Porn Poem
I followed the JOI instructions to a T
But every time I feel I'm close,
I must rather get up to go pee.
The powerful pills I took Had my Johnson standing at attention
Alas! No matter how I stroke
I can't seem to relieve this tension.
I've been stroking so long it's starting to hurt
Perhaps a little lube?
Nope... Not even a spurt!
I'm out lube and my bird is oh, so tender
But I can't give up now
Me, and my swollen member shall never surrender!
Though my cock is chaffed and it's starting to burn
My mama did't raise no quitter
And my left hand is aching for a turn
With the one eyed monster thouroghly beaten into submission
I congratulate myself on a job well done,
And before round two, I'll take a brief intermission.
But every time I feel I'm close,
I must rather get up to go pee.
The powerful pills I took Had my Johnson standing at attention
Alas! No matter how I stroke
I can't seem to relieve this tension.
I've been stroking so long it's starting to hurt
Perhaps a little lube?
Nope... Not even a spurt!
I'm out lube and my bird is oh, so tender
But I can't give up now
Me, and my swollen member shall never surrender!
Though my cock is chaffed and it's starting to burn
My mama did't raise no quitter
And my left hand is aching for a turn
With the one eyed monster thouroghly beaten into submission
I congratulate myself on a job well done,
And before round two, I'll take a brief intermission.
11 years ago