Fish was the Bitch in was also the longest recorded game at just over 2 years with 31 long-term players and 9 transient players. Brian 'The Cook' Cranston who was doing 15 years for meth distribution and was one of the original players was quoted as saying, "He (the fish) was a real cum hungry cock pig. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy wanted to be the Bitch in the first place." When interviewed, the other members of that game said that they would each get sucked off between 5 and 7 times a day, every day by the Fish. It is estimated that the Fish had consumed close to 200 gallons of cum over the two year period that he was the Bitch. If that isn't a record breaker, then I don't know what is. We later found out that the Fish never gave up his love Bitch Poker despite his zero winning record. In fact, he usually did so poorly that he ended up being the game's Bitch in almost every game that he played during his 10 year prison term. Upon parole, the Fish went to work writing about his time in prison and his love for the game. He successfully adapted the game for both men and women and it can be found on bookshelves in your local adult bookstore nationwide.
(EDIT) 11/13/2016
Some bi or gay men have trouble admitting their desires to be cocksuckers. This is a great game to help those horny fuckers get what they want. This game can be adapted to two person BlackJack. The person interested in getting his cock sucked deals the cards. The potential cocksucker will invariably and intentionally lose his hand. The two can then dispense with the subtlety, the loser gives the winner a toe-curling blowjob. Once every drop of sperm and semen is consumed, another hand is played. Same rules. Rinse and repeat.
(EDIT) 02/012017
Some lesbians have asked me if this game is for them too. Yes, most definitely! Any game that requires the loser to perform a sexual act can be adapted for any combination of genders. This game is great for finding out of your fellow female friend has lesbian tendencies. I recommend starting the game with the loser having to kiss your breasts. Start slowly and work your way into getting her into the more extreme. The end result may suprise you. It could result in ass licking, fisting, or even golden showers.
Unless everyone tests clean, I encourage the use of condoms for males and dental dams for females.
Just remember to be safe and have FUN!
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