Hunting bears
A hunter has been so succesfull... he shot about all a****ls an elephant, a lion, a giraffe... the lot.
The only a****l he hasn't shot yet is a bear.
He is adviced to got to North America, because they have a lot of bears there.
He goes to America and buys himself a good hunting rifle and goes into the bush.
He sees a bear, aims and shoots and is certain he hit the bear.
At the spot where the bear should be he doesn't see a bear however so he looks around in the scrub when all of a sudden he hears rustling and a roar behind him.
He turns around and in shock he sees a big bear in front of him with its claws up.
The bear asks: "What are you doing here? Are you shotting at bears?"
The hunter in a shaking voice says: "No mister bear, please forgive me I will not do it again".
Then the bear says: "You will not get away with it that easy. If you want to go you first have to give me a blowjob".
The hunter has no choise at does what the bear asked.
Back in town the hunter is determined to shoot a bear and so he buys a better gun and goes back in the bush.
Again he sees a bear, aims and shoots and again he can not find the bear first when there is the rustling and the roar and he has to give the bear another blowjob.
Back in town he buys himself the best rifle money can buy as he is still determined to shoot a bear. The rifle has a telescope visor and a laser aiming device... the lot.
He goes back in the bush, sees a bear, aims, shoots and this time he is absolutely sure he hit the bear.
At the place he thinks the bear should be he doesn't see anything however and again he hears the rustling behind him and he turns around.
There is the bear again that picks up the hunter with his head between his paws and the bear says: "You aren't here for hunting bears at all, are you?".
The only a****l he hasn't shot yet is a bear.
He is adviced to got to North America, because they have a lot of bears there.
He goes to America and buys himself a good hunting rifle and goes into the bush.
He sees a bear, aims and shoots and is certain he hit the bear.
At the spot where the bear should be he doesn't see a bear however so he looks around in the scrub when all of a sudden he hears rustling and a roar behind him.
He turns around and in shock he sees a big bear in front of him with its claws up.
The bear asks: "What are you doing here? Are you shotting at bears?"
The hunter in a shaking voice says: "No mister bear, please forgive me I will not do it again".
Then the bear says: "You will not get away with it that easy. If you want to go you first have to give me a blowjob".
The hunter has no choise at does what the bear asked.
Back in town the hunter is determined to shoot a bear and so he buys a better gun and goes back in the bush.
Again he sees a bear, aims and shoots and again he can not find the bear first when there is the rustling and the roar and he has to give the bear another blowjob.
Back in town he buys himself the best rifle money can buy as he is still determined to shoot a bear. The rifle has a telescope visor and a laser aiming device... the lot.
He goes back in the bush, sees a bear, aims, shoots and this time he is absolutely sure he hit the bear.
At the place he thinks the bear should be he doesn't see anything however and again he hears the rustling behind him and he turns around.
There is the bear again that picks up the hunter with his head between his paws and the bear says: "You aren't here for hunting bears at all, are you?".
11 years ago
