Random Celebrity Jack Off

I saw this game on another member's blog, but featuring women for straight guys, so I thought i would shake it up a little for us boys.

So, here's the rules. Ready?

Go to random.org and type in 1 through 101. Feeling lucky? Then click! (Or you can just pick a number out of a hat if you want, but no cheating)

Now return to this list and see what celebrity you got. Find a picture of them on the internet and jack off to it. (Extra points for posting a picture of your tribute). You may even luck out and get a porn star! Will you blast cum over Channing Tatum's hot chest, or just try valiantly to stay erect to Richard Nixon? If your number is lucky 21, then you hit Wild Card, meaning you can jack off to whomever you like.

Which number (and guy) will you get? Only fate knows! Good luck.

1. Channing Tatum
2. Bryan Greenberg
3. Axel Garret
4. Wolf Blitzer
5. Paul Walker
6. Eric Bana
7. John F. Kennedy, Jr
8. Stephen Baldwin
9. Bill O'Reilly
10. Ryan Idol
11. James Lafferty
12. Wentworth Miller
13. Cary Grant
14. Heath Ledger
15. Marty Feldman
16. Mark Salling
17. Jeff Stryker
18. Alexander Skarsgård
19. Bradley Cooper
20. Jude Law
21. WILD CARD!
22. Kellan Lutz
23. Anderson Cooper
24. Jake Gyllenhaal
25. Harrison Ford
26. Paul Rudd
27. Alan Cumming
28. Ryan Reynolds
29. Chris Brown
30. Chi Chi LaRue
31. Milo Ventimiglia
32. Jensen Ackles
33. Justin Owen
34. Clive Owen
35. Pres. Richard Nixon
36. Leonardo DiCaprio
37. Zac Efron
38. Johnny Rapid
39. Chace Crawford
40. Alex Pettyfer
41. Robert Pattinson
42. Ashton Kutcher
43. Pres. Bill Clinton
44. Chris Pine
45. Ian Somerhalder
46. Alan Silver
47. Emile Hirsch
48. Ryan Gosling
49. Chad Michael Murray
50. James Marsden
51. Mick Jagger
52. John Mayer
53. Mike Vogel
54. Conner Habib
55. Javier Bardem
56. Johnny Depp
57. Derek Jeter
58. Mitch McConnell
59. Andrew Garfield
60. Ed Westwick
61. Sean Faris
62. Austin Nichols
63. Blake Harper
64. Orlando Bloom
65. James Franco
66. Matthew Goode
67. Justin Chambers
68. Al Parker
69. Vincent Schiavelli
70. Jesse Metcalfe
71. Columbus Short
72. Taylor Lautner
73. Hayden Christensen
74. Chuck Connors
75. Brad Pitt
76. Gerard Butler
77. Adam Brody
78. Ryan Phillippe
79. Steve Buscemi
80. Sean Austin
81. Shia LaBeouf
82. Casey Donovan
83. Liam Hemsworth
84. Peter Facinelli
85. Rick Malambri
86. Penn Badgley
87. Ben Affleck
88. Matt Damon
89. Hugh Jackman
90. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
91. Pete Postlethwaite
92. Ryan Kwanten
93. Daniel Craig
94. David Beckham
95. James McAvoy
96. Cheyenne Jackson
97. Rex Chandler
98. Christian Bale
99. Simon Rex
100. Ben McKenzie
101. Justin Timberlake

Published by Axelg58

11 years ago

Comments

Azgardi 2 years ago

Bernard Cumberbatch should be added.

Axelg58 Publisher 5 years ago

to GregLuvsPorn : He would love fooling around with you, I feel it.

Reply Original comment

Got jake gyllenhaal Ummm, now that it has been so long since Brokeback, he just may be in the mood for somebody who is not as handsome as Heath, but totally willing and able!

Axelg58 Publisher 8 years ago

to Riki-kusabi : You're a prolific whacker. I like it!

Riki-kusabi 8 years ago

I got Matthew Goode. Didn't know him but it is a good surprise. Going through the list, I have masturbated to more than half of these guys in the past.

Axelg58 Publisher 9 years ago

Oh, and Cheyenne actually has a sex tape where he jacks off. And with a great cum shot! You got lucky!

Axelg58 Publisher 10 years ago

to restonman2001 : True. But that's what makes it fun.

restonman2001 10 years ago

how hard-up would you have to be to j/o to Marty Feldman? lol

to maxmus1 : Lol. Hard to jack off to that!

maxmus1 10 years ago

OMG! 87, my most hated actor of all time.

You got good ones. Hope you enjoyed the jack off session.

Glad you got somebody hot! And thanks for playing. Enjoy your whack session!

Sportchamp 10 years ago

OK, so I re-read your directions and it said to pick randomly between 1 and 101, not 100. So I re-did my pick and got #11, James Lafferty. I was not familiar with him, but I googled and WOW, is he a hottie! I will definitely jack off to hot, shirtless pictures of him. Thanks!

Oddly, I got Blake Harper. I actually met him and his partner at the time, Colton Ford, a couple of times when they both lived in Palm Springs. To be honest, Blake was kind of an ass, but Colton was super sweet and funny. Colton actually is a really good singer and also highly intelligent.

Axelg58 Publisher 11 years ago

to Ejee : Thanks. Which one did you get?

Ejee 11 years ago

Great game