Captain Stand-In

This piece is for all the ladies, that got a man, that holds your hand, and deeply understands, all and everything about you. But it can't be that deeply, cause if it was... you wouldn't need a man like me. A "Captain Stand-In" man. The type of man, that isn't your man, but will be your man, when your man isn't there. Like If your man goes away for a week long trip, But by day 3 you need a real good fix, of that real good dick. Or when you and your man just had a big fight, and all you need is some strong arms to hold you tight, throughout the dark night. Thats when I don my cape and fly in to save the day, and just like Burger King I'm doing it "your way" A Captain Stand-In man is the type of man to be there to WHAM BAM that ass completely, and for sure hit it like he's drilling for oil. Yes... that deeply. So deep you speak in another language, and not even understand yourself what your saying... But your "Captain" understands cause he speaks the language of lust, and can translate every moan and groan to know just what will get you off. A type of man to grab the wheel of your desire with both hands, and step on the gas with both feet, and steer your passion into overdrive, till both yours and his tank run empty. Till sweat drips from every pore, till every inch of skin is just a little sore, but you keep on pushing, moaning and screaming "O My God Don't You Dare Stop!!" making him give you just a little bit more. A type of man to make like Napoleon and divide then overcome the lands between your legs, and plant his flag deep in his now concurred territory. But willing to give it back cause he knows he can now visit any time. That's the type of man that's a Captain Stand-In man. The type of man to know that he isn't your man, and he's ok with that. Cause when called to hit it like he is, he does the job like he's putting in overtime hours. He's that guy that will lick you so deep, he could taste what you had for breakfast... last week. That's a "Captain Stand-In" man. A man like me. A man that you can call to smoke with, and when the munchies kick in, your the only thing that he wanna eat to cure his cravings. Now for those ladies that still don't understand what I'm saying, (even though a blindfolded, stuck in a dark basement Stevie Wonder could see what I'm saying,) let me break it down to you so you can plainly see... I am not playing. A Captain Stand-In man is a guy that understands he is there to fill in the gap in your heart (or between your legs) just until your man returns, and he's ok with that, cause he don't want to be your man. He couldn't be because your not the only "Lois Lonely" that he flys in to save from time to time. And I know just what your thinking, calling the "Captain" might be cheating... But ladies let me tell you this way. If your man wasn't slacking, in the department of caring for you or ass smacking, you wouldn't have to call in a "Captain" this day. So in other words what I'm spiting, into this mic this evening, is every lady in earshot better listen to me. If your man was doing everything he needed to be, you wouldn't be sitting there in the crowd daydreaming about picking up the phone and calling a "Captain Stand-In" man like me.