A rant about pornstars and facials

Yesterday I was watching the umpteenth facial compilation just to skip 80% of the scenes because the "facial" was just a drip on the girl's chin. Sometimes I really don't understard how the male performer can't shoot a decent load on some beautiful girl whom she's talking dirty and such. Damn, if you have a Riley Reid on her knees jerking you off and talking dirty you should cover her face like there's no tomorrow!
There are some scenes with pornstars I'd like to see covered in cum that end with a disappointing facial, because the cumshot is less than poor or 'cause of that position where the girl kneels on one side and the cum fly beyond her face and doesn't hit her. I know that a facial is the standard ending for a scene, but why bother if the result is so lame? End the scene in some other way!
Isn't the man Peter North or Winston Burbank or Manuel Ferrara? Don't do a facial cumshot!
Doesn't the actress like it? Don't cum on her face!
That's why I like a director like Jonni Darkko 'cause in his movies the facials are facials and the actresses like it, or at least they act well enough to let me think they like it.
If you have read up to this point, sorry for my crazy ramblings - lol - I was a little bored and tonight I didn't have a girl to call :)

Published by Ichigo84

12 years ago

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Ichigo84 Publisher 12 years ago

to slumlords : I've seen some tries in that direction, like some of the Digital Playground movies. The problem is that, despite a try in making a movie with a funny - kind of, but nobody expects... Monty Python's funny in a porn flick - plot, the sex scenes are so bad it hurts. And other than that they've locked down Riley Steele and Bibi Jones whom are two of the hottest chicks I ever seen in porn. Sometime ago I've seen another one, Sperm Bank - by Wicked Pictures, if I remember well - that was much better, but not like 90s movies.

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slumlords 12 years ago

Yeah shoot today's starlets in old skool sleazy erotic scenarios imo could revitalize the industry?

Ichigo84 Publisher 12 years ago

I completely agree. Old porn was much better in so many ways.

slumlords 12 years ago

I miss the old body shots, the finish today is pretty much exclusively facials only :( Unless in a themed vid/site when it sometimes cum on tits.. my favourite :) I think why the loads as are so lame is the inherent problems with the industry as a whole, in that instead of creating interesting scenes its always the same 5 scene cookie cut gonzo mass produced strip/skull-fuck/pile-drive/facial. And to keep interest the solution instead is new girls, thousands of them, that could be just as easily photoshopped their faces into identical scenes. And then of course the prob is the imbalance of so many girls and so few studs in the biz, so with the aid of viagra these guys are hard but aren't turned on but need to fuck half a dozen times a day, hence the aggression and 30 min scenes and using the girls as pieces of exercise equipment instead of genuine sex, and why girls can get boltons coz they are just meant to look good while the stay in the same position and moan often more in discomfort while getting pile-driven for 10 mins.. Then when it finally gets to the cumshot again coz the dude has already cum 5 times that day and is not as turned on (viagra gets you hard but not turned on) has to jack himself off furiously for another 5 mins, which no-ones want to see, before dribbling a load that just barely reaches her chin.. Then what also bugs me is that even if it is a huge load there is zero post cum play, some of the hottest classic footage is the girl clearly enjoying wiping the spent cock all over her cum covered face and then lovingly sucking every last drop of cum out of it and and still playing with it licking it for minutes afterwards. Today obligatory facial and just as last drop of jizz touches her skin CUT!!! immediately straight to black screen. Imagine is.. We got a schedule guys facial is done onto the next cookie-cut mass-produced identical scene.. quick bring in the new girl and grabs some more viagra on the way in. I see your rambling and raise you :D

southerncum 12 years ago

Agreed