Professional House Cleaning With A Twist!!
Few people really enjoy doing housework. Even fewer guys enjoy it.
I am of the exception, tall with blonde hair and lean and love cleaning other people's places. I am a free spirit and, if you want, I will happily clean your house,flat, or apartment in my underwear or nude.
I am an unique business, dedicated to doing a superior job of cleaning your home,flat. I value quality work in an atmosphere of self-expression and good clean entertainment. I am available to clean one time or on a regular basis. Call on me once just because you are tired of cleaning your pad and need some entertainment. Or, if you need some deep cleaning for spring, the holidays, or visitors we will see that your home looks beautifully cared for.
Why Clean in Underwear or Nude?
There are several reasons:
It's more comfortable. Come on, admit it. You don't always clean your house fully clothed.
I enjoy it and have fun doing what I do best: professional-level house cleaning.
You enjoy it. Sure you can have someone else do your cleaning, but why would you if you can watch me in the nude working hard while you go about your regular routine?
I am unique. No other cleaner offers this type of professional service.
When all is said and done, superb professional cleaning is most important. What we wear—or don't wear—is incidental and totally up to you.
Here are the services levels I will provide, those I don't provide, and those I can probably provide upon request.
I estimate that my standard two-hour service is sufficient to clean a two-bedroom, two-bath apartment or flat. Some homes and flats are smaller or cleaner than others, so if I finish early I will be happy to do other chores until my time is up.
Standard Services
I will generally be able to perform these tasks in a regular cleaning session, while recognizing that every house is different and may have different needs:
Vacuum throughout
Wash all floors
Dust all furniture, shelves, and window sills and their contents
Clean tub and shower walls
Clean and shine faucets
Clean bathroom sinks, counters and their contents, and mirrors
Clean inside and outside of toilets
Clean top and front of stove
Clean kitchen counters
Spot check and wipe down the fronts of kitchen cabinets as needed
Clean inside and outside of microwave, toaster oven, and other countertop appliances
Wipe off refrigerator and handles on door
Clean outside of appliances
Clean kitchen sink
You are welcome to add or subtract items depending upon your needs. To take full advantage of my time, I recommend that before I visit you pick up clothing, toys, and other clutter. The more I have to pick up and figure out where things belong, the less time I will have to do actual cleaning. If there are extra tasks you want done and I have the time, I can stay and will charge extra in 30-minute increments.
Deep Cleaning Services
Sometimes you need some serious housecleaning done. Like spring cleaning, a holiday party, or a visit from Mum. The following services are out of the scope of regular cleaning but I can certainly do the work for you. I ask that you reserve at least four hours and prioritize the tasks you want done.
Cleaning inside refrigerator
Cleaning inside cabinets or drawers
Cleaning inside oven or exhaust hood
Walls and windows
Dusting and washing blinds
Spotting or vacuuming furniture
Cleaning rugs and carpets
Services I don't provide
I am dedicated to protecting myself from dangerous or unhealthy situations and from tasks that carry potential liability. Therefore, I do not provide the following services:
Tasks that involve hazardous chemicals, including bleach (if you want bleach used in cleaning, I assumes no responsibility for damage)
Clean or empty pet litter box or cage
Handle biohazards such as blood, urine, or feces
Tasks that require lifting more than 50 lbs. or moving heavy furniture
Climbing a tall ladder
Additional Services
If you would like to hire me for other services, please contact me. I will try and accomodate all requests. Requests have included such things as:
Helping you serve food or drinks at a party
Running local errands
Doing light clerical work
Organizing closets, garage, basement, car trunk
House sitting
Pet sitting
Watering plants
Washing your car
Polishing shoes and silver
Assembling pesky IKEA furniture
Modeling for photography, sketching, or painting
Assume I will be fully clothed for any tasks requiring me to be outside your home.
My services cost from £15 per hour or depending on job and regular visits will get you a 10% discount and if you need a photo of me, don't hesitate to get in touch. I cover from Newhaven to Littlehampton and surroundings areas.
I am of the exception, tall with blonde hair and lean and love cleaning other people's places. I am a free spirit and, if you want, I will happily clean your house,flat, or apartment in my underwear or nude.
I am an unique business, dedicated to doing a superior job of cleaning your home,flat. I value quality work in an atmosphere of self-expression and good clean entertainment. I am available to clean one time or on a regular basis. Call on me once just because you are tired of cleaning your pad and need some entertainment. Or, if you need some deep cleaning for spring, the holidays, or visitors we will see that your home looks beautifully cared for.
Why Clean in Underwear or Nude?
There are several reasons:
It's more comfortable. Come on, admit it. You don't always clean your house fully clothed.
I enjoy it and have fun doing what I do best: professional-level house cleaning.
You enjoy it. Sure you can have someone else do your cleaning, but why would you if you can watch me in the nude working hard while you go about your regular routine?
I am unique. No other cleaner offers this type of professional service.
When all is said and done, superb professional cleaning is most important. What we wear—or don't wear—is incidental and totally up to you.
Here are the services levels I will provide, those I don't provide, and those I can probably provide upon request.
I estimate that my standard two-hour service is sufficient to clean a two-bedroom, two-bath apartment or flat. Some homes and flats are smaller or cleaner than others, so if I finish early I will be happy to do other chores until my time is up.
Standard Services
I will generally be able to perform these tasks in a regular cleaning session, while recognizing that every house is different and may have different needs:
Vacuum throughout
Wash all floors
Dust all furniture, shelves, and window sills and their contents
Clean tub and shower walls
Clean and shine faucets
Clean bathroom sinks, counters and their contents, and mirrors
Clean inside and outside of toilets
Clean top and front of stove
Clean kitchen counters
Spot check and wipe down the fronts of kitchen cabinets as needed
Clean inside and outside of microwave, toaster oven, and other countertop appliances
Wipe off refrigerator and handles on door
Clean outside of appliances
Clean kitchen sink
You are welcome to add or subtract items depending upon your needs. To take full advantage of my time, I recommend that before I visit you pick up clothing, toys, and other clutter. The more I have to pick up and figure out where things belong, the less time I will have to do actual cleaning. If there are extra tasks you want done and I have the time, I can stay and will charge extra in 30-minute increments.
Deep Cleaning Services
Sometimes you need some serious housecleaning done. Like spring cleaning, a holiday party, or a visit from Mum. The following services are out of the scope of regular cleaning but I can certainly do the work for you. I ask that you reserve at least four hours and prioritize the tasks you want done.
Cleaning inside refrigerator
Cleaning inside cabinets or drawers
Cleaning inside oven or exhaust hood
Walls and windows
Dusting and washing blinds
Spotting or vacuuming furniture
Cleaning rugs and carpets
Services I don't provide
I am dedicated to protecting myself from dangerous or unhealthy situations and from tasks that carry potential liability. Therefore, I do not provide the following services:
Tasks that involve hazardous chemicals, including bleach (if you want bleach used in cleaning, I assumes no responsibility for damage)
Clean or empty pet litter box or cage
Handle biohazards such as blood, urine, or feces
Tasks that require lifting more than 50 lbs. or moving heavy furniture
Climbing a tall ladder
Additional Services
If you would like to hire me for other services, please contact me. I will try and accomodate all requests. Requests have included such things as:
Helping you serve food or drinks at a party
Running local errands
Doing light clerical work
Organizing closets, garage, basement, car trunk
House sitting
Pet sitting
Watering plants
Washing your car
Polishing shoes and silver
Assembling pesky IKEA furniture
Modeling for photography, sketching, or painting
Assume I will be fully clothed for any tasks requiring me to be outside your home.
My services cost from £15 per hour or depending on job and regular visits will get you a 10% discount and if you need a photo of me, don't hesitate to get in touch. I cover from Newhaven to Littlehampton and surroundings areas.
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