Kinky Sex Questions

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer:
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a c***d was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that c***d be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

Published by mujamacc

11 years ago

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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- 6 years ago

1: Washing machine on the spin cycle 2: Great sex as it was today with the mother of our children 3: Louis Griffin 4: Cyber-sex 5: Port-o-potty 6: Putting a dent in the hood of my mom's car 7: Used sanitary products 8: Mentally 9: suck my cock and put your ass in my face 10: side-to-side 11: We were never caught having sex 12: three a day 13: a friend of mine used bloody ripped panties found in the trash 14: "Dog" 15: wife could be better - wife does not give it up enough 16: melted chocolate bar in her pussy in the bed of a pick-up truck 17: yes, not bad 18: yes [vasectomy] 19: Mrs. Stamy, algebra & trig 20: something fishy [we use coconut butter as sex lube] 21: bigger than me 22: cheat on my wife, [then tell her about it] 23: smelly pussy 24: Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens 25: in Church looking up an old lady's dress 26: YES - more, please 27: cheating on my wife 28: have not figured that out 29: an orgasm 30: natural 31: no 32: "If they ban porn, we are fucked" 33: pee hole 34: pussy licking 35: Love = Sex {+ Trust} 36: the sheets 37: age 10 38: yes, on here https://xhamster.com/videos/wearing-my-wife-s-dirty-pink-panties-10575553 39: camping, 2017 40: yes 41: no 42: cat chew toy 43: yes 44: no 45: no music, please 46: a day at the beach 47: they are all fake 48: lesbian porn? some 49: mom is in menopause, last period was in 2015 50: no 51: music during sex, pain 52: mom does - proud of them! 53: getting? yes 54: not cool 55: would be a first 56: most foods 57: n.a. 58: yes, it's only five years old 59: n.a. 60: no 61: none 62: yes 63: smaller than me 64: no 65: wife 66: no 67: no 68: yes 69: ?? 70: boobs 71: Harry/Sally 72: yes, many 73: no 74: "Stripperrala" 75: on their couch 76: weird 77: suck IT / fuck IT 78: take pictures! call a friend, change my status, call more friends and take more pictures!

ChaosLev 10 years ago

1: Kitchen Counter 2: Super! her pussy was so tight it almost sucked the condom off my dick. 3: Delean from B-5 (post season 1) 4: a tight wet pussy 5: in my ass (no thank you); and as for an actual place, I won't mind funcking any where 6: my brother walked in ... 7: reading my wife's msg's about having sex behind my back 8: tie a girl with her pantyhose 9: invite me to join you in the shower 10: I like sex every which way, but prefere to be on top a bit more 11: We were about to move from oral, to actual fucking but then her husband called 12: nothing is necessary, but one is not enought 13: dirty laundry under the bed 14: can't really recall one 15: that I can't having it a second time right away; and that not every girl is as good at it as I would have liked 16: a guy trying to get his wife to rub my cock, but holding her hand onto me. That was when I got up and said "sorry, but it seems that you (the guy) wants to touch my dick, more than your wife wants to" 17: tasted like uncooked dough 18: yes, for example, with your wife (or someone you are close with and trust) 19: math and chem' teachers 20: strew berries (already used them, actually) 21: I think if you pass 1 foot long, it's too much 22: anal, being the bottom 23: cumming inside the girl 24: pretty hard to drive me insane (unless you act stupid). 25: after an operation 26: OH!!!! YES!!!! 27: to tie my wife to the bed (that didn't quiet work out) 28: a little after you start bleeding, is too much 29: "I love the way you fuck me" 30: landing strip 31: nutting is the "cream" of the act, but you can enjoy a meal, even without dessert 32: "If they leave, we are fuckin" 33: eyes 34: oral (to give, and to get) 35: Love is better than Sex, but love without sex is frustrating, and bad 36: underwear 37: age 12, in a swiming pool (at night, alone) 38: one or two (pics) maybe 39: not latly (10 years ago maybe) 40: won't mind doing it again 41: had a few threesomes (one girl, 2/3 guys), and a four some (wife, me, and another couple) 42: a donut shaped ballon with 43: work, after hours, when there was no one there 44: won't mind joining the mile high club 45: anything quiet 46: a girl sweating 47: don't care for them all that much 48: lesbian porn from time to time. girls are hot 49: would be born in about 6 months 50: nop 51: shit 52: a little, nothing too bad 53: yes (love seeing a girl having a good time thanks to me) 54: doesn't really do it for me, but I won't mind them too much 55: yes please :-) (I promise I'd be gental) 56: hamburger 57: not a tumbler guy 58: I don't have any (unless if you count lub as a sex toy) 59: yes 60: not really 61: pornstar, people can learn something by watching me 62: yes, I'm a porn watcher 63: I suppose under 3 inches is where it gets quite problematic 64: yes, because I have a dirty mind, and like alot of sex 65: a GF I fuck from time to time; and it meant she really enjoys our time together 66: I respect her privacy, but yea, would be fun to see her naughtyness 67: when alone, or with my wife, yes 68: I don't mind it TOO MUCH, but I won't stay there for too long 69: not regulerly 70: Boobs 71: why would I name it at all? 72: sure 73: nop, my wife knows each and every time I had sex with another girl; I don't lie, and never cheat 74: Crazy Randy 75: no, and no. 76: errrr ..... change the sheets ... 77: not sure, maybe "hmmm ... so that's what I should aim for fucking" 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

mujamacc Publisher 10 years ago

to janovick : A cock ring? Giggilo...hmm...sure.

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janovick 10 years ago

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer: Kitchen counter. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good. Just good. Very romantic and she just does things to me I'd take a century to describe. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Asuka, from Evangelion. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Handcuffs 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Cemetery. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ...the plastic table we were at broke (during the night, on the beach) drawing a crap ton of attention 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs and neck ties for me. I think it's that male thingysh of metal or just the man neck tie. Ropes give me the feeling they may hurt, and I really do not wish that to my partner. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Whipped Cream. 10: Top or bottom? Bottom. 11: We were about to do some oral but then the shopping mall guard came in closing to our car[example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? For her, Multiple, whenever possible. For me... it depends, to be honest. It's not the orgasm I seek, but really seeing her moan, scream, roll in pleasure. 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: (Does "myself" count?). Her dildo. 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Froggy. 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: I like that naughty look while my cock is in her mouth. I like holding her head a bit too, but not choking. 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: enema. 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes. Idk, to be honest. 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: I prefer to use it. Even i'f it's not for STDs, I really don't like the rist of unwanted pregnancy, not forcing a woman to take the pill for that purpose. 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Primary school one, obviously. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: I've said whipped cream before so... second place would go to... strawberry jelly, maybe. 21: How big is too big: Can't tell :/ 22: One sexual thing you would never do: zoophilia... 23: Biggest turn on: 24: Three spots that drive you insane: back of my neck, back of my sholders, a hard massage on my inner tights. 25: Worst possible time to get horny: during class. 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: HELL YEAH! 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Sex on the phone while she was with her grandmother (yeah, she guesses what we were doing). 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: once a day, is ok. Anything more than that, if you're not single, is a bit too much, at least for me (not a teenager anymore) 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: too big? (don't mean to brag on myself, it's not all that much, I think) 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Don't mind landing stripe 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: 32: Fill in the blank: "If they are extraterrestians, we are fuckin" (sorry, couldn't come up with anything) 33: What your favorite part of your body: legs 34: Favorite foreplay activities: massage. 35: Love (>, Sex. 36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing. Just a black underwear. 37: When was the first time you masturbated: around 11-12 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No. 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Last week 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Hell yeah. 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I'd like, but it depends a lot on my partner, not me. 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? A cup. 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? I've done it, but I don't really do it, tbh. 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? HELL YEAH! 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Portishead - Glory Box (BEST SEX SONG EVER) 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? IDK... 47: Most attractive celebrity? Eva Green... oh those eyes. 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Lesbian, a bit, but in general, lesbian pro-porn doesn't please me at all. 49: If a c***d was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that c***d be right now? WUTTTT 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nope. 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Cloth clamps. 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) I got a few, despite being a guy, cause I lost a lot of wheight. They're very subtle. 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Yup! 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I like tattoos 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? VERY NERVOUS, for sure. I'm 26, but I've always dated much older women. 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Onion... 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? No tumblr 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Not exactly a sextoy, but it's that thing you put on the base of your penis to delay ejaculation. 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? I have no Tumblr, but sure. 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No. 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? A gigolo would count? 62: Do you watch porn? yup. Mostly amateur stuff. 63: How small is too small? Pfff, can'ttell againt. 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Not in a sexy way;. 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My girlfriend. I love her kisses, it means a lot to me. 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? sure. 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? yup. 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? I would if it is too bushy 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? I think I'd try at least 70: Booty or Boobs? Boobs 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? If I had a vagina I'd name it Rosenbauch 72: Have you ever been on an official date? Yup 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) I've kissed another girl while I was dating. It felt like cheating to me, but I'll be honest, beyond that, I've never cheated any women I was with. I believe I'm quite loyal despite having a crap ton of opportunities to do it. 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Morocco Joe 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) I've had... 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? Normal... 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? Can't remember. :( 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? If I had a vagina I'd masturbate with my fingers, then with a big dildo. I'd try to find my G-spot. I'd fuck someone probably. I'd go naked to my windown and tease someone on the street.

xwriter4e 10 years ago

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer: ...Couch... 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: ...GREAT :) It was threesome with 2 bi girls. Sexual dream come true ;)... 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: ...Lara Croft - Tomb Rider 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: ...Black stokings under short skirt ;) ... 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: ...Graveyard... 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when I was on party and the whole night trying to make 2 girl to have threesome with me. Finaly they accept but I was too drunk already and my dick didn't get hard.... 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Animal porn 10: Top or bottom? - Behind ;) 11: We were about to fuck in a park but then a dog came from nowhere and started to bark 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? - One is enough if it's not too fast 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: I don't have so dark secrets :) 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: "Licker" 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: I like the taste of the pussy, I love to see how my dick disapearing in her mouth 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: She tried to insert a dildo in my ass while we were in 69...never saw her again :D 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? - Yes, I was pretty curious for the taste of my cum. It was a little salty and warm. 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: I don't like it. I prefer to not use, but I always have one in me - just in case :) 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? - Mrs. Petkova - my private math teacher. I was always getting hard on that lessons, because she was always wearing these fucking sexy black stockings and short skirts. 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate 21: How big is too big: Big tits that losing shape when removing bra - too big! 22: One sexual thing you would never do: Gay sex 23: Biggest turn on: Black stockings and short skirt (of course on sexy legs) 24: Three spots that drive you insane: back, neck, cock tip 25: Worst possible time to get horny: On family dinner 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: I LOVE IT!!! 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: To fuck the sister of my best friend. 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Too much is when it becomes you target №1 in the day - to escape from everyone and get your time. 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: I never been licked that good before. You are the best licker in my life. 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Bald 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: No 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" 33: What your favorite part of your body: My dick... I am guy after all :D 34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing and lickin her body 35: Love = Sex 36: What do you wear to bed? - just panties in most cases 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 12 - I found video cassette with porn. A girl on it was jirking some dicks so I learned what to do :) 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? - Yes I do 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Las time was this summer in a public bus :) 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? - Yes, a lot of times 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? - Yes, I love it 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? towel and door :D 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? - Yes I did it 2 times 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? - Never did it but I would. 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? - The song of her moaning ;) 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? - boots 47: Most attractive celebrity? - It's Bulgarian singer - Emanuela 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? - Lesbian - Yes, It's so exciting to watch 2 girls care each other. Gay- no! It's not good to me. 49: If a c***d was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that c***d be right now? - 14 days 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? - No 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? - Fat woman 52: Do you have stretch marks? - I have 3 marks on my ass. I love them ;) 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) - I love to lick pussy. 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? - It's sexy 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? - Nothing special 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? - Any stinky food 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? No 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) - No 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? - Yes, why not 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? - Hahah of course 62: Do you watch porn? - Of course 63: How small is too small? What? 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? - Mmmm no 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? - It was kiss full of my cum in the end of the threesome :) 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Yes 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? YES 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? No, I prefer shaved but It's not a big problem 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Of course, to be honest once I succeed to take my dick in my mouth. Haha 70: Booty or Boobs? Booty 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? - Penis/Vagina 72: Have you ever been on an official date? Yes 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No never 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? - The firefighter 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No but I would 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? - pff ...I dont know 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina - Big smile and hard dick in my pants :D 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

umknown 10 years ago

1: Dryer 2: With another person Bad, because we were 12 years old and didn’t know what we were doing. 3: Korra from Legend of Korra: Avatar 4: High quality Hentai 5: Anywhere in direct view of my family 6: I lost a vibrator in my ass when I was 15’ish and freaked out and called my dad for help. 7: My dog licking me. 8: Handcuffs with easy release button. 9: Ask me to have sex. 10: Why choose??? 11: “I” was about to fuck my ass with a dildo, but then I had to poo and I said “eww not now.” 12: 1cum It heavily depends on the 1st ones quality. #’s cum Not always, but it don’t hurt. 13: Many sex toys. 14: “Whoareyou” JK …. N/A 15: Dislike: Teeth (which really counts as 32 things I dislike) #2 not everyone is good at it. 16: If it has to be with another person “unsuccessful butt sex” (no penetration) 17: I have tasted all of myself. 18: Only with someone you know and trust completely. 19: 7th grade reading teacher. 20: cucumber I have used it solo, butt want to use it with someone else. 21: anything bigger than 8 inches is a novelty. 22: rape someone. 23: Boobs 24: on myself; dick, asshole, and stomach. 25: When someone is sitting on your lap. 26: OH, YEAH! 27: 3 inch jelly butt plug 28: When you are rubbed raw. 29: woof 30: Bald 31: Can be; if done right, and someone you care deeply for. 32: "If they are willing, we are fuckin" 33: Visually my abs. 34: fingering 35: Greater than, because I feel love would make sex more fun. 36: Boxer-briefs 37: too young to number, around 13-14 for first cum. 38: Yes. 39: Yes, when I was 17. 40: See above question 41: No I don’t like to share. 42: Lots of stuff where to start, I used to fuck a hole in a pillow, and I have put plenty of stuff in my ass; I guess the weirdest thing was a wooden umbrella handle. 43: In the shooting range porta-john at boot camp. 44: Sure I’d be willing too. 45: Not a music buff 46: Bouncy balls, Traffic cones, and punching stuff. 47: Alexis Bledel 48: Lesbian sometimes 2 women why not. Gay, not so much (I like boobs and feminine bodies). Trans porn though, I like boobs, anal, and there is something hypnotic about a bouncing shemale cock. 49: Uhh seven 50: Yeah but my head is missing. 51: Blood 52: No 53: No, I’m a dude. 54: Not fond of. 55: Lucky 56: Yeast or breads. 57: No tumblr 58: I own many (see my gallery for full explanation)  http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/2972804/my_toys.html 59: n/a 60: Yep 61: pornstar 62: No, I am only here for articles about restaurants. Of course I watch porn. I adore porn. 63: 4.5 inchs 64: Not freak, but I been called weird for many reasons. Mostly cause I’m not a party guy. 65: My ex-girlfriend, Too me at least. 66: N/A 67: Not really. 68: Probably not. 69: Yes, and have when I was younger and more flexible. 70: That is Sophie’s choice. 71: Penis named Richard, Vagina named Clair. 72: Yes. 73: NO. I don’t think it is fair or right. 74: Richard the Hard 75: NO. 76: Wash sheets in hot water, steam clean bed, and then buy a lock for my doors. 77: Penis other than mine was my dad’s so bleh, the first vagina I saw was my kid niece’s emerging from a pooping diaper. So it was not what I would call a hot and steamy either. 78: Vagina: 1)Clit play rubbing, vibration, and hot cold play. 2)Dildo/vibrator penetration 3)Double penetration; ass and vagina penetration, plus clit play all at once. 4)G-spot toys 5)Cunnilingus

LRock4fun 10 years ago

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer: COUCH 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: GOOD- all sex is good, some is better 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: DIRK DICCLER 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: A HARD COCK 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: IN THE WOODS 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: WHEN HE DONT GET IT UP ( I try to help) 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: CLIMBING THE ROPES AT SCHOOL 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: ANY 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: GIVE MY ASS A SQUEEZE 10: Top or bottom? I'M ALL BOTTOM WITH MEN, MORE TOP WITH WOMEN 11: i were about to GET GANGBANGED AT A GAY SEX CLUB but then MY BOSS CALLED WITH AN EMERGENCY [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? : HE CAN CUM AS MANY TIMMES AS HE WANTS 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: MY PANTIES 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: NOTHING WEIRD 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: THE FEEL OF HIM GROWING IN MY MOUTH, THE TASTE 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: ME ON MY SHOULDERS WITH MY ASS STRAIGHT UP AND HIM LIKE ACROSS THE TABLE AND COUCH ABOVE ME. HE SLIPPED, AND THAT COCK WENT TOO DEEP 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] YES, AND ITS GOOD 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: YES 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? A WRESTLING COACH WITH A HNADLEBAR MOUSTACHE 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: ANYTHING SWEET AND SPREADABLE 21: How big is too big: IF HE LETS ME GET STRETCHED GOOD FIRST, THERES NO SUCH THING 22: One sexual thing you would never do:SCAT 23: Biggest turn on:HARD COCKS 24: Three spots that drive you insane:MY NIPPLES, MY MOUT AND MY BUTT 25: Worst possible time to get horny: IN COURT 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: I LOVE IT 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: THERE ARE NO BAD IDEAS, SOME JUST DONT WORK AS GOOD 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: NO SUCH THING 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: I CANT BELIEVE YOU TOOK IT ALL 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: LANDING STRIP 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: AS LONG AS HE IS SATISFIED IM HAPPY 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ARE HUNG AND BLACK, we are fuckin" 33: What your favorite part of your body: MY ASS (look at my gallery) 34: Favorite foreplay activities: LICKING RUBBING AND SUCKING 35: Love (>,>> 36: What do you wear to bed? TSIRT AND PANTIES USUALLY 37: When was the first time you masturbated: PROBABLY 10, FIRST ORGASM AT 12 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? AND THEN SOME 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? I HAVE, DONT LIKE IT 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? DITTO 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? SEVERAL TIMES 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? CANDLESTICK 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? YES I HAVE 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? YES I WOULD 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? INNA GADDA DAVIDA--ITS REALLY LOONG AND THE RIGHT TEMPO 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? 47: Most attractive celebrity? 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? ALL KINDS OF PORN ARE HOT 49: If a c***d was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that c***d be right now? 1 WEEK 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? YES 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? BAD ODORS 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) NO 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) LOVE IT, CUZ HE LOVES IT 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? DONT CARE 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? WOULD BE FUN 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? ONIONS 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? NO 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) SEVERAL 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? NO 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? NO 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? BOTH 62: Do you watch porn? OF COURSE 63: How small is too small? 4 INCHES 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? YES, CUZ I ALMOST NEVER SAY NO 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? MY LOVER, AND IT ALWAYS MEANS SOMETHING 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? YES 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? I LIKE MY PANTIES 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? YES 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? YES 70: Booty or Boobs? BOOTY 71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? NOT INTO NAMING 72: Have you ever been on an official date? I FUCKED AN OFFICIALONCE 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) YES, I CANT ONLY HAVE ONE LOVER 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? ERIKA 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) YES 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? WOULDNT CARE 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina I HAD TO TOUCH 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

inko42 10 years ago

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer: dryer, vibration and it's warm 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: vacation fling, is never bad but I had better, she wasn't sexualy active, she had no idea how to move 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: kaylee 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: a nice smile on a girl who will suck a limp dick 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: funeral home 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when she wanted to pee on me______________ 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: go kart 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:I like to use jeans, don't take them all the way of, keep them around the ankles is a good way to test the water. 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: take my clothes off. 10: Top or bottom? There isn't a wrong answer 11: We were about to go out but then decided to skip the party. [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? If I really like the person, no 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: misty betoven 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:tasty 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: getting you head squeezed between a nice pair of legs and the wetness for later 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: girl wanted to pee on my face 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No, maybe 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: if you both want a kid 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? She was a lab instructor 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:jalapeno 21: How big is too big: not really a boob man anything over a ç, do like em tall 22: One sexual thing you would never do: pee on or get peed on 23: Biggest turn on: telling me how much you want it 24: Three spots that drive you insane: penis ear nipple 25: Worst possible time to get horny: work 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: yes 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: on the beach sans everywhere 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: when you start to chafe 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: magically delicious 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: landing strip, but would not turn down the others 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: depends 32: Fill in the blank: "If they swing, we are fuckin" 33: What your favorite part of your body:oenis 34: Favorite foreplay activities: rubbing teasing taking 35: Love (>,

jubelum 10 years ago

1. Couch 2. Good, Asian girl. She stuck he finger in my ass while I was fucking hers. 3. Don't know. 4. Cute feet. 5. Public 6. Drank and partied to hard to get it up. (wasn't planning on the sex) 7. An ugly girl in boot camp rubbing up be hind me in close ranks (they call it nuts to butts), she grabbed my ass and whispered, do you like that? 8. Not a bondage guy, but I would say ribbon. 9. Cute feet on my lap. 10. Top or bottom with a girl. Top with a she male. 11. We are about to shower, but then I bend you over the counter. 12. If the intensity is built up. Also quickies are fun. 13. I live with my GF. I guess this account. 14. N/A 15. I like to watch as it is happening. Hard to get off. 16. X stuck her tongue up my ass while I was sleeping. That woke me up! 17. No, never been interested. 18. Yes 19. N/A, I went to a Catholic school with brothers (like a priest) for teachers. 20. Carrot 21. I'm a straight guy. Finger or small toy would be it for me. 22. Try anything once. No pissing or crap would be the only thing I can think of that I wouldn't be into. 23. Cute feet. 24. On me: Nipples, neck, belly. About a girl: Feet, ass, neck. 25. At work. 26. Yes. 27. Not sure. 28. Never enough 29. Either, you are the best kisser, or that was so amazing. 30. Bald 31. Could be. 32. want. 33. Face. 34. passionate kissing. 35. Depends, definitely not = 36. Just shorts, or PJ bottoms. 37. Don't remember. 38. Had a VHS video with an X. I need to make some, but I'm not very tech savvy. 39. 2-3 yrs ago. 40. Yes 41. Yes FFM 3 times MMF 1 time. 42. Can't think of anything in particular. If I'm wanking, I'm probable on here. 43. Yep. (I lived on a ship for months at a time. 44. Maybe. These days you might go to jail. 45. N/A to me. 46. Perfume 47. So many. Hard to pic just 1. 48. I watch all sorts of porn. If something about it catches my eye. Usually cute feet. 49. Yesterday. 50. Don't know. 51. Dirty, like unbathed, or unkept. 52. I'm a guy so know. I don't let things like that bother me about a girl. 53. Never have, I would with a cute tranny. 54. Doesn't bother me. 55. I'd like it. I did it once. 56. I'm not into the food thing. Probably anything sticky. 57. Yes, chat like I am on here, and looking at porn. lol 58. No, but I should. 59. Heck NO! 60. Maybe, I would never tell a person that. Take people as they are or move on. 61. Pornstar 62. Obviously! 63. Like # 60, take people as they are. If I was a girl I would have formed a relationship prior to sex so his dick wouldn't matter to me. As a guy, if I like a girl, and she was loose, I would just work with it if I liked her. 64. Oh ya! Well I'm into feet, ass, and trannies. 65. GF-No it was like a good bye, going to the store kiss. 66. No. 67. No, but only because I have a physically demanding job. It would be a safety issue. 68. No, as long as they are clean. 69. Hell yes! 70. ASS all the way! 71. I wouldn't 72. Yes 73. Yes, my work keeps me away months at a time. 74. Paddie (I'm originally from Ireland, so I have an accent). 75. with them 76. yuke 77. loved it! 78. play X5!

gamarama95 11 years ago

1 If it's on then dryer. If not kitchen counter 2 Good. She gave great head ;) 3 Katniss Everdeen 4 Watching vids on here ;) 5 At a rest stop. 6 We were doing 69, girl started fingering my butt. 7 Milk/whipped cream enema ;) 8 Handcuffs. 9 Talk dirty to me ;) 10 Top. Love pounding her ;) 11 We were about to rip off each other's clothes but then her mom knocked on the door. 12 No and no but it's more fun if you do ;) 13 My spunk rag. 14 Gammy (Gam is my last name) 15 I enjoy eating pussy! ;) I don't enjoy kissing the girl after she blows me... 16 My first wanted to strap on. I said hell no! 17 No and no. 18 If you're trying to conceive then obviously yes. But only don't if the girl says it's okay. 19 Have never had one actually be my teacher. There was only 1 at my entire high school and she was the art teacher. Never took art so I guess that's my fault... 20 Milk/whipped cream. (Refer to #7) 21 IDK I'm not a girl :P 22 Let a girl strap on and fuck me (refer to #16) 23 Mutual attraction. We both gotta be into it. 24 Tip of the penis, ear, fingers. 25 When I had my final presentation for my AP Stats class senior year. 26 Very much so ;) 27 Wearing her panties during sex. Gets in the way... 28 To the point when you're chaffing ;) 29 "I love your hard cock!" ;) 30 When I'm eating a girl out I don't want hair in my face so bald or landing strip 31 Ya I guess it's possible. 32: Fill in the blank: "If they roll snake eyes, we are fucking." True story & they did ;) 33 My penis ;) 34 Make out sesh and 69. 35 Love >Sex 36 Boxers. I'll wear a night shirt and/or pajama bottoms if I'm cold. 37 I think I was 11. 38 Yes [Look at my profile ;)] 39 No.... 40 Yes I want to but the girls I've been with didn't.... 41 No but I want one. If it's gonna be with another guy, it'd have to be a total stranger. 42 My hand?? Haha I don't really use anything else. 43 At school, yes took a "bathroom break" during a boring lecture. ;) At work, yes but not while I was on the clock. I work at a movie theater and I did before I went in to see a movie. 44 Ya I'd like to join the Mile High Club. 45 I don't have a specific song. Just The Beatles. 46 When someone says something that doesn't intend to be dirty but can be perceived as being dirty. 47 Jennifer Lawrence all the way!! 48 Gay no, lesbian yes. 49 2 months 50 Ya on here!! 51 Girls who like me who I HATE come on to me. 52 No 53 No cuz I'm not gay... 54 I don't like tattoos. If it's a small one then okay but not a lot of them. 55 I did. It was first for both of us. 56 Anything phallic? 57 I'm not on tumblr. 58 No 59 Again I'm not on tumblr. 60 A little bit yeah. 61 Definitely pornstar. 62 DUH!! 63 Anything smaller than 6". 64 No 65 The girl I liked since the beginning of my freshman year in college and I hope so ;) 66 Ya but I would have to clear my history first ;) 67 I had to during an Outward Bound trip because I got food poisoning and destroyed my underwear..... 68 Depends on how long it'd been. 69 Nah my hand is good enough ;) 70 Can I choose both??? I just love shoving my face into both ;) 71 I've never thought of naming my penis. 72 Ya dinner and movie. 73 Nope 74 Going with the traditional "First Pet, First Street" method, I'd be Jewel Bassett. 75 No and no. Creepy 76 I'd say they're lying because my parents don't do it... 77 Well it wasn't this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHJk5g9DOE&feature=kp 78 I'm gonna change it to "If I were a girl for a day". It's a little easier. So I'd: 1) Play with my tits 2) Finger fuck myself till I squirt 3) Fuck myself with a dildo till I squirt again 4) Have lesbian sex 5) Go to a bar and break guy's hearts.