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I found this so funny its from a deleted Fake users Profile, old blog ,now only a little updated


THOSE WHO SENDING FRIEND'S REQUEST, AS WELL AS WHO ARE ALREADY MY FRIENDS PLEASE FILL THIS FORM.


**************IF NOT MAY BE I WILL BLOCK YOUR ID TOO NOT LOL I AM SERIOUS*************

1. YOUR NAME :
2. YOUR AGE :
3. YOUR COUNTRY :
4. AT PRESENT YOUR RESIDENCE :
5. YOUR NATURE OF JOB :
6. YOUR FIELD OF STUDY :
7. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO X HAMSTER :
8. DO YOU SMOKE? IF YES PER DAY HOW MANY :
9. DO YOU DRINK IF YES PER DAY HOW MUCH :
10. HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME :
11. DO YOU LOVE SEX :
12. LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME :
13. IF YOU LOVE SEX WHAT POSITION YOU LIKE MORE :
14. WHAT YOU PREFER ME TO DO :
15. DO YOU MASTURBATE :
16. IF YES PER DAY HOW MANY TIMES YOU DO :
17. DO YOU ALLOW ME TO LICK/SUCK YOUR PUSSY/COCK EVEN YOU DISLIKE :
18. YOU HAD SEX BEFORE IF YES HOW MANY TIMES APPROX :
19. YOU ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRY CAN YOU COME FOR ME TO MY COUNTRY :
20. CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND TILL I DIE :
21. DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS :
22. DO YOU LIKE THREESOME :





12 years ago
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lilith10
lilith10 12 years ago
But since you asked, and since I have no other plans, and since I'm really really bored: 1. YOUR NAME : Of names, I have legion: Catherine, aka LILITH; KATHRYN; KATE; HEKATE; LILATU; LILI; DIANA; ATHENA; ANAL QUEEN OF WEST LOS ANGELES; AMIZU; KI-SI-KIL-LIL-LAKI; KALI; ABIZU; SEDUCTION; HAKASH; PISTIS SOPHIA; WHORE OF BABYLON; IT; QUEEN OF THE NIGHT; ODAM; TIAMAT; SLUT ABBESS OF SANTA MONICA; ISHTAR; ANIMA CHRISTI; BITCH QUEEN; CAPTAIN MA'AM; LAMAASU; NATALIE; CHANGE; QUEEN OF DEMONS; THE UNCONSCIOUS MIND; ANGELFALLEN; WOMAN; THE GREAT SERPENT; LOGOS; RESPLENDENT MOTHER; BARBELLO; and DARK MADONNA. 2. YOUR AGE : 34 3. YOUR COUNTRY : United States 4. AT PRESENT YOUR RESIDENCE : Los Angeles 5. YOUR NATURE OF JOB : I win battles. 6. YOUR FIELD OF STUDY : Art History/International Relations; Clinical Psychology 7. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO X HAMSTER : Blogging; Chat; Porn (In that order!) 8. DO YOU SMOKE? IF YES PER DAY HOW MANY : No. 9. DO YOU DRINK IF YES PER DAY HOW MUCH : No. 10. HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME : Long time, baby. Me so horny. Me suckee suckee. 11. DO YOU LOVE SEX : Yes!!! 12. LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME : Jawhol! Ich bin zu geil! 13. IF YOU LOVE SEX WHAT POSITION YOU LIKE MORE : Grabbed from behind, bent over, and fucked! 14. WHAT YOU PREFER ME TO DO : Do me hard. Do me anal. 15. DO YOU MASTURBATE : Yesss! 16. IF YES PER DAY HOW MANY TIMES YOU DO : Once per week lately : ( 17. DO YOU ALLOW ME TO LICK/SUCK YOUR PUSSY/COCK EVEN YOU DISLIKE : Yes. I aim to please, 18. YOU HAD SEX BEFORE IF YES HOW MANY TIMES APPROX : Well, over about eighteen years, including a goddamned marriage, deployments, training, and bouts of hypersexual promiscuity... I'd have to say the average would be maybe weekly, or 936 times. 19. YOU ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRY CAN YOU COME FOR ME TO MY COUNTRY : No. 20. CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND TILL I DIE : Semper Amici!!! 21. DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS : Yes. 22. DO YOU LIKE THREESOME : Yes. I pretty much like everything, but only if I am in the mood for anything at all. All or nothing with me.
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resistivecorpse
resistivecorpse 12 years ago
aw, that user is gone now? i had sooo much fun filling out this form originally and reading all the other comical responses people gave to these questions. thanks for bringing this back to life, its too funny to die
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The-most-Hated-Club
The-most-Hated-Club Publisher 12 years ago
to lilith10 : here a example for you from the deleted fake women pro ...how can this look .lmfao .) http://www.pictureshack.ru/images/74248_example.png
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lilith10
lilith10 12 years ago
I think I may be too modest to fill this out. xD
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The-most-Hated-Club
The-most-Hated-Club Publisher 12 years ago
to Aphroditeschild : I thank you very much. - My pleasure.
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Aphroditeschild
HA HA HA HA HA Its very nice thanks for upload . Its realy funny.
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