Reasoning: Deletions, Why No New Videos, Economics
Short answer: for the greater good.
Long answer in three parts: Jo Anne Hart.
You have no idea who that is or care. Neither did I until seconds ago so it's okay. Jo Anne Hart is the real name of 90s (80s?) personality Mother Love, a fat lady who made a name for herself on LA radio, by hosting a television show called 'Forgive or Forget' before Robin Givens needed the gig more, and as topic in Def Comedy routines. For the duration of this blog post do I ask you to remember her name, and one other, who all you BBW/SSBBW lovers/forcers out there as I will argue in Part 3 simply must consider inducting into your HOF.
Part 1 (Deletions)
"What's the point in deleting videos?" Whenever I see this comment on my profile page I want to delete it. It makes me gut sick. "I agree with your dismay!" I say to myself on first contact with bigpunnc's frustrations each xHamster night. After all, aren't these deletions being made by the same guy who used to buy deleted videos from the locals. Yes, the guy who brought with real money free videos that got wiped off the internet by persistent ex-owners. Who re-posts that which was once lost on his page as moral victory. Then deletes. Where's the reasoning in that? Well sir. In a nutshell, I don't like watching the same videos I can't get off to. Who's coming to that video. I wasn't, so I assume the rest of you weren't; but more importantly I keep a standard of compatibility in my stash and favorite videos. Yes compatibility. Real word different meaning. You watch a video a hundred times. You wait for the good part of the video to come long enough you start seeing things - she's clearly faking it she's embarrassed eyeballs too big she's a bitch that guy's a dick etc. You stop watching the video. Porn evolution my friends. We can do better.
Part 2 (Why No New Videos)
A few reasons. One, and I kinda mentioned this already, embarrassment. I adore the pretty fat ladies. Do you have any idea how difficult it is for a man to get a pretty fat lady who doesn't do porn for a living to do you on camera? With her in the know of what you are doing and why you are doing it? The second question isn't a bare neccessity of course if you don't care how she finds out about her starring role in Online Hoochie later. The first question and it's answer (VERY in capital letters) are exactly why these sort of occurrences hit us as a rarity every time new stuff comes out. Because those times are rare. It's why we still refurbish the same lucky for us times that's happened over and over to no end.
Big Momma has fam, a life, an existence. Contrary to what net pimps may think she doesn't wish to be bothered with nonsense she can easily avoid like the embarrassment of her by you. Buddy. You can wax on all you want about the Roman Age and how nobody remembers the name of that armless broad. In her mind in your porn plans for her she's a jump off. Jumping off 100% of her potential porn worth to porn for you. That's embarrassing. And reason two, net pimps! You're jacking the game up. The same fat scene over and freaking over. Screw your camera, your cameraman, your cameraman third wheeling. It's 2013 soon to be '14. Bang Bus sucked. Get a room. Set it up with cameras. Let 'em go.
Thirdly. I can longer contribute as a bane on someone else's success.
http://clips4sale.com/studio/46558/Cat364/Miz-Watts-SSBBW
Part 3 (Economics)
This is Miz Watts. Her face can be found at the top center of this photo. Her bottom can be found by going to the link. The result will be found in large quantities all over your lucky face. Last year I made a compilation of her videos and posted it here on xHam. The video reached over 100,000 views. If you take away anything from reading all this, if that small miracle happens please please please keep this with you: it was so not worth it for you guys.
Look. I'm not Metallica. I'm not gonna crap all over you pirates out there. When Elysium becomes available sometime this weekend on kat I will get it. I may watch it for real I might not. I don't give two craps about the high ends like the rest of the lot of ya. Yet mysteriously I root for the underdog just the same. I root for them to make it. To get to a place I don't care about. Does that register? When you're the reason the underdog made it on thru and you know like the underdog knows there was no other reason but you behind them you bet it registers.
If you really like a video and it's stars and you wish them to star in more videos and you know for a fact they wouldn't and logically shouldn't do anymore without actual support... wouldn't you stop wishing and support them? I have supported web girls, brought clips and joined many sites over the years. I've done my dirt for y'all but I still buy. I support what I like. The quality of porn, the porn you like as a whole gets better this way. Why bum a cigarette when you can have the whole pack and keep getting fresh packs? They're happy I'm happy we keep it going.
Miz Watts hasn't released anything new since last year. She's not even in the top 50 on clips4sale... how is it that Lailani... a woman who once shitted on herself doing anal in a "cop" uniform pardon my language... is the #1 store... Miz Watts can't crack the top 50? I'm talking grossville over primo stuff. No, really, seriously, really. This woman is like the Christy Canyon of SSBBWs. I don't think she'll ever read this but I'm sorry anyway. I'm sorry for Miz Watts I'm sorry for what I did I'm sorry if you're at a place in life where you can't get Miz Watts clips (they're super cheap by the way) and don't get why I'm apologizing. If you want more, who should care? You give what you get. That's not an accident - those just happen.
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And so. Thank you reader, to my one fan per blog post. I hope this will improve your quality of porn life. To anybody I've offended during my stay here, I will cease and decrease my tomfoolery. You didn't deserve that and screw you. And to all of you waiting on the goods, the search will continue. I will find my 'Miz Watts' one day. Until then check her out! You won't see her type again anytime soon.
Long answer in three parts: Jo Anne Hart.
You have no idea who that is or care. Neither did I until seconds ago so it's okay. Jo Anne Hart is the real name of 90s (80s?) personality Mother Love, a fat lady who made a name for herself on LA radio, by hosting a television show called 'Forgive or Forget' before Robin Givens needed the gig more, and as topic in Def Comedy routines. For the duration of this blog post do I ask you to remember her name, and one other, who all you BBW/SSBBW lovers/forcers out there as I will argue in Part 3 simply must consider inducting into your HOF.
Part 1 (Deletions)
"What's the point in deleting videos?" Whenever I see this comment on my profile page I want to delete it. It makes me gut sick. "I agree with your dismay!" I say to myself on first contact with bigpunnc's frustrations each xHamster night. After all, aren't these deletions being made by the same guy who used to buy deleted videos from the locals. Yes, the guy who brought with real money free videos that got wiped off the internet by persistent ex-owners. Who re-posts that which was once lost on his page as moral victory. Then deletes. Where's the reasoning in that? Well sir. In a nutshell, I don't like watching the same videos I can't get off to. Who's coming to that video. I wasn't, so I assume the rest of you weren't; but more importantly I keep a standard of compatibility in my stash and favorite videos. Yes compatibility. Real word different meaning. You watch a video a hundred times. You wait for the good part of the video to come long enough you start seeing things - she's clearly faking it she's embarrassed eyeballs too big she's a bitch that guy's a dick etc. You stop watching the video. Porn evolution my friends. We can do better.
Part 2 (Why No New Videos)
A few reasons. One, and I kinda mentioned this already, embarrassment. I adore the pretty fat ladies. Do you have any idea how difficult it is for a man to get a pretty fat lady who doesn't do porn for a living to do you on camera? With her in the know of what you are doing and why you are doing it? The second question isn't a bare neccessity of course if you don't care how she finds out about her starring role in Online Hoochie later. The first question and it's answer (VERY in capital letters) are exactly why these sort of occurrences hit us as a rarity every time new stuff comes out. Because those times are rare. It's why we still refurbish the same lucky for us times that's happened over and over to no end.
Big Momma has fam, a life, an existence. Contrary to what net pimps may think she doesn't wish to be bothered with nonsense she can easily avoid like the embarrassment of her by you. Buddy. You can wax on all you want about the Roman Age and how nobody remembers the name of that armless broad. In her mind in your porn plans for her she's a jump off. Jumping off 100% of her potential porn worth to porn for you. That's embarrassing. And reason two, net pimps! You're jacking the game up. The same fat scene over and freaking over. Screw your camera, your cameraman, your cameraman third wheeling. It's 2013 soon to be '14. Bang Bus sucked. Get a room. Set it up with cameras. Let 'em go.
Thirdly. I can longer contribute as a bane on someone else's success.
http://clips4sale.com/studio/46558/Cat364/Miz-Watts-SSBBW
Part 3 (Economics)
This is Miz Watts. Her face can be found at the top center of this photo. Her bottom can be found by going to the link. The result will be found in large quantities all over your lucky face. Last year I made a compilation of her videos and posted it here on xHam. The video reached over 100,000 views. If you take away anything from reading all this, if that small miracle happens please please please keep this with you: it was so not worth it for you guys.
Look. I'm not Metallica. I'm not gonna crap all over you pirates out there. When Elysium becomes available sometime this weekend on kat I will get it. I may watch it for real I might not. I don't give two craps about the high ends like the rest of the lot of ya. Yet mysteriously I root for the underdog just the same. I root for them to make it. To get to a place I don't care about. Does that register? When you're the reason the underdog made it on thru and you know like the underdog knows there was no other reason but you behind them you bet it registers.
If you really like a video and it's stars and you wish them to star in more videos and you know for a fact they wouldn't and logically shouldn't do anymore without actual support... wouldn't you stop wishing and support them? I have supported web girls, brought clips and joined many sites over the years. I've done my dirt for y'all but I still buy. I support what I like. The quality of porn, the porn you like as a whole gets better this way. Why bum a cigarette when you can have the whole pack and keep getting fresh packs? They're happy I'm happy we keep it going.
Miz Watts hasn't released anything new since last year. She's not even in the top 50 on clips4sale... how is it that Lailani... a woman who once shitted on herself doing anal in a "cop" uniform pardon my language... is the #1 store... Miz Watts can't crack the top 50? I'm talking grossville over primo stuff. No, really, seriously, really. This woman is like the Christy Canyon of SSBBWs. I don't think she'll ever read this but I'm sorry anyway. I'm sorry for Miz Watts I'm sorry for what I did I'm sorry if you're at a place in life where you can't get Miz Watts clips (they're super cheap by the way) and don't get why I'm apologizing. If you want more, who should care? You give what you get. That's not an accident - those just happen.
---
And so. Thank you reader, to my one fan per blog post. I hope this will improve your quality of porn life. To anybody I've offended during my stay here, I will cease and decrease my tomfoolery. You didn't deserve that and screw you. And to all of you waiting on the goods, the search will continue. I will find my 'Miz Watts' one day. Until then check her out! You won't see her type again anytime soon.
11 years ago