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Why average females hate porn

1 - It makes them hopelessly insecure; they know they can never compete with gorgeous Porn Goddesses like, say (to name just a few), Christy Mack or Summer Brielle (below). After all, looks are the only things that matter in females.


2 - They fear that their bfs and husbands would much rather jerk off to say, Nikki Benz or Madison Ivy (below), than fuck them. They're right.



3 - They know that porn makes them obsolete. That men have been brainwashed by porn standards of female beauty (think Delta White or say, Angelina Valentine, below) and hold them up to impossible standards, which they can never hope to achieve, even with multiple plastic surgeries. Too fucking bad.



4 - As they age and grow less attractive with each passing second, there is a never-ending supply of fresh, young gorgeous new porn whores half, a third or a quarter their age, like say Riley Reid, below, or Chastity Lynn, to replace them.


5 - In the old days, men would jerk off to a porn vid on a DVD player and then be done for the night. Now, in the digital age, men can indulge their porn addictions for hours on end on sites like X-Ham and even message their face porn whores daily using Twitter. So while average bitches are downstairs lonely, watching TV, men have forgotten about them, instead happily and lustily interacting with their fave beautiful porn whores like Bonnie Rotten or Lolly Ink, below, in their private Man Caves.









11 years ago
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scandinavian_wife
scandinavian_wife 6 years ago
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Whore_Maker 10 years ago
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dangerdick2007 10 years ago
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Cocksnotter
So true, and thank God!!
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AlexC
AlexC 11 years ago
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AlexC
AlexC 11 years ago
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jackoffxxx 11 years ago
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